Atlanta High School - Atalanta Yearbook (Atlanta, IL)

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to hard labor. Miller Distilling Co, Home of Orange Pop and Gin. R. E. Miller Pros. Home made cottage choose, milk, cream and butter. Moderate prices. Miss Lola Cook, R. R. 2, Atlanta, Illinois. Now to look at the interesting radio programs. Here's one that startles us. Miss June Karrick, v ith Lady Esther at7:30 P. M. over station F. 0. X. Here is one that looks interesting. Circus fat lady ov;cs all to early training in Atlanta Bakery. Why, it's Cuma Baker. Next I see a poster of that flaming, exotic, captivating, exhilirating blonde, the one and only Mac We3t. This is a most attractive poster so I'm not much surprised to find that it is drawn by one of my classmates, Vaudron Upton. I am disturbed by the clang, clang of the supper bell, so I shall lay down my paper and go take care of my charges. Nice people they are, serving life terms. D. P. '38 D. L. '33 Shorty R. Who was the most daring robber that ever lived? Goldie R. Jessie James. ' Shorty R. Wrong. 'Atlas', he held up the world. Phyllis B. Have you ever read, 'To a Field Mouse'? Leona H. Why no: how on earth did you ever get them to listen? Lorena C. Why do girl3 kiss each other and men do not? Betty C. Because girls have nothing better to kiss and men have.

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aire, v;ins gold cup for saving the life of a famous red-headed model,who became winded while out a great distance from shore. World's foremost paleontoligist, Miss Madeline Codding-ton, sailed yesterday for the far East, to excavate a newly discovered tomb. On this same boat wc find Eldon Vi ikoff, Africa' s Robert Taylor. Ke is being sent by R. K. C. Studios to teach a certain African princess the various methods of making love. Mr. And Mrs. Tom.Tuttle announce the date for the debut of their daughter, Rosalie. (If I recall correctly Mrs. Tuttle was the former Donnabelle Pech.) Now for the sports page. This is always particularly interesting as it is written by George Quiscnbcrry. Hr. Q,uis-enberry is now covering the Olympics, but there is nothing that converns anybody I know, so I'll go cn to the court proceedings . What's this? Startling New Diccovory Made in Science. Russell Horn, world's forenest sciontist, ha3 just proved that oxygen is nc longer necessary for human life. Home Town Boy's Goal Attained. Albert V. Applegate, graduate of Atlanta Community High School, has at last attained his boyhood goal, for Albert is entering politics. His name can be found cn sample ballot, page 6. A glanco at page 6. Sure enough, there it is, Albert Applegate, Democratic Nominee for Spittoon Cleaner. Glancing at the want ads, an interesting ad catches my eye. Wanted, an expert err salesman, gccd-looking, good line, and experience, R23b. Heavens, who can that be? Laying down the paper, I go in search of the telephone directory. A, B, C, etc, R. There it is I Mis3 Vivien Radley V.illys, Studcbak-ers, and Pontiacs. 325 N. Main St., Atlanta, Illinois. Buy from ycur neighborhood dealer. Picking up my paper again, I see another want ad. This one can easily be discerned. Wanted: 30 make employees, used

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Before starting on onr life long journey, we would like to leave a few words of advice for the Junior Dlass. We'll begin with your president, Norma Ceogar Adams. We can't say too much about Norma, since she had as guest of honor at one of her dinner parties, our class president. Keep up the good work, Dick Kowser, in the seed store.May be in time to come you will turn out an ear of pop corn as famous as Mr. Burbank's potato. You can live in hope, if you die in despair, Paul Irish. In a few more years your dream of a physiognomy like Robert Taylor will bo realized. We understand that you already have a good start since Etta Foster has declared that you are positively the cutest boy in town. Next comes our own little red head, Minnic-Chilic-Ches-tie-Ha-Ha Brandt. Next time we advise you not to mix up such a conglomeration as chili and a certain senior boy, since they do not work so well. Eugene Hubncr, you will have to polish up some if you wish to carry on the family tradition of athletes as your older brothers have in the past. Dorothy Taylor, wc all know that with the amiable companionship of Smiley, your dream of a large and successful turkey farm will be realized. Milly Griffin, wo can't say much about you as wo haven't known you long. Keep up the good work; you haven't done bad so far. Helena Cook, wc know you're getting good practice taking-care of children. Wo hope this will help you in the future. Wanda Brandt, keep up the good work and maybe wc can listen to you daily over W. L. S. Joe Spocialc, we advise you to destroy all notes from freshmen girls. It might prove to be discriminating evidence in a pinch.