Attica High School - Aquila Yearbook (Attica, OH)

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- -lgggf if F ll Mr. West: Who was our country's greatest inventor? y, l Bill O.: An Irishman named 'Pat Pending! lv Oh dear, I have missed you so much! i i fl fBut he raised the revolver and tried aga1n.J ' 1 E The hinges of true friendship never rust. il, Traffic jam on sale day at A 8a P. . ,V l ll --- ,,, Q A traveling salesman is known by the silverware he keeps. l ,Q Darling, you are the breath of my life . lil Well, why don't you hold your breath? ll A 1 l Q Irate Mother Kat dinnerl : Raymond, I wish you'd stop reaching H QS for things. Haveift you a tongue? p I l General: Yes, Mother, but my arm's longer. ll i - - ip. l Farmer: Now come along and I'll teach you to milk the cow. ll Rusty: Seeing since I'm new, hadn't I better begin on the calf. l l If Bob Sanford, who was standing by the side of his famous Holstein ca , was caught singing- Q ' Just Me and My Shadow . H is i. l Betty: Horsy, would you put yourself out for me? l 1 Horsy: Certainly, dear. 1 Betty: Please do, it's after twelve and I'm sleepy. I A -- J Pretty soft, exclaimed Raymond Ritz, as he scratched his head. A . lf E cIfiihardKSanfard: I crosseg all my chickens with parrots. H , Ja vin .ze hat's your i ea? if Sanford: Well, when one of my hens lays an egg now, instead of y aackhng she comes to me and says, 'Richard, I've laid an eggg go get l . Q .....-. -1 l . Kipp: You look like a sensible girly let's get married. i 3 Ardis: Nothing doing. I'm just as sensible as I look. A l -rr ,I f --- - r is eeee f 1611

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5J H 1 V 1 l ll ll l ll A E lil l l it y, A H W E ll r l ll 4 . . l l ' Betty: Isn't it a lively tempo he's playing? Vi Edna: Oh, is it? I thought it was a saxaphonef' il Karl: Have you heard the Halitosis song? ft Bart: No, what is it? Karl: Moonbeam, Kiss Her for Me. B1 ' H Miss Dumm: Last night I dreamt that I was married to the hand- somest man in the world. Mr. West: Were we happy? -- ll What time is it, Doris? boomed her father from the top of the K stairs. I Russell's watch isn't going. How about Russell? Q - s Jr. Kaufman: Dad, gimme a dime. ' W Mr. Kaufman: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be iq l forever begging for dimes? p Jr.: I guess you're right, Dad. Gimme a dollar, willya? I . Jennings Ringle: I could just go out and murder someone if it il yweren't for the soothing influence of a cigarette. : ,Vl- 9 Steve: I'm making a collection of useless words. Can you help me . n General: Here's a copy of the Literary Digest. H Sam: What have you got that X-ray on your desk for? I 5 Irene: That's so I can see through some of the jokes you hand in. -- 5 Mr. Kaufman, in Chemistryuclass: We will take: arsenic tomor- li row. CNo one died.J ' ' U 9 u 91 Miss Seesdorf to Wilbur: Do you know Poe s Raven? ,J Shoup: No, what's he mad about? I Kipp: I had a good time at Mildred's party last night. ' Miller: Who .all were there? Kipp: Oh! .Mildred and I. I S 53 eeee eeee aaaa a a asmffgafasasmizaf sim : I no I

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N tx It v. 1 l I Problems for Agriculture Students Mr. Stutzman: How is it, Mr. Kaufman, you are never troubled with potato bugs when my vines are covered with them? Mr. Kaufman: My dear man, I rise very early in the morning, gather all the bugs from my vines and throw them in your yard. NJ. H H W He: Dearest, if I had known this tunnel was so long, I'd have given you a jolly hug. She: Why didn't you? Bob Hall: I think I will have to get a new car. Ralph Hunt: What's wrong with the one you have? Bob: I can't pay for it. WHY TEACHERS GET GRAY America was discovered by the Spinach. Nero invented the idea of keeping the home fi Chivalry is long poems or songs. 1 2 3. . res burning. 4. Elizabeth was king of England when Peter the Great visited there. 5. The Vatican was a noted bath in Florence. 6. Gargoyles are coats of honor. 7. Matrimony is the bond which binds two persons in fatal union. 8. Bigamy violates the principle laid down in the Bible because H no man can obey two masters. 9. A delta is a river with a mouth full of mud. ' 10. Definition of steam, Water gonercrazy with the heat. 11. A grass widow is a woman whose husband was a vegetarian. 12. The work of Ghiberti was coming across on the Mayflower and bringing the Bible. 13. For several generations, a student wrote general centuries. 14. Charles V's grandfather, Ferdinand, died when he was sixteen in 1516. 15. Ghiberti's most important work was The Raven. 16. Difference between a wedding and a funeral-at the wedding H you can smell your own flowers. W 17. Young America's aim--Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Snappi- ness. 18. Poets are like watches-a spring set. 1 iii I NWI 'Q