Attica High School - Aquila Yearbook (Attica, OH)

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- -lgggf if F ll Mr. West: Who was our country's greatest inventor? y, l Bill O.: An Irishman named 'Pat Pending! lv Oh dear, I have missed you so much! i i fl fBut he raised the revolver and tried aga1n.J ' 1 E The hinges of true friendship never rust. il, Traffic jam on sale day at A 8a P. . ,V l ll --- ,,, Q A traveling salesman is known by the silverware he keeps. l ,Q Darling, you are the breath of my life . lil Well, why don't you hold your breath? ll A 1 l Q Irate Mother Kat dinnerl : Raymond, I wish you'd stop reaching H QS for things. Haveift you a tongue? p I l General: Yes, Mother, but my arm's longer. ll i - - ip. l Farmer: Now come along and I'll teach you to milk the cow. ll Rusty: Seeing since I'm new, hadn't I better begin on the calf. l l If Bob Sanford, who was standing by the side of his famous Holstein ca , was caught singing- Q ' Just Me and My Shadow . H is i. l Betty: Horsy, would you put yourself out for me? l 1 Horsy: Certainly, dear. 1 Betty: Please do, it's after twelve and I'm sleepy. I A -- J Pretty soft, exclaimed Raymond Ritz, as he scratched his head. A . lf E cIfiihardKSanfard: I crosseg all my chickens with parrots. H , Ja vin .ze hat's your i ea? if Sanford: Well, when one of my hens lays an egg now, instead of y aackhng she comes to me and says, 'Richard, I've laid an eggg go get l . Q .....-. -1 l . Kipp: You look like a sensible girly let's get married. i 3 Ardis: Nothing doing. I'm just as sensible as I look. A l -rr ,I f --- - r is eeee f 1611