Atlantic Christian College - Pine Knot Yearbook (Wilson, NC)

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Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1933 Know all men by these presents, that we, the class of 1933 of Atlantic Christian College, in Wilson, North Carolina, being in good bodily health, and sound and disposing mind and memory, realizing that we know little compared to that which we should have learned, do hereby make and declare this document as our LAST WILL and 'I'ES'l'AMENT. FIRST:-To our Alma Mater we leave our deep gratitude for stimulating, as best she could, those freshmen of '29, during the four years they were here. SECOND:-To the Student Body we leave our faculty and all the equipment we have had, and have expected to have had, hoping they will prove their appreciation of said faculty and equipment. fl'HIRD:--To the Juniors we will our sincere hope for their progressive growth in responsibilities, and the front seats in chapel. FOURTH:-To the Sophomores we leave our part in the use of all books that we have had legal access to that we have failed to make proper use of, and those slyly used Ui from the library. FIFTH:-To the Freshmen we leave our bills hoping they will pay the same with very little use of their bills ere the summer has passed. SIXTH :-We insist that the below named individuals accept the following: 1. To Paul Arline we bequeath Goofy Langton's beautiful, black, curly hair. and the ability he thinks he has in captivating all members of the fairer sex he has desired to subject. 2. To 'tWildcat Vixen Gurganus, Alma Abernathy's ability to have and to hold her man. 3. To Harold Tyre, Kermit Tr:iylor's desire to harangue the faculty by giving the concensus of opinion of existing conditions on the campus. 4. To all students that might be called, Little One and some of the following, Kitty Roberson, Ann Ashworth, Nancy Stevenson, Eva Mae Whitley, and Frances Stott we leave Frances Godwin's symetrical figure. 5. To the Go-Gettun and Critchum Clul-, we leave our remedy, which is to take thc caught offender, lay him on an anvil, and administer the sledge-hammer. 6. To Clinton Murray, Jack Brinson's ability to make the fairer sex think he is under subjection. 7. To Jacob Taylor, John and Carlton Blackman's love for filibustering, to be used only in Student Association meetings. 8. To Lalah Driver, the debating ability she thinks she possesses, from Logan Landrumg also, I.andrum's theology. 9. To Wormy Barham, the surplus sawdust on the campus that his cow may survive the summer, and also a place at the senior table without Alma. -Q-ou -4.+4--one--ob-one-o-+-e--v-r-os-o-o--o--a--a-v-u-o--o--ous--o-onc--o--v-o-o--o--o--Q-w-o--c--v-o--o-o--0--9--v-o--o-o-o--o--o-Awv-o'-o--o--o--o--o--o--o 0- o- 14

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10. To Curly Holland, Erman Williams' southern accent. 11. To Mrs. Yavorski and Miss Edmondston, we hope to mail back in the near future Leo lof M. G. MJ the lion hearted's sweet temperament and dependence on the opposite sex. 12. To Archie Eagles, Kappa Fulghunrs ability to catch a cop. 13. To Sue Todd, Barton Sitter-son's ability to carry a crate of kitchen eggs at hirrh speed. 14. To Shorty Brown, Leona Foltz's smallness. - 15 Maxine Long. Evelyn Moore, and Maude Boswell leaves their habit of quarrel- ingr and being disagreeable at inopportune times to three certain other girls we know. 16. To Rommie Mallison, Buster Bcll's place on the bench, and a right to visit all other colleges. 17. Tow Maria Brinson, Sam Freeman wills his sophistication. 18. To Mabel Cherry, Jasper Basart's spectacles to search the student government constitution for more liberty. 19. To Jack Aycock, Graham Boykin's agressiveness. 20. To Ferbie Fulghum, Sherman Forrest's ability to understand the faculty. 21. To Lee Roy Harris, Betty White's position as hostess to the senior table. 22. To Eldon Rogers. Nellie Sharpe's boisterousness. 23. In Miss Myrtle Harper's charge, we leave the library. 24. To Professor and Coach, F. A. Hodges we leave a road map, also we leave him extra desserts so that the basketball boys will not be deprived of theirs. We do hereby appoint Mamie, the head cook, as sole administratrix of this, our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. In witness whereof, we hereunto set our hand and seal, and publish, and disclose this to be our last will and testament, this the 26th day of May, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-three. Signed, S. F. FREEMAN, Testrix. ..... .....,..,...........,..,.....,..,..o 0 o o o o ....................,..,..,........,..,..,........... 9 . Q ...... 15