Astoria High School - Zephyrus Yearbook (Astoria, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 108 of the 1912 volume:

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STONE THE CLASS OE 1Q12 RESRECXEULLV DEDICATES THIS ISSUE ■- 1 n; -A • • ,' • % 4 ' V i it i Contents Staff. i’alitorials. Faculty. ('la.ss of I'.ll-J. Will of ('las.s of Itn-i. Propliccy of (’lass of 1912. History of (’lass of 1912. Properties of (’lass of 1912. (hi Seniors. 2012. Spi’ing’ ! K. traets from Letters of Hamilton (.Jarner. The (’hinook Wind. “Sometliinp-. ■’ ( )ne of ( )nr ( Iraduates. Stniifr ! 'i.n Incident on the WTdlnski Kiver. The (Iris'in of the Astoria High School. “Ti’cppen (Irete. ” The ('onntiy Fair. Dehating Team. Domestic Science. .Mannal Training. ( iymnasinm (.’lass. Th(' Pesnlt of (’ramming. A. H. S. (’ahmdar. (’lasses. Societies School Notes. At hletics, liimni. F. chang(‘s. Who’s Who In The A. 11. S. Jokes Puhlis'hed monthly by Students of theAstoria High Sc.tool, Astoria Oregon. “Vol. 1, No. A” Entered as second class matter, Harch 15. 1912 at the Post office at Astoria, Oreg., under act of March 3, 1879. Price $1.80 per year. Editor in Chief . Associate Editors . Business Manager . Advertising Managers . Literary Editors . Artists . xVthletie Editor . School Notes . A. n. S. Calendar . Exchange Editor . Alumni Editor . . Jokes . Forum . Emma AVootton Seniors . Ella Karinen Juniors . Emma AVootton Sophomores ...Dorothy Dunbar . Anrginia Peter.son Emma AA'ootton ( Esther Jeffers . AAhdlace Eakin ( John Crockett . -1 Sherman Alitchell [ Edith Loreutsen Dorothy Alontgomery AA illiam AA'ootton f Dorothy Epping . Alargaret Pinuet Alignon Allen . Ceorge AfeConnon . Tinion Torkelson . Leola Ball . Jennie Johnson . Ceorgiana Carner Lenore ArcCregoi Dorothy Epping freshmen . . Jessie Carner Alfrediau.- .... .Sherman Alitchell AVauregans . IJovvl Ilannnarstrom Adelphiaiu . ....Henry Jeldness Ebitovlals ( )f ttu' many [)la ‘( s noti'd t’oi la'auty ol' sccuefy and historical associations, tin ui'and old rivtn ol (trcyon, discovinvd by ('a.plaiu (iray and settled neai- the month hy Lewis and Clark, shoidd appeal to ( trey'onians. Where is there a scene more heantifnl than the Colnmhia op- j)o.site Astoria durini ’ the season when hundi'eds of Avhite-wiiioed sail l)oats may lie seen far and near! It is especially so at ni.uht fall when the snn dips below the horizon, and the river takes on the mo.st beanti- fnl shades of red. oraim'e and iiray. forming a scene Avhich no artist can paint. ( )ne noticeable feature of the lliyh School is the lack of flowers and })ictnres in the various rooms. Althongh there is some excuse for the absence of pictures as o ir school is com] aratively new. there is none for not having flowers. AVe have these things in onr homes and why shonld we not have them in onr school rooms since we spend Inlly as mnch time hei'e. Pdowers and good pictures wonld greatly add to the beaidy of onr High School and make the honrs spent in study mnch moi-e jjleasant. One of the hii-gest nniversities of this conidiy which h.as es¬ tablished a snccessfnl foian of “student self govei-nmeiit' ’ has done so by means of only five specific rides. For oiir pni'pose we (|uofe fwo, as applicable fo any tMlncafional nistitntioii, whefhm’ it be nnivirsity or high school. Hide II. No stndent shall paidicijiate in more than one dramatic performance in any one year.’' f Rule IV. “Social fuuetions shall be limited to Friday and Sat¬ urday nights.” Frequent preparation for entertainments, the learning of parts, rehearsals, etc., take the mind from study. Frequent social affairs are even more detracting; for no matter hoAV simple they may he, the autiiupation beforehand and the weariness afterward are not cf)nduetive to keen mentality. Let us “cut out too many good times during our high school course and we shall see an improvement in our scholarship. Years ago, the Astoria High School began the publication of a paper called the “Quill.” After some time, the interest waning, the paper Avas discontinued. In the year 1905, the publication was again started, and this time it was called the “Zephyrus, ” meaning “west Avind.” The first editor in chief of the “Zephyrus” Avas LaAvrence Rogers, associate editor, Annie Bergman, and business manager, Ilaiwey Allen. Since that time the ])uhlication of the “Zephyrus” has con¬ tinued Avithout interruption. It is noAv a large and Avell conducted paper full of interest to students and to those not connected Avith the school. It is published monthly and sells for tAventy cents a copy. The annual edition of 1912 is larger and better than any that haAm preceded it. 8 jracult MISS (iERTRUDE IIELSE Teacher of Enijlish : IISS OLIVE L. AVOODWAPJ) Teacher of Gennaa AIR. J. E. JOllXSTOX Teacher of llixionj f) Jfacult? IISS .MABLE MAGIXXLS Commercial Course 10 3acult)|) 11 Class of 1912 Virginia Peterson — “She knows lior man and when you rant and swear; can draw you to her with a sintrle liair.” .!( hn ( iranberg— “ A Debater, strong in argument and n no])le gestures.” 12 CLA8S VM' -CoH(i)nud Henry Jeldiiess — “Ilis speech was a tine sample on the whole. Of rhetoric, whieli the learn eel call riermarole. Ella Kariuen — AIjls. her time Ls occupied in niiliold- ini' the dit'nity of a Senior. 13 CLASS OF 1 V2— Continued Tunie Juntti— “She would flirt with a brass monkey. (iearhart Larson — “With volleys of eternal babble. 14 OF V)V2-Conil,ninl Ksther .letVers — ■‘Vdur iiiiiiu is ”reat in luoutlis of wis¬ est censure.’’ William Wootton — “It would talk; Lord, how it talked! ijeorne .Mc( I reuor — “My feet is on my native heath, am! my name is .MeOreyor. ” 15 (MiASS OF V.n2— Continued Katherine Harry— “(’oinpany, villainous company, was even the spoil of me. Wallace Kakin — “Nowhere so busy a man as ho wa.s an yet he si emed buslor than he was.’’ 'leniiie Johnson — “A modest maid of mystn mein. Hi CLASS OF 1912 — Co)iti}nied Edith Lorntsen — A disoiple of iMrs. Pankhurst. Auu’ast Peschl — athlete of renown. “ITis fame was great in all the land.” 17 ■CUlll of Claes of 1912 Whereas, we, the class of 1912, are reco-nized as the One class of great ingenuity and of marvelous intellectual ability, and. WIicreaH, it is customary for a class of such high attainments to- leave a will, and, Whereas, we recognize the fact that our knowledge and gieatnes.s is greatly envied and much desired by our fellow-schoolmates and all connected therewith, and, W h ereas, we realize that our accomplishments will be of untold value to whomsoever they shall he he(iueatlie(I. Therefore, while we are as yet in this great and glorious institution, the A. II. S., of Avhich we are a great part, we do hereby publish our last will and testament. I. First, we, as a class, dn ''ommen 1 )Uisel (s to the wo'hd at large of which we an now to bceom so prominent a part. II. To the A. II. S. we desire to bequeath our tree, an oak: an cmlilem of our strength and greatness. Ill 'fo the Juniors, the class of lin.I, W(' (h'siri to leave all our privili-ges, as well as our chemist iw and reading notebooks. AVe furth¬ ermore desire to lieipieath to the class of ’12 our room: said room to be occu])it'(l by said class as lon.g as they fulfill the reqiurenients of a Senior class. lA . lo the facultv we do solemnly Iiequeath our best wishes and kindest regards. In addition to tlu'se, we, as individuals, beipieath as follows: I. Feola Hall b« (pieaths her nuisieal voice to anvone having nerve enough to use it. II. Katherine Barry wills her art of bluffing in English Ad II. to Bea La I’liime Iniel. III. A allace Eakin does not desire to leave much, so he beipieaths hi.s knowledge to l)e AVitt (Jilbert. 1 . John (iranlH-rv wills his impusitiveness to Fenton Cellar. Asta llaugv desires that her title as white hope and “heavv- weight ’ be willetl to Elsie Olsen. A I. Jennie Johnson wills her talkativeness to Xanna Ta.ssahn IS II. I unie Juiitti Icaws Iiei’ hi ;h (?) marks in (Irpoitniciit to Mary Ward. III. Kstlier detlors l)t (nu atlis lu r winsome smil( s to Idsie Youn .stead. IX. Klla Karinen desirt's to will Ium lar}j:e amount (?) of Senior di ’iiity to Elva Staides. X. Jlenry deklness leaves his so])homore fianeee to whomsoever ha.s the misfortune to fall into her toils. XI. Editli Lornsten desires to leave her hair-dressin;; establish¬ ment to Mi”nou Allen. XII. (iearhart Earsen desires to Inaineathe all the “honors be¬ stowed upon him to Timon Torkelson. XIII. Lenore IMetireo-or leaves her profuseness of blushes to Anna Thompson. XIV. Victor IMoore wills his position as “full-back’’ on the foot¬ ball team to (ieortre -loki. XV. Virginia Petersen leaves hei- hi ih marks to Emma Wootton. XVI. Auirast Peschl wills his modesty to Carl Sanders. XVII. William Wootton beipaaiths his knowledge of dehate and argumentation to Ceorye Ileifel. In testimony whereof, we, the noteworthy class of 11)12, leave this, our last will and testament. ])rinted in thi.s, the June issue of the Zephyrus. subscribe our sif;natures, and affix our seal, this - day of June, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twelve. Class of 11)12. C. A. L. ’12. ID Ipropbcc of the Class of '12 As 1 was growing old, fat, and rich, I desired to visit my old ],ome, Astona, and see sonm of n.y old schoolnnates of the class 1-. I ordered my yrip packed, and Ihe areonn.hde brought around to the aoor. I hid my good wife goodi)ye, climbed into my areomobde, and was off at the rate of 120 miles an hour. I sailed over city after city, until at last I arrived at the 1 acihc, and Astoria. I landed at the Park, and took a cable car to the city. 1 got off the car at !� th and Duane St., and looked around. Ihe city luul grown to such an extent that I was utterly lo.st and did not know jny way. As no policeman was near, I stopped a tall slim man with a dense black beard tliat completely covered his face, and asked him the way to the Superintendent’s office, lie stopped and looked at me a minute, and exteiuDd his hand with a hearty, ‘'Hello, Bill.” I was so surprised that I hardly knew what to say until 1 recognized Die old smile of “Wags’ Bakin. “Hello, ‘AVags,’ how are voii? AVhere have you been ? What are you doing and why ari you in su('h a hurry ! I asked as fast as I ('ould. “Hold on ! AAdiere ilid you begin .’ AVhat was your first ([uestioii ?” said “Wags,” and 1 knew that he was up to his old trick of forgetting. 1 used the word that was always a remedy for forget fulne. s in 1l;e oht school days; “ Virginia, where is she?” The wo.rd worked like a charm. “AA ags” gave a yell, and started down the street, dragging me by the arm. After this I found that A'irginia was Editor of a “Popular A ote for Alan” paix'r, and that “AVags” was her business manager. He was now late, and was afraid that she would “give him tits.” “A cll, here is the building,” said “AVags,” and I looked up at Ihe forty-two story building in which “(linger” liad her paper. AA e took the elevator to the ninth floor, and entered Aliss A'irginia's office. 8he had just begun talking to “AA'ags” Avhen she saw' me, and c-sclaimed, “AAdiy Billy, how are you? 'fake tlmt chair.” T Had to tell them my history from tin time I left the .A. 11. S., until the time of my arrival in the city. After a very nic'c talk with A irginia about hei’ prospects and the good old days at High School, I left with “AVags” to visit some of the other memhers of the class of B2. 20 Lenoiv M('( i ivyoi’ I found t(t ho a doctor as jolly and happy as shi h.ad l)ccn in the mod old school days. After 1 had left Ijtniore's office and wa.s takiny in the t(- vn. iny attinition was called to a reiiia.rkahh woman standini;' in a cart, trying’ with mnch yt'stnriny and lond taikinti;, to sell .soiiu kind of a patent inedieiiu'. I thonyht 1 i-eeo iiizcd h.er. so 1 st(“pi)ed closer. At that ininnte she tniaied her fac-e towards me. and [ reeounized deiinie dolnsson. I imuh myst'lf known and .l(‘nnie told me how she was niakiim' a yrand sneeess of selling' a drny, a enre fe.)' all e ■ils and ills, d'his drny was made hy Anynst I’esehl, one of tin best known fake doetoi’s of Amei’ica. 1 hid her oodhye and started down the stri'ct. I had seare(‘ly yone ten steps when a proce.s,sion of peoide with spades ami shovels over their shonldei’s came walkiny down the street, sinyin lustily. At theii' head marched a man who looked familiar, so I iiave a sliyht whistle. The man turned around, walked quickly to me, and extended his hand, with a “Ilow'de Bill.” “Why John, how are yon? What are you doin ?” While askiny these (piestions 1 was lookiny John carefully ovei', and observed that he was dreessed in tlu‘ latest style, with a heavy yold chain across a plaid vest, and everythiny els( to match. ] said “Oh, llo. old felh.w, yon are a sportiny man. are yon?” John Granhery then said: “Oh. yon .see, I an a walkiny deleyate tor the Glam I)iyyei-s' rnion and we aiv out on a strike, Solony. ” Walkiny farther down the street I saw a small hand of people— two women and one man. The man was Instily hlowiny a cornet, and the women were rattliny tambourines and sinyiny “Salvation w the B est Thiny in the World.” On nearer approach I r( coynize(i the two women as Leola Ball and Ella Karinen. I did not at tii-st rta-oy- nize the man, hi'acn-o of his uniform and his lony brown hair which hnny in ti’esses over his shoulders. I saw “Ways” Eakin linrryiny hy, so T stoi)ped him, and asked him the name of yonder individual with the lony hair. I will in- ti'odma him to yon,” says “Ways, and with tl'.esi' woi'ds lu“ titok me by th( arm, marclual me up to the man and said .Mr. (ica Lai- seii, h't me inti'odncc’ y n to Bill Wcotton.” . t the sound of Ways voice, the man turned and wrnny my hand, seeminyly vei-joyed to see me ayain. After a yreat deal of (inestioniny. 1 found that “G ‘a ' had estahli'.-hed a new reliyion, that helief (d‘ which was that the men mn.st ( i ■ i ' ,i)” ,v.ar tans I, air, anj I also foun.l that Klla atol I.eola tvere the only converts that he had been aide to train. , , , , s 1 left “(Jea,’ T heard “Waffs” mutter, “You don t have ,o be Larsen to be crazy.” “Almost,” I said. ‘AYatrs” and I then walk¬ ed to his rooms, and there we talked over old tunes and ot old fi lends. “Where is “Heinie” Jeldness?” I asked. Wa rs” answered sadly, “Tfeinie is among- the dead. Dead!” said I. “Oh, that is too bad, when did he die? lie didn’t die,” said “Wags.” “He is an rndertaker at Goble.” Suddenly I saw through the joke. “And where is Tunie Juntti?” “Oh,” said “Wags,” she is a school teacher in the Clat.skanie high school.” ‘ And Victor Moore, what d’ him?” lie tends bar,” said “Wags.” ‘ ‘ A saloon-keeper 1 ’ ’ said I . “Xo, no saloon-kcepei , he is janitor in the Court House, said “Wags.” “What of Kate Barry, A.sta Hauge, and Edith Lorn.sten ? Are they dead, or do they keep salomis?” 1 asked, somewhat piiiued at “Wags” jokes. “Xo,” said “Wags.” “They run a cannery. “Kun a cannery! said I, “ Why man, the fish industry was abandoned ten years ago.” “I didn’t say that they had anything to do with fish; they are the English teachers in A.stc'ria’s three high schools. With this I shied a plate, but he laughingly ducked, and said, “Don’t get sore. Bill. It didn’t help any, so I cooled down and asked “Wags, ‘‘What fdiout Esther .h‘1t('rs? Is she with the (haul or is she another joke? No, said Wags, She' isu t a joke, she is the mayor at War- K'liton on a r( form tii-kcd, and k(“cps all lazy jieople and grafters go¬ ing some, I can tell you.” Dh, 1 shaw, W aii-s, lets go up to yooi- romus. I am sleepy.” W’e talked a while, and the last that 1 heard was “Whigs chuckliim to himsi'If. )■) Wh B. Wh 1bi9tor of the Claes of 1912 Fivsluiian Year. 1 lu' class of IDl'J liad th(' largest Mii“iiil)cr.sliij) of any class, then in the high school. 'I’lie class was soon organized with the following competent otficers : First Term : Pre.sident. Clyde 'frnl linger. Vice-President. William AVoottoii. Secivtary, Virginia Petersen. Second Term : Pi'esident, August Pe.schl. Vice-President. Rernice IcCregor. Secivtary. Virginia Petersen. Fnder the care of i Ir. Brayton our studies began. Did anyone iver bring .snuff to sehool ? It is an event to be remembered that K. B. remained in our history class but two days all tei-m. (fui‘ class was distinguished by the fact that one of its members. August Peschl, gained a position on the football team where he won many honors for his class and himself. ( )nce upon a time, as the .story goes — some strange things happen¬ ed at school. ( )ur books wiu'e removed, whereat all of ns took tests for lack of the necessary ('(pni)ment to do anytliing else. The alfair was not so fnnny when the hoys were made to carry all the books down from their biding i)lace. And then the Freshmen picnic — Oh. what spoid ! The crowd land¬ ed at Knappton amidst a downpour of rain. Bnt what of that to the .siiii'it of the class t'f 1!IP2? An empty building was found and a ])lcasant time was s])ent in dancing and other amusements. After lunch the class e.xplonel the surrounding country and then cruised up and «iown the river befon returning. Mr. Smith, .Mi’. Brayton. .Miss Tluls and .Miss Badollet weri' thi' cbaiierons of the occasion. Sophomore Year. Firs Term : Vice-President, IMervyn Troyer. President, August Peseliei. Secretary, Virginia Petersen. Second Term : President, Lenore iMcOregor. Vice-lT-esident, Alice Fox. Seci'etary, Fstlier Jetfers. It was during tliis year tliat the Senior-Sophoniore henetiit was lield at tlie Star theatre. A very enteitaining i)eiT'orn;ance was given composed of tableaux, singing, etc In the latter pan of the second term we came to school only to s( e the Junior flag fh ating on high at the top of the telegraph pole which was surrounded hy barb wii-e and notwitlistanding our efforts, the flag still floated. But we ustal this experience to our advantage, for the next year W(' were victorious over the same class who were then Seniors. Who will forget that Sophomore jiienic ? Lucky was the jierson who carried even a lemon ; for some of u.s were forced to a diet of coffee grounds. However, all ended well if our lunch was not a success. Junior Year. First Term: President, Leola Ball. Vice-President, Le Roy Jones. Secretary, Katherine Barry. Second Term : President. Henry Jeldness. Vice-President, Virginia Petersen. Secretary, Emma Wootton. A.s Juniors, realizing that we must have money in order to ent rtain (he Senior class, we held a cooking salt' at Fellman's furniture .--tore This was .such a success that we were urged to greater etfort. The next attem])t was a Fafeteria, whieh was held in the lu-e ent Domestic Science room. How good tho.se hot beans tasted! But how heavv they were to carry up the hill! And the Junior lunch (f the left- oveij the next day. Fan anyone .say that our Junior girls did not look m ty ni their white eaps and aprons ’ It was mostly due to liss etensou s hai'd labor and exc-ellent management that the Fafeteria was such a succes,s. •24 And then tliat inoniinu- of the fla - laish ! Say, how tliat tar did slick! AVc tlicn souyht pleasure of the purest sort after our (“udeavoi-s in the moiiey-iuakiu ’ line. A Ja])aues(‘ Tea (iaiahui I’arty on tin hiwu of Miss iMctireiror in I'pportowu — wliieli was a dazzliny siyht of Jaitauese lanterns and (plaint dap irls who served tea to the ynests. A laryi honfive in the adjoining lot ave niarshniallow heiids a ehanee to in- dnlye in their favorite pastime. All of the memlx'rs of the dunioi’ and Senioi' elas.s(‘s attemh'd and the affair was noted as an ( .xt rciiK'ly pdet nres([ne sneeess. Last hnt not lea.st is onr dnnioi’ I’roni. 'flu A. A. A .A. Hall was secured for this function. It was heautifully (h‘corated with u'reens. 'file whole ceiliny was hnny with cedar honyhs and a very pretty ef- i’oet wa.s yiveii hy the liyhts shinning through. A large crescent moon, a contrivance i.f one of our hrilliant cla-ssiuates. made its ai)i)ea’’ance h'ter in the evening. During the last dance eonfettii was sifted down tlirough the oA'erdianging bower. Small r(;se-hu(i.s :n the class colors, red and white, were thrown among the dancers. Senior Year. First 'rerni : Presi(.lent. William Wootton. Vice-President, Virginia Petersen. Seendary, Lenore iMctiregor. Second 'rerm : President, William Wootton. Vice-President, F.sther Jeffers. S( cretary. Lenore McHregor. It was here that some of our Seniors — Hearhart Larson, William Wootton, John (iranherg, and Esther Jetfers won honors for their school in debate. Later in the term the class secur( d an oak tree which they jJanted in tin .school yai'd. 'I’he cla.ss of Ptlll wa.s the tb’st to bt a.ntify our yai'd and we hopi that our tree will thriv( and that soon ethers will be planted. 'I'lie annual numb( r of tlu Z('|)hyrus has rcstcal most heavily upon the Seniors and they have mideavored to do their bc.st. 'Phis is il- lu.strated by the fact that tluw have consented to hav( their pictiiivs ]� laced in that jiaper, though many feared that it would spoil the same. 25 The class liave decided to purchase rings and the order lias l)een sent. Pixtensive preparations are heing made for a Class Day to Avhieh the school and friends will he invited. We expect to have a picnic in Ihe near future and it will undoubtedly be a success. This is our hi.story in the A. 11. S. hut there is much that may never he written. Our studies are recorded in that most precious of hooks— the “Black Book,” and we believe that our standing is one to be proud of. In all our efforts, in whatever line they might be, we liave always been ably suiiported by the faculty and our friends. L. McG. T2 26 PROPERTIES OF CLASS OF 1912 ®n Seniors AVlio's I'eiiowned as a “famous comedian,” 'J'here i.s a young' fellow named AVootton, 1 1 (VS prex of the Heniors, And other high honors, lie leav( s ns in nineteen twelve. Oh, a blonde by the name of AlcOreg’or, To this class lends a “fnnny hone” flavor. She’s (piick at a .ioke, For many she wrote. For this excellent little old pai)er. If IT. Jeldness gets thi’ongh with his class. It’ll re(inire a whole lot of lirass, And a ])retty big spurt. For yon know he’s a flirt. And is awfully in love with a lass. Xow a .Seuior so jolly called E.sther, Is known as a famous debater. Of the “Zeph” she’s an “ed.” Now enough has been said. Except that we all hate to lose her. Tunie Juntti.a chemistry student, Has never been known to he ]U’udent, She gets on the wiggles. And then starts the giggles. But if Aloore didnT tease her she wouldn’t. A g'irdiron hero is Victor, At his .studies he’s not such a flunker, For he is one. Not in the run. Of the ordinary foot hall jdayer. 28 Of len ihy proportions is Etlith, Her classics this girl never reacleth, She ’s a pretty good sort, And also some sport, Though I believe on “iMellins she feedetl Very quiet and thoughtful is Jeuuie. You can pick her out anicug many. She is bashfid and shy. And she never asks why,'' And promptly she writes up her essay. One of our best fellows is Eakiii, Whose faults are girls and sarcasm, He manages Imsiuess, For the A. II. S. Zcphyrus, But a “rep’’ as a “stude” he's not makiu Our classiest girl is Virginia, She’s a credit to our old Astoria. On the Zeph she's a .shark. In her studies the mark She gets is euotigh to just cork yuh. Our hero all honored is (!us, AVho doesn't make any fuss, If he busted a rib, Or on Ex. didn't crib. Gee! In Deutsch how that fellow can cuss! Now an all around sport is L. Ball. Tho’ she can't study Physics at all, She can swim, she can sing, To a waltz she can swing. It’s to her that the fellows all fall. Our student Body prex, he is (tea. He’s a corker on bluti's, don’t you see? So he’s prex of the Forum, The debate team he is on. But he’s not what he's cracked up to be. 29 Asta II. and a little peroxide, Seem to go very well side l)y side. But though red be her hair, “Believe me” she’s thei’e, Ou every other old chemical oxide. You would scarcely think that Granberg Coidd debate if yo a hadn’t lieaixl Him rake ui the Dalles, And boost on his pals. He’s “some kid!’’ You can count on my word. The ardent desire of Ella, Is to have a handsome young “fellah,” So Avith him she can walk. And study and talk,. Do you think this woidd plea.se her? AYell “rathah.” For base ball dear Kate has a passion. Her heroes a deep admiration. But her hair is a fad. To make any one mad. She’s a shark at a Hist, recitation. I have chronicled Seniors so giddy. And Seniors devoted to study. But 1 've got .something yet, That is splendid you bet, Xow attention, please, everybody. Though .Miss B. is the teacher of Seniors. She is loved by the hearts of the Juniors, Fresh and Sophomore, Yote solid for her. She’s the best fi iend of all A. It. Scholai’s. D. E. ’IJ. 30 “2012” It is lle er extinct. It is cut shoi't by various oi'gans bein'; I voin o it Init the reinaiiulei’ of tlie l)ody continiu s in a re.st- state unless acted upon l)y .some other inflinuices or ayents. ” Ibis is ii statement made in tlie year 1!)12 when the V(‘1I known scientist John Billiam had completed his studies on “Life, its Works.” In order to prove this to the satisfaction of l)oth yreat and .smali, Bil- banis constructed a cave, far in the wilderne.ss of the Rocky Mountains, lie lined it with a.sbestos ami ylass to jireveiit any clianye of air or tem¬ perature, and made it completely air tiyht. It was next attached to yreat vacuum pumps, operated by electiacity stored in a series of Ley¬ den .jars. These jars had the power of ab.stractiny electricity from the- air — this was another scientific invention of Billiams. It was so arranged that these wonderful pumps would pum[) the air from the cave in twenty minutes. The electricity of the jars would be all used in this time, and it would rt'cpiire a hundred years for enouoli electricity to be extracted from the air to reverse' the |)umps and thus to reiiiimi) the air into the chambers, and to open the hermeti¬ cally sealed lock of the entrance of the chamlier. Billiams was ready for his experiment. He (‘iitered his tomb of one hundred years, arramied his couch, jilaced his chloroform bottle near at hand and tested his ajiparatus to .s( e that nothiny would fail. Satisfied and supremely haiijiy, he laid himself down, placed the sponye of chloroform to his nose and .set the machim ry in nrition. 'i'lie apii.iratus starteil with a whirr. The door slammed shut; ti'e an was rapidly juimped out; and at last stillness roiyiK'd, and Billiams was a prisiiiier for a hundred yeai's, if all went riyht — for entcrnity, if anythiny went wrony. Written by W. W., Billiam 's Bioyi'apher. Billiams, himself, completes the account of the incident; After I took tin chloi-oform 1 L'll int-) a beautiful ;ind womlerful sleeji with no cares, no trials, and no woi'ries. A life — no, not a life, bat an e.xisteuce like a slow moviny river, now wendiny its way tlmmyh shady ylens. now ylidiny by bi'antiful mountains, but always yrand, beautiful and tran((uil. So was my existence In my captive cave hiylt 31 up in the moniitains for one hnndred years. Wlien the hnndi’ed years were up, the pnnips started to work and the d(ior opened. I coughed and sat up as alive as I was before I en¬ tered the chandler. I felt a little sick, this was probably due to the chloroform, and terribly hnngry.,1 had forgotten niy breakfast and dinnei' during my excitement the night before — no, I mean the hun¬ dred years before. , After I felt a little better and stretched myself, I determin.ed to go ont and get upon a railroad train and make haste to te.stify of my remarkable invention. I strode out of the door of my tomb, when low and liehold ! the place I left as a bai-ren wild was now a thriving city — tliriving but very, very (pieer. The sti’cets were ] aved with bloclcs of metal, and the houses were suspended in midair without any vi' ible means of support. Nob(Kl AS’alked on the ground but all seemed to perambulate in the air without the least effort. The mode of dress had been radically '-hanged, women : eenied to be garbed in the dress of man and men in that of women. Their cuithing did not seem to be made of cloth, but a metal-like substance softer than silk, Avhich T afterwards found was more comfortal. le to wear than that of former texture. Everx'one seemed to stare at me curiously — me, a man dres -'ed in +he garb of a woman, fley ho! Imre came a man walking through the air. I laughed because he h;oked so (pieer with those skirts and frills on, prancing along the midair. The little man whom 1 first saw was alighting on the pavenmiit at my side, lie spoke a few words in a language that I had studded — Esperanto. These Avere the words he said which I translate into the long dead language, English: “(Jood day, stranger, Avhat brings you here with your (|ueer garb and most extraordinary appearance? Are von descended from a race of giants? You are larger than our women.” Before I could answer down the air jiath came a band of these pigmy men, bearing banners with the legend, “Votes for men.” They gathered at a corner of a building over my head and began to give feeble stump sjieeches. A woman policeman, hurrying down from the ciowds, pnickly di.spersed them. T asked the little man how it was that the houses were suspended in the air, and how the people were able to walk in the air without fall- 32 Before he could answer, however, I observed an old fanner woman comin alono- driving' in her aeroplane Avith a load of hay. IMy new¬ ly-made friend tnrned to me and said: “Some of those old timers per¬ sist in keeping' those old-fashioned machines, when the new way is Pueh better and less e.xpensive. Look, that is how it should he done.” I looked in the direction he pointed, and saw a store leave its lilace in the row and go flying from house to hons(‘, d.ispersing its Avares. “This is trnly Avonderfnl,’’ I said. lie laughed as he ansAvered, “Why, man. in 1!)S2 the law of graA - ity Avas own'come and in '8d all other hnvs of chemistry and physics Avere Alone aAA'ay Avith. If yon Avish to make any ekmient, all you must tio is to collect A'arious constituents from the earth and put th' m to¬ gether, all atoms are the same.“ 1 told him that I Avas from the year lhl‘2, and at first he didn’t helieA-e me, hut I tinally persuaded him to helieA'e me, and begged him to tidl me the interA’ening hi.story. “ Woll, to begin A ith, in Ihlti Avoman got her A'ote, and sinci then • he has had almost comiilete poAA'cr., Railroads, automobiles, and all Adur crude means of transimrtaticm Avere done aAA'ay Avith in l!)4n. The gyroscopt' Avas used for a short Avhile, hut it AA'as eclips d Avhen gravity Avas oA’ercome. ('ommunication Ava.s established Avith i Iars in ID.oh and noAA- Ave have some large transportation lim s hetAveen here and there. Food Avas done aAvay Avith in l‘)H7 as air contains all the ele- nnmts mx'i'ssary foi‘ the Awistmice of man. In 1978 the United S’tates became a Avorld Avide nation and the American flag uoav floats from pole to ])ole. Tlu'se I guess are the main hapi)ening's. ’ “Thaidv you,” I reidital, “fan 1 likcAvise oA'ercome gravity?’’ “ f ertainlA', and he .'■ ‘t about to teach me. T learned hoAV easily enough and Avas soon striding boldly upAvards. “So long.” I called back. “I am likht-keeper of the moon as I am first cousin to the man in the moon.’’ Finis .33 34 Spring “ Spring has come! Don't yon hear the gay birds singing? Hark to those dear little ones! Can't you feel the joy they’re bringing? Can’t you see that Spring has come? “Spring has come! Thru’ the ground the flow’rs are peeping, Timidly, and one by one, From where all winter they’ve been sleeping, For they see that Spring has come.’’ A bright little bird chirped this gay airy song ns he flitted from bough to bouiih of an old knarled apple tree whose outspread branches were billowed with a cloiul of fragrant blossoms, some just budding out, while the sunset tinted petals of others fluttered down to the cool dark grass, like so many sweet scented snow-flakes. I sat dreaming lieneath, lulled by the song and the murmer of the soft lireeze. A cluster of blossoms, pecked off by the tiny singer, fluttered to the ground. I bent over and was just about to pick up the ':dnster when the petals rolled back and disclosed a tiny head nestled against •i. small satiny leaf. Two little black eyes blinked at me, and a little smile twinkled in the corners of the u{)tui-ned mouth. “Well, if you'll shut yoiir mouth I’ll come out, but I don’t want to be swallowed,’’ the little mouth curled itself into these words. I promptly clo.sed my mouth w’hich had been open on account of my amazement, and out stepped the spriest little elf that ever graced fairyland. He was clothed from head to foot in a little green suit, with those upturned toes and little round cap without wdiieh a creature of fairyland could never be an elf. At his side hung a silver bugle, as bright and .shining, as his little brown face. “Do you like it?” “What?” I gasped. “Me.” “Oh, yes, indeed I do! You are just as sweet as can be. I am .sure I could eat you,” I could not help saying just to see him .scam]ier 35 about the cluster of flowers. When he gained the other side, he cried out in his sliarp little treble, “Oh, no you won’t.” And he kept on the other side of the blossoms until I assured him that there was no¬ thing to fear. “Would you like to go to the Spring Opening?” he asked when we were again friends. “Oil, yes, what is it? Is it when the fairies buy their new spring suits?” lie chuckled at this and placed his bugle to his lips, blowing a long silvery note. Immediately I heard a multitude of whispering voices. I’hey drew nearer and 1 beheld a host of tiny air iieople laughing and talking. They bore a great, almost invisible cloak, which they flapped about as they danced along the sunlit path of air. These are the little wind children, whom you hear when you think the wind is whistling. They will take us to the Spring Open¬ ing, my little fiaend piped uj) with a merry nod. AVe seated cairselves on the cloak and wei'e soon borne among the chattering wind children to a mossy grove deep in the heart of a mighty whispering fore st. AVe seated ourselves on toailstools, (this .seemed pieer for they always had seemed so tiny to me before) and from everywhere, frian the Imshes and through the moss, from aliove and from below, running, hopping, flitting, and skipping came in¬ numerable small insects and animals. They formed a circle, and my little elf bounderl into the midst of them and explained that this was a circus and that he was the clown, while Air. Spider vas the ring ma.s- ter. After a sign from Air. Spider a little green snake curled up like a hoop; and a rabbit with a gayly colored butterfly tilting daintily on his back like a ballet-dancer, jumped through the hoop and perform¬ ed other daring feats. The spider sjuin a web shaped like a trapeze on which the lively bee swning; and all the other animals and insects took their turns in performing while the crickets furnished music on their wnngs and several little black moles played minstrels. The fun was at its best when suddenly the little elf lilew his sliver Imgle. Every animal and insect of the circus troope disappeared as ciuiekly as it had come, leaving his little majesty, the elf, alone before me He cliuckled softly to himself, and his eyes and mouth rivaled each other in their merry twinkling. 36 hand, he rushed me alon ' to the side of a. tinkling', ])ahliny l)fook amid the soft sluules of murmurin”' alders. He yave me a tiny vial and l)ade me till it ith watei’ of the crystal — the brook. A.s 1 dipped it int(' the clear water, a most delicately ])ur(“ odor lilled tlu‘ air. laftiijy tin' vial, I found that it was filled with a i)erfnme so immeasurably sweet tluit my senses were dulled by it. Prc'sently I felt a tiny haml tuyei!!”’ at mine. “ Ye must away, or it will be too late,' the little elf wliis])ered as if afraid to di.stnrb the wateiN of the crystal brook. AVe flitted from flower to flower letting' a droj) of the perfumed water fall upon their sleeping' heads. Immediately their leaves curleil l-ack, and they danced in the sunlight, sending forth a fragrama' which seemed almost unearthly. Presently there was a whole crowd of these sjiring flowers “fluttering and dancing in the breeze. Again the clear note of the silver bugle broke the silence of Flower- land. Scarcely had its echo returned to us when I lu'ard Hie rustling cf many tiny feet upmi the soft, green cai'jiet of leaves. A mighty army of flowers was coming on. First came the satiny trilliuns will', their great glossy leaves in company with the sweet scented violet. 1 hey were followed by anemonaes, Johnny-jump-ui s with tlnur saucy faces, columbines, rock-lilies, dog-tooth. Indian-piiies, bleeding-Irmrts. fo-K-gloves, blue-bells, lady-slippers, and a host of trailing vines and ferns. Scarcely had the last fern made its way through tlii' fe-est, when the .sun began to paint the western sky. (Ireat fleecy clouds hovered overhead, tinted with the rosy and lavender lights of the de¬ clining sun; while lieneath, the gi'cat. green forest foldi'd itsi'lf ‘m the ([uiet solitude of the first si'ring nignt. A. T. L. ’14. 37 jeytracts from Xettere of Ibamilton Garner Extract from Letters of Haniilton (lariier, '07. Who i.s Now in fSouth America for the Barber A.sphalt Paving Co., X. Y. Port of Spain, Trinidad, B. W. 1. “Left New York on the twenty-fonrth of Febrnary, and arrived here after a .seven days trip. We were met by tlie Ccmpany's repre¬ sentative and are his guests on board his steam yacht, the “Viking.” Tomorrow we visit the famous Asphalt Lake, or “Lake of Pitch,” the large.st depo.' it of this kind in the woi-ld. Next day we cross to Yene- uela, to a place called Guanoco, where the company owns anothei asphalt lake— from here we go inland, our head(iuarters will be a town called iVraturin, from here we work the county to Bolivar, in the Orinoco river— looking for oil and minerals. We will travel in pairs, and have with us, a native cook, two native interpreters and as many others as we need to help us. We will often be far from communication of any kind. This city. Port of Spain, is the first place at which the American fleet landed on its trip around the world, it is an English posses.sion, and has r.bout GO, 000 inhabitants, two thii-ds of whom are black. The blacks speak good English and hold positions such as street car men, chauf¬ feurs, etc. The city is very clean, with all the streets of asphalt. The costumes of the natives varied — fi-om nothing in the piekaninies tc gorgeousness in some of the women. I .suppose it is like all tropical cities, but to me it is very interesting. I v«aw cocoanut and cocoa trees, bananas and breadfruit. Had many strange fruits and vegetables for dinner today, they were all good. This is to let you know that I am on the trial to IMaturin and miles trom nowher e Have had one trouble aftei' another— the trail is so rough that our burros lost their ])aek,s every little while; one of our best men was bitten by a scorpion and lias an infectetl leg, but as we carry a sui-geons outfit with us, am in hopes it will not be stuuous. Have left him behind with a native to look after him. He hoiv s to jh'in us in Maturin. The trail is just a path, and a very narrcnv one, through the jungle. Ai-rived in Maturin, will probably rest here a while. Have met the mayor of the town and the President of the State. iNtaturin is about the size of A.storia, but very different in appearance. I think 38 lliat we iiULst be the first Americans who havo been here in many years because of the way they stare at ils ami follow us around. We found one man who can speak En lLsh ami he has been taking’ us ai’ound. 'Fhe country around here is principally large plains, and a good deal of cattle raising is done, much more could be done of the men were not so indolent — they sleep most of the time. The houses are all oue .story and are built of plaster or mud, and are of moorish architecture. There are no windows, but a large door in each side of the hou.se, one opening into the sti’eet, the other into a court yard, or “patio.” There are no stoves, all cooking is done on iron plates in the yard. The poor- houses are made of bamboo or mud, with a roof of palm leaves. To¬ morrow is to be a great day here, the celebration of the installation of the first electi’ic lighting plant. We have been asked to ])articipate in the festivities by our friend, the mayor, and will be on liand. After that we leave on another long hard trip, and you may not hear from iije for a month or more.” , Ibe dbinooh limfnb Introduction. X-IK nature of the Chinook wind is well known. When it be- Agins to blow it affects the high altitudes first gradually coming down, sometimes making a I’ushing noise overhead before it is The snow disapi)ears very rapidly before it, especially is this true east of the Cascades. Li-geud. Long, long ago when animals and bii’ds were peoitle, there lived two men, the Southwind and the Xorthwind, and each had four Ill-others. There was great hatred between these brothers because of iheir opposi te dispositions. Cne day the olde.st brother of NoiThwind went on a long journey, ;,nd when lie returned, he told what fun he had had, and of the dam¬ age he had done to people he nnd. He laughed long ami loud be- 39 cause the ])e()ple ha;l .such fear of him, and Im was especially amused at an old couple, the snowbird and his wife, whom he had almost trozen to death. It had been great si)ort to see the little old man roll in the snow when he had breathed upon him. Northwind’s brothers decided to go on a .jouimey the next day to see some fun, but they did not know that the oldest brother of South- wind had overheard their plans. lie was very sorry for the .snow¬ bird and his wife because he had seen them that morning and they had told him of their troul)le and asked for his assistance. Food was very scarce, and tlie old ])eo])le were i2i despair because they knew where nothing could be found. The sympathies of Houthwind's lu’other Avent out to them and Adieu he retuimed and told his bi-others of the treatment the oldest brother of Xoi-tliAvind had giA'en the old people, they decided that .some¬ thing must be done: for XortliAvind had done as he pleased too long rdready and it Avas iioav time to make Avar upon him. A challenge to this effect Avas therefore sent immediately to the XortliAvind and his brothers. The challenge Avas accepted and the oldest brother blcAv fiercely oA'er the tops of the trees and mouiitain.s ami the other brothers fol- loAved on the sjiace beloAv, leaAung in their paths desolation and great havoc. SoutliAviml and his brothers looked on poAverless to preAmiit. but they started out to repair the tlamage as much as possible. The olde.st brother took the lightest position among the clouds and the others fol- loAAwd beloAv, as XortliAvind ’s brothers had done. When they returned from the trip CATrything had been much im¬ proved. It Avas noAv the turn of the X'ortliAvind brothers to make an¬ other trial of their poAver, so they Avent as before only more sloAvly and they Aiere gone much longer. They Avere again folloAved by Southwind and his brothers, avIio Avent faster on their second trip and returned sooner than before. Both sides made Tat trials, then the XorthAvind brothers ga.Aa' up the contest and the SoutliAvind brothers drove them into a caAU in the top of a mountain. There is a hole in this mountain to this day and anyone pa.ssing can feel cool air no matter Iioav hot the day may be. 40 Sometbiiu3 ’) ACK Ilayfield, a Junioi’ at O. A. was speiuliii ' liis smnmep vacation with his undo in old Moxioo. lie was taking a oonrso in enuineeriny and mining at colleue and eonse(((‘untiy spent luneh of his time “ pt‘ospeetin in the liills aroiind his uncle’s shi'ep raneli. One afternoon when lie had yone farther into the mountains than usual, he chanced upon what seemed a small settlement. On elimhimr down to the jilace he saw that it was really a deserted camp. He had onee heard of an ahandoned mini' up in tin mountains that had a liad omen attached to it. and he supjiosed that this must he the place. The camp had been started by a jiarty of yonny Americans who had Imped to become rich on the silver in the hills, but who after diyyiny a few tunnels, had become disappointed and left the place. A.s .lack walkeil alony the narrow street between buildinys, it seemed to him that the place had been deserted only recently: tbe old rojie danyled and clattei'ed ayainst the dinner bell, throuyh the half oiiened doors of the bunk houses he could .sci thinys left in hasty ciisorder, in the mess house wei'e dishe.s and cookiny utensils strewn about in a most ordinary manner, the only thiny that the placo lack¬ ed was life, for not even a bird flew throuyb the sky ai)ove. ''.Vith all the.se siyns of life and yet none, the jilace was e.xtremely uneaTiny; everywhere it seemed as if some hidden jiresence wei'c lui'kiny around corners or l)ehind doors. As Jack entei'ed various houses, he found himself overcome by an irre.sistible desire to look over bis shoulder, lie seemed to feel somethiny lookiny at him. and two oi’ thi’ce times cauyht himself turniny abruptly to face only stillne.ss and em])tiness. Resolviny that the place had an uncanny effect on him he deciil- ed to leave it immediately, lie .started down the hill on a dead lam when all of a sudden somethiny tripped him, he fell and was linrled beadlony with sticks and .stones into darkness, lie .jumi)ed U|) oidy to sink back ayain with a .sharp i)ain in his ankle. The dust choked him and the brush blinded him so that he could see nothiny but a faint light overhead. When he came more fully to his senses he found that he had 'u-oken 41 tliroug'li tlie crust of an old iiiininf ' shaft, and had fallen to the bot¬ tom spraining' his ankle, and tliat it vas only owing' to the lirush that fell with him that his life was saved, he called and hallooed in vain. Nobody was near. Ilis only clnuice of discovery lay in his friend'.s tracking him to this spot and helping him out of the hole. The few more hours of daylight wore slowly on. and as the I’cd fiuled from the glimpse of sky above, dack ilozed off into a . onnd sleep. Suddeidy he was awakened with a start, his ankle pained him horribly, his many cuts and bruises smarted and ached, and added to this he seemed overcome by the most peculiar .sensation of the nearness of some one, such a sensation as he had e.xperinced earlier in the day. A peculiar noise .somewhere in the distance fell upon his ear witn the regularity of clock work. ms it a noise or the fever in his brain? “Was he becoming delirious? Tie had heard of people’s going i?isane and dying in solitude. He li.stened attentively, the sonnd came at regular intervals. It was something real, it .sonnded like the rap of metal on the rocks. Suddenly it flashed upon him that it was his friends who had found him and were trying to dig him out. Joyfully he shouted to them, but the call contained only a hollow mockery that ■'cas echoed back to him from the recesses of the cavern. His hair .seemed to stand on end. his eyes sought to fathom the darkness, b d all he discovered was an annoying sensation of there be¬ ing something behind him. T’ainfully he dragged himself over to the rough wall and with his back safely defended he again listened for the A cird noise. Pick — ])ick — pick — came the sound evenly. It horrified him, yet fascinated him. What could it be? What was it? Once the pick iuisse l a stroke and he wanted to scream so wrought up were his nerves. Xeai'cr and nearer came that unearthly sound — nearer and rearer with that same dolefnl regidarity. No ! the noise was no that made by his frieiuls, he felt that it pi'oceeded from something unearth¬ ly. Now he conid distinctly hear the body of something inovinv with the inck. He wanted to call out, but his lips were dry and his throat closed. His eyes bnrned with the strain of trying to see. Then the sound ceased. He was frantic with the terror of something unseen. He seemed paralizetl, as much as he wished to do so he could not move. 42 he could not even feel his body, only the beat of his heart pound-'d in his ears, and a most i)eculiar sensation i-an up his spine and s(‘emed ti) grip his throat. He shouted violently as he lu ard a slight groan down the passage. Then he heard something dragging itself along like a wounded beast. Hut it was not an animal, as it eaim nearer be could hear h'“avy breathing and once moiv a stifled groan. It was a buman being — the slow, painful dragging came within a few feet of him, his head seemed Inirsting, his blood fn.zen in his veins. Was the awful thing humaii — oi' had it been human .’ All the pent U}) emotion of horror burst upon him in one shock, and with superhuman efforts he gave one horrible, weird .scream — and then oblivion. The next thing Jack llaytield realized was a comfoi‘tal)le sensa¬ tion of someone bathing his hot lu'ad in cool water. He opened his eyes to see that he was again upon the green earth, and two of his friends bending over him. They had missed him and had organized a •searching jiaidy. About two o'clock in the morning they wei'c startled by an unearthly shriek. Following it to its source they found Jack. Tuiconscious in the old shaft, and had, with ropes, pulled him up. Jack told his .story and insisted on tluhr again descending into the siiaft and looking for something. Laughing one of the boys went down oidy to return with a most curious and awe.struck expre.ssion on his fact . Xot six feet from the place where Jack had lain was the skth'ton of a man. Its leg was broken at the hip. Farther back in the pass¬ age was a rusty, broken pick with which the poor creatuiv had dragged himself along. Impiii-ies led to the information that one of the oi-iginal Amei'i- cans disappeared and was thought by his comiianions to have been killed bv (Ireasers. Xobody knew where or how he had met his death. 1). F. 'i:k 43 ©lie of ©ur ©rabuates OW far this little lii ili sehool throws its beam of learning! It ' is wonderful to learn that Ralph H. Worsley, a graduate from this high school in 189! , is now holding a responsible position among the schools of the Philii)pine Islands. He has been on the is¬ lands for four years, he was first principal of the Sorogan High Sehool ( n the Island of Sorogan. From here he was advanced to the i Ianila paper of the Manila High Scho(il, we have the following clipping: “The ‘C'oeoanut’ has sad news foi- the students of the IManila High Sehool. ‘If you have tears, ])repare to shed them now.’ i Ir. AVorsley leaves the school with great reluctance. The Bureau of Education has appointed him Pi’incipal of the Iloilo High School, and it is with heaw h.earts that we take the pen to writ ' of his unexpected departure.” A silver cup was pre.sented to him by the Seniors of this high sch.)oI to .show their regret at his departure, and to show their admiration of him. The Iloilo High School, of which Air. AA orsley has been given the principalship, is the second high school in standing in the Philippine Islands. It is located at Iloilo, Panay Lsland; and has a large corps of teachers, six hundred pupils, and ten acres of school grounds. It gives us great pleasure that Air. AAMr.sley has been given .so responsible a position and we wish him the very best success. 44 Stuno ! H OW tiivd lie was of it all! It seemed as if the past week had been an endless one. Sneh were the thonehts of .Mr. Heart ly the tt 'fH'her in the Lincolnshire hiyh school. Althonyli lie was enpiloyed as a freshman teacher, it was found necessary for him to take the Senior Enylish class. Xow it is general¬ ly supposed that Seniors are of necessity very diliye'd ami diynitied students. But this class, as a whole, was an e.xceptioii. As is usual¬ ly the ease, some were more mi' ’chevious than others, amoiiy whom was a dark haired, dark eyed yirl named Dorothy, but nicknamed ny her fellow'-students. Dor. , Ahw, it seems that Doroth.y was in an esi ecially troubh'sonii' mood all week and by Friday Avas almost lieyond endurance hy rifr. llwartly. She passed notes, whispered, intimtionally said thinys that wmihl make the class lauyh and then when .'•he was rebuked, .she seemed to turn that into a .ioke. ft is no wonder that the teacher left school that Friday witii the determination to foryet his troubh's until the next .Monday. IMr. lieartly was invited by some of his associates at his boardiny house, to yo on a tishiny expedition on Saturday. At first he thonyht of stay- iny at home and planniny his work for the next week, but finally he decided that he needed the recreation, 'file party returned aftei' lark and i lr. lieartly went to bed early for he wished to attend church in tlie morniny. Surely, here at least he could foryet tlie cla.ss axid his annoyiny pupil. But, however yood his intentions were, he was late to church, and just slipped into the first einjity jicw'. IMuch embarassed he .start'd straight in front, but he afterwards discovered that no matter how niucli he Avonld twist, it was impo.ssible to see the minister; therefore his attention began to drift and he noticed a very small girl sitting in front of him. Unconsciously he studied her hat, the color of her hair and also the trimness of her snit. Tie then began to wonder who she was and if she was as lonesome as he. flow curious he was as to her face ! He had decided that she must have Idue eyes, for he Avas very fond of 45 blue eyes and dark hair. He was sure that her hair was dark, for there was a small curl that had escajuKl and was hanging just back of her ear. Mr. lleartly had come to tlie conclusion that she must be one of those nice (luiet little girls Avho listened with the utmost interest to what you said ; yet one Avho had ideas of her own which she coidd ex¬ press without in the least oft'ending a person. Before he realized it the peoi)le were rising for the last hymn., He fumbled awkwardly for his place and disturbed the muff of the woman sitting next to him. He Avaited anxiously for the girl to turn, tor, by his imaginary sketches of her, he had aroused his curiosity. Stooping for his hat, Mr. lleartly dropped the hymn book; but the accident Avas intentional this time, for he Avanted some excuse to remain, that he might see the girl. Finally, liaAdng finished her chat Avith friends, she turned and IMr. lleartly, after “getting one good look at the face,” said, “XeA'er again,” for it Avas Dor., his tonnentor. L. McG. '12. Hn Unctbent on the ILClaUuskf IRiver aN' old fisherman A 'ho had liA'cd for tAventy-fiA’e years in Astoria receiA’ed a motor boat for Avhich he had hoped and AA'ishcd for w the last seA'en years. For this he had toiled and striA'en un¬ ceasingly, and this summer he had accumulated enough money to pirr- chase one. (Ji-eat Avas his pride and feeling of independence; he actually felt as if he had inherited a fortune. As soon as the boat aauis launched, he, of course, tried his ability to manage it, and as only a feAA' mishaps oceured, he ignored these, and Avas, on the A hole, A ery Avell pleased AA'ith the machine and himself. He boasted and argued Avith all the men that his boat aauas superior to theirs. He challenged them, but being inexpei'ieneecl, he could not run his machine properly, although it Avas one of the best make. When the other boats Avent ahead of him and asked him to throAA the line so that they might toAV him (Avhich is customarily said by the Auctorious 46 boat to the defeated one) he heeanie aiiirry and pi-otested witli all kinds of excuses. Early the next morning, still nndannted and desirous of display¬ ing his skill, he took his two sons with him and went np the Young’s Kiver. Ihe sons, being as ignorant of the maehine as the fathei him¬ self, (Inly admired his skill and remarked at the eftieieney of the ma¬ ehine. When the hews said they had heard mention made of a Wallnski Elver, the father said that he would show it to them liy drivinu' nj) It. True to his iiromise, he drove np the Walluski, which he consid¬ ered a navigable river. As they a.scended, they admired the beauty and attractiveness of tlie country on the hanks, and estimated tla value of the land for farm¬ ing. As the father was pointing at a farm and enthusiasticaliy de¬ claiming its good merits, all at once there was a shock. The tent which had been np all the time came down with a crash and the three oc¬ cupants fell forward with it in a tangled heap on the machine. The father having disentangled himself, and looked aliont to s(h what the trouble was. found to his surprise that they had driven into a snag snlmierged in water, about a foot below the surface, so that it could not lie seen from above. As his boat was undamaged, he seized an oar and tried to push the boat away, hut did not succeed. .The boys, having by this time also dis¬ entangled themselves., seized any available means by which they might lielp to disengage the boat. With these efforts tluyv succeeded only in pulling the boat more to one side, although tlu y tried all ])ossil)le means. Casting off' all hope they sat down to wait for some turn of affairs and to think what could possibly he done. At this time it was ])ast high water and was ebbing fast. Imagine theii’ chagrin when the water went down, their boat gradually liegan to tiji. Now here was a woicse trouble; they would soon he suspended in the air while the water would lie many feet below them, and they would not be able to get away un¬ til the return of the high tide which would not he again until eleven o’clock at night. As they calculated, in one hour the water went down two feet; in another, a few feet more; and in a few hours, they were up in the air 47 on the snaji', many feet above the snrfacc. Having nothing else to tlo, the father and sons consoled themselves by hoping for something to lui-n np. Still they were greatly tro d)led for even if someone should come to their rescue, he would surely jeer at them in their predicament and make the incident public. The tide was still ebbing, when a country boy going up to a farm espied them and ran to the bank. He saw that the boat couhl not go because a pipe at the bottom held it fast bound in the snag. He was kinddiearted and considerate of theii- foelings and remembering that there was no skiff on the whole Wallnski with which to help them, call¬ ed out to them to throw a line so that he might try to pull them olf. The father made a line out of odd jiieces of rope and attempted to tln-ow it across. Not being able but everytime throwing it so that the end was a few feet off the shore, the boy Avaded out to get it. (hi the shore he tried to pull the boat off by tugging with all his might, and, pausing a little while to rest, he considered. A bright idea entered his mind, he told them that he would be gone a few minutes, and ran back to the farm. Soon he returned with an ox team. Fastening the line to them he told them to “gid-dap and when the jerked, down the boat came Avith a thump. Having giA'en their heart-felt thanks to the boy. they left the riA'er AA’ith all siieed. The father declared that that Avas the last tiin. he Avould shoAV Wallnski to the boys. TT l THE OHKllN OF THE ASTORIA HIOII S( TlO0L. My ANA', many years agu. there lived a beautiful godtless, Athe na, ‘ and so Avise Avas she that she Avas knoAvn to the other gods and goddesses as Athena, the goddt'ss of Avisdom. Noav, Athena Avas as beautiful as she aauis Avise. iMany of the gods of Mt. Olympus A ere desirous of AA'edding her, but the one AAdio cared most for her Avas no other than Zeus himsidf. But Athena Avas not fond of him and therefore tried to escape his attentions in every Avay possible. One day as she Avas flying gladly doAvn to the earth, she heard Zeus calling, and so hurried on as fast as possible, and soon reached 48 what i'-' luiw .Jc‘i’i):;n“ Avi-ma . witli Z( ’is in dot' p-iiNiiit. Soi ii Zeus li'“4au to call liei' and she was so friiiliteiual that she fell down vliaid. Zells was so alarmed at what lu' had done that in tea:! of takiir.r h( r liack to her luMUtifnl home in the clouds, he touched her with his ma dc wand. and. to his Mirpriw . theta iiro a in phut i f Athena, goddess of wis(h 111. th:it mtieniticmit samt of learnin.”' known :is the A'-torir. I'i.uh School. Xow. (' know tin orisiin of till the wotidt'rfnl knowliMlue th:d mnimiti ' fia)m that hiiildiiii,-. .1. y . C. 'Ih cicppcn Ovetc YKDH alt(‘ Stadt in 1 tentsahhind hat (hn Maia-licn oder ein (iesichte damit verlmmhm. l'i( Fol iamtles ist die sonderhare tJcsielite Welcla von dem laiiiheii Steinern d'ia‘p|)cn in cinci' cnye Sttais.M- in di-r Stadt Koleu am i hin i‘rz:ihlt wiial. Ks war cinmal ein Mti Ichcn mit mimcn 'iietc .hi- im dcr italic Kohl wohntc. Sie w;ir ucwohnt .jedcti .Morcam and Abend iliia' ! tihe zii iiiilkcn nnd die milch, in die St:idt ztt traueii iim sic in .Mttrien (iar- tcii (itisse .It verkaiifeti. Abm- dic-es .Miidclnm w;tr mir nicht chrlich. Ihn im hr (ield zti hekommeii mi-chte sie viid asst'r mit der mitch. Nachdem sic ccstorbcn war fand ihia- Scclc keit'c liuht', nnd wm idle Itose .Mcncheii miisztt' sie fiir ihre Sunden htiszeii. So es cesclmh dasz ii .t(‘ abeti 1 vor Alim- ! h-ilicam. die nachte im 1 tcittseltcn Kt hindcr wor- in C.-ist aiif (let- V� ‘lt wandern. ccht ihr Feist zwischcii zwolf it id ein I'lir die 'I'ta pp.“ in .Maricii (hirten (hiss,, attf nnd .tb. Anf iiiid ab weimmd. -'llalb milch Inilb Witsser! Ach well iikmikm- Seehd ” I'lid als sie ucht kla|)pen ihre holzcrne Schne tiiif -lent Sticuen. Deshalb t;, iinmi sit' ;tllc l.cittt “ 1 rt'ppcn (ita tc. I'lid swar ist iliese (lesichtc wtilir, obylich nicimtnd sie liesehen hat. hitben vide das khi|tpen ihia-r holzernen Schne cehort. nnd mals horteii sie wohl ihr tfitiiriuer Schia'i. “llalb milch, hall) ;isscr. Ach wt'h n eiiier Sn.' lc!’’ Translated from Freiderich Schiller. I). K. 49 WAJ J’Eirs I JED. AVilli lii.s how and quiver, 'I'liro' mountain orye and vale; Sturdily eouies tlie liunter, In the vlawn liglit, pale. Tliere in the kingdom of tlie air, 'I'lie eagle, royal, holds sway; ( Vr ehasni, cleft and mountain liar, The hunter has his way. To him belongs the distance too. And all that crawls and flies, Foi- what his arrow reaches true. That claims he for his i)rize. Translated from Ereiderich Scheller. J). E bc (Iount 3air 'Twas in an Otto, Drilling came. To see the Oonntry Fair. His ear was fidl ’twould hold no more. It made the peo] le .stare. The parade at once was started. AVhich ‘ Saddle Honntain led. Each Junior wore a Dahlgren. ‘‘ ou bet we re Wise,'' they said. Xext came the honored ti'adesmen. The Smiths and Oooks so gay. Then a car full of Staples In forms of bales of Ilay : In a little baby carriage. Came De Witt (ie.st) of all, Ilow his feet must have been Eakin, 'I'was .strange' he' didn't Ball. 50 Then niarelied a Fox and (Jriffin, A very Suti pair: Botli were led 1 v the Koller, An with (daser eyas did stare, Until they saw a Heifel, () it aniongest the erowd. They alt at once beeaiiie so AVeik, And hy a Kvek were eowed. And then a Stone eame rolling, AVhieh niueh Serviee had seen. And Mndd was on it everywhere, Tliongh ot‘ eonrse nt) moss nor green. Then some downs and others, t uiekly ] assed along; Hack toward Duane street As tliey Sin r their classy song: 'Then some 'haevrs were ])asst vl around, And tho’ some eouldn t A. hord it. Dimes aiul niekles just I'olled in : And the .luniors all did hoi'de it. Then up ffom the (’ellar. Someone hrought a Stine; B it when one Asta .Matta, They said it was not wine : But .just old fashioned lemonade, Afade from the lemon-liarr - : Twas thus the Juniors got so Kieh, No wonder they are Alary. M. P. ’13. 51 domestic Science “rill! it smells “Isn’t it (lone yet ?” That reeipe eonldirt have been riylit !” These are some of the expressions lum'-d in the Donu'stie Scienee liooni on Thursday and Friday morninys. The donyhnnts. cakes, cookies and liread which are uiade here would do credit to a professional chef, and really it could not he said of our iiiseuits that they would “kill any doy that came into contact with them.” If you need [)roof as to how yood they are. ask any of the faculty, or better still come in and s(‘e them pne-ent, standiny with their mouths wat‘ riny for a taste. s for our sewiny why most of is are afraid to take our darns home, for f( ar we niay he yiveu all the stockinys in the house to darn. Fm- the same reason we should have to work all the button holes — Horrors ! “Darn it!” said iMiss Hitter. AVe thonyh.t the lanyuayc shockiny ; And some heyan to titt(‘r. “Why dears, I meant that stockiny. ' Aliynon made some biscuits, Tiny burned uiion one side. She threw one at her pup iie. Immediately he died ! 52 Photo hy Wilson THE DEBATING TEAM Reaclinjt: frotn left to right: George Reifel To, John Granherg T‘2, William Wootton '12, Gearliart I.arsen T‘2. Esther Jeffers T‘2, Emma Wootton T3. flDanual Tvaiiuiuj PRACTICAL WORK IN THE SCHOOLS “Teach the hoy somethin practical, and lie will stay in schoih. There is truth and wisdom in the above sentence. Manual training has taken a strong hold in the public schools of the city. This training as taught in the schools of this city is not solely for the develojiment of the muscle, hut for the development and education of the mind, ddie course of instruction is so aiiangeii iliat the student must use his brains as well as his muscle. It is thor(';i‘.zhl pi’aetical. Although Manual training is not comjndsory in the high school, there are several classes made up solely of high school students. 1 hese high school students have taken such an interest in the work, that through the etforts of iMi . Kertig, the instructor in iNlanual 1 raining, an early morning class has been organizeil. 1 his class meets an hour each morning before the I’egular school s “ssion ta-gins. I’ractical work is being done, as the students ai'C making things both useful and ornamental for the sclnsol and for theii’ homes. M'e hope that Manual Training has come to stay in our school, for the students have taken a giaad interest ni it. and it is vt'ry beneficial. Our Mauual Traiidng shop is one of the best equipped in the state in wood woi'k, and taking tln year, all in all, 've liave haci a successful Ciiie under the very compident insti’uction ( f Mi’. X. K. Fertig. 54 MANUAL TRAINING CLASS GIRLS GYMNASIUM CLASS This class is under tlic instruction of Miss Woodward. Xtbe IRcsult of Ciainminc3 Tis twoKx' o'clock, loiul crows a cock, i'hc CrUiilIc still is hut iiiuji', l y :i table t!u r(‘, iicjilh llu' llickcriit”' lilaro Sit--' :i hoy, tiu- payes turuiuL’'. IIuw li( (Iocs cram, tor his exam! Which will tomorrow he. And lu‘ imi t pass, or (‘Nc, al;t- ! I Ic c:m t takt :t dcurcc. He dro()])s his head: his (Wt's arc lc;id. Yet. he still “devours Iciirnimi: At h:dt-]� ;ist ( lit , two chapters done. And he tor sleep is ycjirnin '. ]’ ut still he looks, into his hooks. And turns the letives o’er sadly; All. now h(‘'s throuLih. 'tis halt-|)!ist two. lit ,u(K s to bed ri'j'ht gladly. At i i‘'ht he wakes: how his head tidies! . And lu Ir.’.' tar to trtivd, -‘■� t hist he's then , with iineomhe 1 hair. Thosi ])rohlt ms t(. unrav( l. ‘WVhy. I'll just h( t, iMi-s P :id-o-Il( t, 'I'hiit on( 's not in our ofad( work It surelv must, and so I trust. And liojK .vou have not imide work. XoW he is throu.‘ h, hut sh ep.v t( o. I I is ausw( rs he's eomptiriim'. With' ( tilers, who. t( ok tin ( xam. too: lie then feels just lik( sw( arin,L;'. For Ik- did make, a hi misttiki I II ALL the answers, not ;i few: And riyht in school, he m:ik(‘s this ruh . “Xo more would he ertiiii till h;df-i� :ist two. .M. !’. ’LL .=17 Calendar A pi-. l(j. — Ella “ tries to kill” Edith. Apr. 17. — (ieor”v Vernon has jieaee all laie afternoon. Edith is ab.sent. Apr. IS. — Celehration of the Seniors. Easy test in English this month. Apr. 1!). — (Jre.ti'on E. boosters make a noise like roosters in the hieii. Apr. 22. — 'Who looked at -lack’s eye .' u Apr. 2:k — Our Dear Katie has recovered from the colic. 24. — Virginia or iMiss llnlse. Which ? 20, — llilma is disillusioned. Arsenic will not kill her. 2. — Dorothy and Boh suddenly leave on a vaeaticai. ;k — Dorothy and Boli are still — er— indisposed. 2. — ’!'he morals of the A. 11. S. are muchly inmproved. .'). The deatli kiudl of rule lireakiny is hearu as heforo meu- Dorutliy and Boli ari passed on the way In.ane. ().— Benditiim of “The Soldiers C’horus l)v the Iliyh S':-hooI (Quartet. .May !) :— Ke|)oi-ts that the track team are really off, after camp- iiiy ill a. freight ear ov a- niyht. .May 10. — News from the ti-aek team. After a nine round sci’ap (lilhert valiantly lo-pt Mae down to three cigarettes and a pound of candy. .May 12.— .Mr. Stone succeeds in preparing palmitin with a sure ’iimiyli t(‘st in the (’hem. recitation i-oom. .May 14. — 'PIk usual spicy nomination of student body officers. .May If).— Everybody is .'-;eandilized at the show jioster for the .Tiinioi- (’ountry Fair shows. 58 I Iay 1( . — Wliat 's the iiso of workiiii;’ wiieii it's hot iNIay 17. — l)o(‘.s anybody know their |)ai't for the Conntiy Fair’ i lay 18. — That ostentiyationsly ripinorions affair tei'iiu'il the ■“ Juniorag-rin Conntrynatinit Fairlyfooling was i)nlle(l otf with more noise, heat, and e.xeitenient tlian the .Inniors liave had since they ienter( d tlie new hnilding. May 20. — Jteports of tin' gi’and lianl of tlie dnniors. .May 21. — Knniors of a “Talk Feast for tlie Sioiiors. May 22. — A sntVragette conspiracy for the jiri'sideney is unearthed. . ay 24. — The Zeiihyrns digs perform. .May 2. ). — The sonjiy So]ihs have a mnsli party at , orth Head. May 28. — The .Inniors convince the liigh seliool in general that the (ttnly tiling to do with the .sn[)erfln('ns coin is to give a junior prom. 59 Seniors Th(‘ S( ni()!‘ ('lass is tha first (’lass to ]� lant ail oak troa, or in fact to plant aiiythins on flic school uronnds. Vc liavc ha.rd work aht'ud of ns fitr it is drawinc’ near the end of the term and nincli of onr attention ninst be centered npon tlie Si'uior (iration. Althonyh we dread to think of it. for we have spent onr most hapiiy and ])h asant days here, we mnst acknowledc’e that this is onr last term here nnless we come back tor a post-yradiiate course. 'fwo committees were appointial at a meet- iiic’ held 11 i lay lb, one to decide for an en¬ tertainment on Senior (Hass Day. the otlier for a jiicnic. The committee mi rinys have sidiM'ted the dedyn. and have ordered them. Juiuov Ulotcs Amid the loud hnz .ahs and cheers of the mn-ltitnde the Junior jiar- ade majestically wmided its way throuyh the streets of Astoria. On the eveniny of iMay IS, no yrmiter, no more enthusiastic crowd ever 60 g' 'MCcd a parade. Pi‘(‘sid(Mit 'I’aft. himself, could scarcely lia '( uatla'i’- ed so plendid a delegation. Saddh‘ .Mountain Led the Way. this was CM.iisidered the inaze float of tlu' parade. Antomohiles ci-owdcd with eUanningly eostnim'd girls lined the streets. 1)( Witt (iilhml gracious¬ ly consented to ivpi'i'sent 1 1 ihlcln-and s F irnitni‘e ('onipany hy ruling in a hahy carriage, wheeled by a charming nni's( . 11c took the {U'izc for being the biggest and noisiest baby on this sid( of the b’ockics. .Mr. I'dgner kindly donated the nsc of a team of fonr hoi'scs to draw the Avater wagon. 'I'hroncd upon this wagon wert ihi'ce ol‘ the ,j(.!licst clowns that evi'r made a m-owd langli, and a very wild wild-man. Di-iv ing a l cndergast-( !r( g'g' mak(‘ of antomobih', the sti'ongc-it st roi'g-mai: and his colleague tin eh.wn. whizzed softl ’ through the aish's o) peo- l)le. A mnltituile of small boys carric'd innumerable igiis rcpre ent- :ng the dilferent merchants of Astoiia. lint the fair, oh ! that Connti'y Fair. 1 ii 1 la Xoi'1 laum Hotel imikl- iiig the dnniors had prcpaiaal foi' tin affair. Crowds thiamged i-acli side show, .jolly, .jostling, goo l-natui'cd crowds. 'I'hcrc was siiiging. dancing, laughing, .veiling, giggling, ])cannts. ic(‘ ci-eam. c.and. ' and all sounds lond and soft mixed t(.gcthcr. . o one talked, thc.v . (‘llcd ; no one Winded, the.v langlu'd; no one was bad tcm|)ei‘cd, ever.vonc was generous. 'Pho vaudeville claimed the most |)coplc and the most money. It was good, sphmdidl.v staged affair, which pleased all. .Mignoii .Mien. Tfei‘nic(- MetJi'egor and Lemo-e .Mefiregor dams'd a la'antifnl Ci'cel-: danc( in a m. stic red light. leorge .Met'onnon and Leola Ibil! W('r(' charming in theii song and dance acts. A boxing imuch. wile, tlu funiuest t.l speeches, was held b.v William Wootton as u Swede, am . Cearl'.art Larson as an Irishman. Itobei't .Malaidow ligured as relcree. W'allaee Fakin. (iearhart Larson. I'imon 'I’orkelsou and Ceorge .Mc- Connon sang to four bewitching cigarettes. Ifernice .MeCregor. !j( ola Ifall, .Mignon Allen and Leiiore .MeCregor. 'I'he climax was reaclu'd wben Ivobeid .Malarke.v cai)tivated his audience by his uthletic feats. He and Jiilly W'oott(.n executed a sa fe-bi-eaking scene, which w:r- f dl ( f hunutr, as Bill.v was out for fun. We give lu'xt of honoi’ to the t ‘a-garden, which was Ix'anl i i ull. decoi’ated Avitli banks of gri'cns and snowballs. ( I'cpe |)apei' and Japanese lateiais rustled over-head. Hilda Fetei-.son and Fmma Jack- son. dressed as Japanese girls, waited on the crowd. Jhc Kiss for a 61 niekle,’’ presided over by Dorothy iMontyouiery, was the cause of iaueh fun. Tlie “Wild-man” was most wildly represented hy Theron Skyles. The “Unman Skeleton” was our most uncanny friend “Booze.” Sam Wise, as a gypsy fortune-teller, foretold the future of many in his wierd forest-like booth. The “(iround Hog” and “The Missing Link” drew their share of admiration in their tents i)itched at the entrance of the building. The entire affair was a success from beginning to end. The towns people sujiported the high school magnanimously. It one round of fun. Weina (iranherg and Ethel Rich sold candy and pea¬ nuts, they represented pretty French maids. Those funny clowns, largarite Pinnel, Caroline AVaterhouse and Anna Thompson, made a great hit with their tags. The united voices of the vaudeville actors, of the numerous hark- (‘I’s, of each ])ersou looking for someone else, of the wild man, of the crowd in general, furnished a delightful accompaniment to the joy that was ringing in the Junior hearts. Ninety-five dollars were cleared from this fair— the largest sum which has been cleared from any one benefit, of any class since the founding of the high school in 1883. The committee of the fair wei'i ; Timon Torkelscm. chairman; Bernice AlcCregor, Alary AVard, Dorothy Epping, Emma Wootton and Arthur Fertig. 62 JUNIOR CLASS w SOPIIOMO RE CLASS Sopbomoic lllotcs 1 In SophoiiK afi phinniii”' to liold llii‘ii- iiniir.al da s jiiciiio lit Xoi'tli Hoad on .May twenty iifth. So far, al)i ut fifty have decided to y:o, and a fiin time is looked forward to. Tile president called a nieidiini' of tlu class on A])ril tldrleentli ahout tlu‘ picnic and a eonnuittee was appointed to arrange ioi- it. Ti was also decided at this meeting to Imve a pieturi of the class t;d en for the animal issue of th.e Zi phyrns. jficshman IRotes The Freshinan class lield a nieetiim' ('ii Wednesday. .May first, for the pnrpos(‘ of di'eidiini' whether or not to have a pietitr.- of the class in tilt' annual edition of the Zepliyrus. 'fhe vote was iinanniously east in favor of this, so a eonnnitti'e consist inu’ ( f Nellie Lar.sen and Je.ssie darner was appointed to make arrangements. Another nieetin”' of the class oii IMonday. iMay tln twentielh. fon the i)nrpose of niakiim- jdans for a picnic. A coniniittet' of two, (dlie liarsen and Nancy Welch, were ajiiiointeil to make plans. It was de¬ cided to hold the picnic at (’olnmhia Beach on Saturday, the krst of -I une. FRESHMAN CLASS Societies The iiK'nibers of tlie Foniiii So¬ ciety are eon ratulatiiic' lliem- selves upon their .sueeess in dis- covei inu: del)aters. They an ful- tilliny the si- niheanei (;f tlieir iiaaie. At each meeting just iicli sp( ( eh( ': ai'e reudeivd as the For¬ um of Ancient lioiiie was ,iccus- tomed to lieai . At tlieir -e( oud me.tinc' the ((Uestion “l ■ o!ved tliat the United Stales Should Ahoiisli the I’rotective Tariff’’ was debated. Tliose on the af- lirmative were; Adrian Ford, lamin' .Mori an and Itanol Karl- son ; while the neirative was np - lield liy Tony Siny, llazi'l Pinnell and Frank Kollor. The di'cision of the jndyes wa.s yiven in favor of tin neyative. At their next nieetiny the ipiestion before the society was: “Resolved that ’Women Should he (iiveii Fqnal Snlfraye.” The popular vale of jfovum 67 I FORUM SOCIETY tlie society tlie dwi ion to tlu‘ iit'l'iniiativo, wliioli was npla'ld by Sam Wise and Wallace Eakiii. Jessie (ianier ami (b'afhart Ijarseii cil)ly upheld the negative. I)(',rothy Kppiipu' yave a siil'l'i-ay'ettt' .'ix'eeli, which made tlie tears conn to tin (‘yes ol' her listeners — hecansi of th( ir inward mirth. The ne.xt d( hate will comi lcte the Lit( rary rrourams of the year. It will he held on the (pu'stion : “Wesolved that Lahoi rnions ai l.em - ficial,’’ with Dewitt (Jilbcrt and Jam( s Overton on tin alVirmatixe and Dea Iniel and Emma Wootton on tin negative. The memhei’s (.f the society were ph ased to have .Miss Itirdic AVisc of the Eniversity of Oremm. at tlu'ir -econd meetin'.i'. .Miss AViso in¬ spired them with tin i nth.nsiasm of schi.ol-lih . AV.M'REO.A.XS. 'I'lu AVanri'uan s('ci( ty met in Ali- s Dadollet’s room. .Api-il 1: , 1912. The proclaim was entirely historical, inclndiny many national as well as local historical i)a-i)t rs. Dnriny tin mcetinv, a challen i was ent to the dilTereiit societies for a hascl)all eame. The Adelphians ace pt( d tile chalh'iiue. Air. llarde-ity. .in alnmnns of the Astoria lliyh school and ex-presi¬ dent of the AA’anreuan S,)ci( ty. yave a ' hort talk. After tin jirou'i'am was rendei'( d. an inf( rmal debate was held. 'I'he pnestion was: “ A hich was riyht. the rth or Sontli in tin Oivil AVar. ” On .Ajiril 2. 1912 a sja-cial meeting was held fi r tlie jnirpose of deciding whether on not we should have onr jiicture-i in tin Zephyrns anunal. 'I'he motion for the same was carried. hi Friday. Alav 17. 1!I12 the AA’aui'eyans met for tlie fourth reanhii meeting of this semester, (twinu' to the absenci of Aliss ililma Dind- iiertr, oni' secr ‘tary. Aliss Jennie Baim'iind was appointed temporary pecri'tary by the presid( nt. 'I'he nominatii n of otfici’rs was then li( ld. 'I'ho.se noniinati'd for Pre-ideiit were 'I'iiiion 'Forkh'-i n. .Arthur Fertiir and IJoyd 1 lammarstrom : A'ice-president. .Alfred (Jerdiny and Walter Alattsoii; Secretary and 'rreasurcr. Jennie Ihinesund: Siir oant-at-ariiis, John Finney; Critic, Alis-- Da-lollet : and Editor, Ro e O'Fairel and Ethel Rich. .After the bmii'ess meetiny, a literary pr; yram was r. udered. 'I’his WMs a special proyram since all the nimdiers were writt 'ii by American authors and poets. 69 WAUKEGAN SOCIETY UJ BlficMans I'he reii'iUar monthly nmoliny of this socioty took place on Ajtril I'th and as it was pihmafy cK'ction day. a political jeroyrani was in nninhcr of essays on cthei political epicstions. 'I'lu office of cfitic was creatcel anel Auynst l schl e le cte el tee till the position. A chal!i n i’0 from the Aelelphians feer a name eef hase hall was accei)te el. Melville Meerteen. ‘11 was with ns ami yave a shoit anel interestiny talk. 'I'he femi'th me etiny eef the AUVe'elian soe ie ty toeek i)lae e on i tay 17th. The jereiyram was “Made in ()i'e neii. all the nnmhei's im-lnd- iny the mnsie heiny (tri yein s own. - t the e nel ed the pi'oyi’am. olticei's fell the next semester were nominate'el. H clplMan6 The Ade'lphian Idt( rary Socie ty he l 1 its third re ynlai' meetiny of this semester em the l!)th e f Ajei’i!. A very inteivMiny in-eeyram was )'i'ne1e i'e el. Dni'iny the conrse of the me etiny a motieni was nnanimons- pai'inn ani the r inte i'e stinn jereeuram. riu feeurth re nular me e‘tin!.:' of the Aelelphian Soe i( i_ a. he . el em Fi'ielav 17th. One eef the fe atnre ; of the afte rneie n was a playh ;. en- ALFREDIAN SOCIETY 0 m fji ADELPHIAN SOCIETY scIkk.I students, who aee uoav iu the vaihous eolleues and universities throughout the northwest. Idiese vacation seas( iis are auionn tlie most enjoyable pei'iod.s of school life: for Ix'side their reiicwiny (dd ae- (juaintance.s, these home-comers ai'e jauauitted to visit once mo’”e the scenes of their early education. All who visitetl us were ylad to see the im[)rovements wrought in the high sclua.l tluriim- the past year, the gi'eater intei'est of tlu“ stmUmts in their studies, and other activities, and the desiia toward more concerted action in perpetuating uianifeste‘1 and making greater tlu honors that have hemi won by the school in former years. These days of vacation an (h ar to us also; for wt ai-e able once moi'e to welcome our friends who have been absent so long who are Ivor solicitous, for the welfare of our school and who biiim- ideas and ins])ii'ati( ns to gi'atify our own ambition — the making of a ureat' r As¬ toria high school. In the hnt few years it has boon the custom of the Astoria students at the rniversity ( f On-gon to favor the high school stmh'nts with spe( ehes desci'ibing college life. This year Fred Ilarde.sty. af the vhiss of ’ll. led the deh'gation and introduced tlu' various sp- akers. Jjacli was ciitliusiastif on his tojiic, (lrawiiiji' vivid pictuic's of llu in¬ teresting life at Oregon. Tlie oeeasion was still fnilliei' cnliveiuMl hy music with Miss (icorgiana (iarner and Mr. Russel Fox at tin i)iano. Those present from the Univci-sity wmv; Miss Retsy V(M;tton, .Miss Birdie AVise. Ir. Melville i lorton and Mr. Fred Hardesty. ( )n .Vpril ISth Ifeverly If. Dohhs addri ssed an assembly of the students in the Oyin. iMr. Dobbs has bemi travelling through Alaska taking moving pictures of the seeuery of tliat country, and is now ex¬ hibiting them throughout the Fnited States. Aftei- a short talk on Alaska, he exhibited several euri(;sities of much value that he had gathered while on his tour, llis pietuivs shown at the Astoria Theatre on the 17th and ISth of April, were of such edmadional valm that the su])erintendent of schools. i lr. Imel succeeded in obtaining ,s] ecial pi ices, and a special matinee for the pujtils of the Astoria schools. lb TRACK. After a lull of two years the A. 11. S. has au'ain taken up the track and tiehl events. Although we have no coach or trainer, hy hard work we mauaged to send a team up to Eugene on IMay 11th. Though the boys w'ere not successful in everything, no one can say that they did not try. It is to he hoi)ed that ne.xt year we shall have a coach and. trainer, as we have plenty of good material, and as yet it is undevelop¬ ed. TENNIS. Several series of do d)les and singles have heiai played in the last two wec'ks and the standings of the various classes in the game s, lost and won, seems to he about even. A tournament, to he held next week, will decide' the matter of (‘lass elmmpionship. 6 Hluinni Alti’cd ('l(‘Vi‘l:iii(l, '!t4. tracliii'.u' at Pulliiiaii. Wasii. I's. Chi'ssniaii (in ' Itowlliy) 'il.'), is liv¬ ing ill la'wixloii, Idaho. Edwin liohsnn, Ihi. is visitiii”’ rclalivos in England. .Mrs. llicknk (nee Ethel IMinn) 'hT, i.s litiny in Portland. iMrs. II. L. Kniyht (nee .Annie .Meljean) ’!IS. ri'eontly visited her niotlun- in this eity. .Mr. . ustin Osborne, '!•! , is residing in this eity. Hattie Al. rtziini'er, '01, a yradnate of Bellinyhani Xorinal. is teaehiny in this eity. .Arthur B. Ahmny. 'tCJ. is ininiiiii- enyinem- in .Vriz( !ia. John Eriekson, '(4. is praetisiny law in this city. Airs. Erank Sweet, (nee .May Karinen) is einployial as a hook- keeiier at the Tallant-t irant cannery. Sidney S. Sovey. MT. i.s (onployed at the Clatsop mill. Xellie Lewis, 'OS, is teaeiiiini' in .A Iderhrook. .Adidaide .Vhm-eronihie, '00, also a yradnate of Bi'llinghain Xormal, i.s teaehiny at AVoodinville, AA ash. Jennie .Anderson. Ml. is teaching- at Chadwell. on the Lewis and Clark. (ieorii’e Older, 'ho, is eni])loy� d at Ross, Iliyyins and Company. Alr.s. T. H. llaradon, ( nei' Elmore) 'ihi. n-eently ivtiiiaied from spending the winter in California. Airs. Hoffman, (nee Ethel (lei'diny) '04. was married in .May. and has o'one on a tour abroad. 77 I? now ]Miss May Karineii, ’()(), was a l)ri(lo of tliis month, and I ii-s. Sweet. Esther (ieai’hart, '07, has closed her school at Vesper and is now makintr a six-weeks tour in Coos Bay Conntry. .Madye Fulton, Itiihy 1 lanimarstrom and Birdie Wise, 'OS. are graduates of tlie class of 1012 at the Fniversity of (Ji’egon. Maude Boss, 'Oh, returne l from iNIills College, California, for the .summer vacation. Fanny Cregory, '10, is visiting fi-ieiids at Eugene. Violet Eockai-d, '11. is attending sc1k;o1 in Califoi'uia. 'fhe Vstoi'ia lliuh School ree(‘ived. read with interest, and criticised ihc following ('xehanges: “The Totem, Lineoln High School. Seattle. Wash. “ Whims. ’’ Broadway High School. Seattle. Wash. “Till' Clarion, Salem High School, Salem. Cre. “The Hespei'ian, Oregon City High School. Ore. “'riu' ( )l nmhiad. Columbia Fniversity. Portland. Ore. '“fhe Bliss, San Diem' High School, San Dieso. Cal. “'flu Cardinal. Lincoln High School. Portland. Ore. “ )('ean Bre(‘ .(‘, ' Aherdinm lliuh School, Wash. “'fhe 'foka, Ci'ants Pass High Sehool, Ore. “'fahoma. 'facoma High Sehool, Wash. “Pacific Star, iMt. Anm'i Aeadinny, Ore. “'fh(‘ Pioneer. Whitman Colh'ge. “Wireh s, Woodhnrn High Sehool, Ore. “fhe High Sehool. Cold Hill High School, Ore. “'fhe Aliri'or, Wilbur High Sehool, W’ash. “'fhe Si'eetiann. Jefferson High School. Portland. Oi-t “'fhe Spinster. St. Helen 's Hall, Portland. Ore. 78 “Voice, (’olhy Academy, Xew L ndoii, X. II. “The Xoi'in, Xoi'inal Scliool, Moiimoutli, On . ‘ I he Kney, (. ueeii Anne Iliyli Scliool, Seattle, AVash, Kleinayhnm, Tekoa Iliyh Scliool. Wash. “School Ijife, Lawton lliyli Schcol. OUla. “ '1 he Stranyer, Kiiiy Edward lliyli School, A'ancoitver, l’ . ( . “'Idle What Not, Alilton lliyli School, On . “'Idle (ianiet and Oray, Wallowa lliyli School. Enti'rprisi , ! e. “'Idle l’olyyra])h, “ Riverside. Cal. “Willamette Colleyiaii,” Willametti Idiivcrsity. Sah m. ( )re. “Weekly liide.x, Pacific I'niversity. Forest Crove, Ore. “'I'empe Xornial Stndent,” d'eiii])! , Ari .. “Army and Xavy Academy (didet, Pacilie Reach. Cal. “'Idle O. A. C. Rarometer, “ Corvallis. Ore. “(treyoii Emerald, Eiiveiie, On . iHKbo’s Mbo lln Zhe H. Hx S. I’l'incijia! . Instructor in .Mathematics . Instructor in Enyii h . Instructor in Science . Instructor in Latin ami (Jymiiastics . Instructor in II i- tory . Instructor in (ierman and iyiiinast ics instructor in Commercial Cnirsc ... Instructor in .Manual 'Praininy . Instructor in .Arts . Instructor in l)omi stic Sci( nce . Instructor in Science and History . . . I'rcddciit (d' Stuil( nt Rody . A'ict -Pr( sident id’ Stud( nt Ro ly . . . . Secretary of Student Rody . Treasurer of Studi'iit Rody . Fr( id( nt of . lfi’i dian Soci( ty . Secretary of . lfr( dian Soei( ty . . W. .M. Stone. . . . M iss 1 )ora Radol l( t . . Miss ( h'rt I'udi 1 1 iilsi . W. .M. Stone . R. S. .Merriek . .1. F. dohnston . .Miss ( )liv( Woodward .... .Miss .M. .Mayinnis . X. E. V’( rtiy .... Miss Elsii Loiicks .... .M iss Ad( h Ritt( r . ( !. 'P. ( 'rock( tt . learhart Larsen. '1 2 Adryiuia Pel( r.son. '12 Rt rnic( .McCreyci-. 'Ll , . . . . F.lla IvariiK !!. '12 Rm'iiice .Mc( i ri yd!'. 'PI . . . . Al iynon . 1 i( n. '1 4 79 I ] i‘(‘si(k iit of Wauiv aii Society . William A ootton, Seci-etaryof Waiireyan Society . Jennie Banysund. Bresident of Foiaini Society . (Jearliaid Larsen. S(X'i’( tai‘y of Foimin Society . Lmina A ootton, I’resident of Adelpliian Society . (teorye IMcConnon. Seci'ctary of i d(“l[)hian Society . Lditli J.iorntsen. Editor (d' Zephyrns . Virginia Beterson, As.sociate E litor.s of Zephyrns . Esther Jetfe?’s. . Emma Wootron. Business managin’ of Zephyrns . allace h iakin, Bresident of Senioi' ('lass . AVilliam A ootto.n.. Secretary of Senior (.’lass . Lenore INlcBrcyor. Bresident of Junior (.’lass . (’aid Sanders, Secretary of Jnnior Class . IMary AVard, Bresident of So])homore Class . Clarence Cordim v, Secretary of Sojihomore Class . Alice WiLson, Bresident of Freshman Class . Boliert Alalarkey. Secretary of Freshman (.’lass . Alande Larson. Caidain of Basketdiall Team . • . (jeoroe AlcConimn, Alanayer of Basket-ball Team . Timon Torkleson, Captain of Football Team . Louis AEalayamha. AFanayer of Football Team . AVallace Eakin, Afanayer of B aseh:dl Team . AVilliam AAhiotton. AFanayer of Track Team . DeAA'itt Cilhert. ATdl Fjeader . Ceorye Biefh '12 '14 '12 '13 '13 A2 '12 '12 '13 12 '12 12 '13 13 14 14 'l.A '15 '13 13 12 '12 '12 14 13 80 A ot (“l (J. — “Why do you onll r h)i‘y;n'i‘t Ihii'vy 'Poy y,’ Bill). M. — Poyyy is shoi't for wliich is fominino for Bc'gasus will) was ‘an (werlastiny horso. wliioli moans ‘an etmaiai nas .’ ’’ Lief liaison (reading Sliakospoaiv) — “ My little body is weary of this yre;it woi'ld, Mr. ('. (elaiminy tin attentii n of IIk Itotany elass) : — Aiv yon thinkiny of mo jnst foi- a momont.’ Johnson (in lli'-t. ’II) ; — “Vi.n know the Sonthoi-ners eiviliz- I'd ( troyon and (’alifornia — a.nd — well, thoy'ro still oiviliziny thorn.” •Mr. .Moriaok- — “(iilhort. you'll have to (|uit ])assiny note's in olass. I’liis isn't a oo'a’i'spondonee sohool.” Miss II. ( Kny. M1I.) “Ili'niy. is ‘toaohoi’' nominative' ah.solute. Iloiiry :-“W('lI-er— Miss II. — It may he ahsointo hilt it isn't nominativo. ” Miss AVoodward (afti'r I)o V. (1. had finishi'd a rather hazy reeita- tionl : — “'I'liat is very yni d. Mr. (lilhi'rt. oonsidoriny that there is nothiny whatever in the te.xt on the suliji'ot. (Mi.ss B. — ‘‘Billy, von and AVallaee may retire to tlii' other room I.) assort yonr so.x. XI your Summer -r-y or Graduation Suit y Made to Order : : : f - ■ Suits 20 to 50 SPECIAL We will Clean, Press and Keep in Repair all Suits sold by us for 1 year from date of sale ::::::: A A (gleaning orks Phone 416 471 Commercial St. Dr. Chas. W. Barr DENTIST 523 Commercial Street over Brown's Si'.ioe Store Kesidence Office Phone 676R Phone 455 J. J. ROBINSON FURNITURE “The Best, All the Best and N'lthing but the Best Wa i a term an s DRY Goods and Euriiishings for Ladies and Children The Waffle House A good place to eat. Hildebrand Building “Did De Witt have a yood time at Eugene?” Little Sister: “ Enougli to keep liim in conversation for at least three weeks. Say. wi'ite me a ente little .jingle about ‘Cream of Wheat.’ ” I?. M. — ( )h, 1 eoiddii't, it's too mnsliy for me.” John C.- — “1 ate a whole yeast cake once.” S. iM. — “I wonder why it didn’t raise?” INTr. J. (Hist. A III.): — “Wallace, tell about the constitnt'on of drginia.” AVags (abstmt mindcdlyl :— “Pretty good from the looks of the outside. TiOola (disenssine’ essays) — “AVhat shall we write on, Miss Ilnlse ?” iea. — “AA'rite on paper.” nnsl)and ( lookinu' into coiTee which was very riley: — I think I have grounds for a divorce.” Afr. J. (Civics) : — “Lenore. how would you build a good road ?” L. AIe( “ AAhdl. according to cliemistry, you would use epsom salts. ’’ .Marie (after cooking in Uom. Science) — “Say, Henry, do you want a kiss?” TI. J. (blushing) — “ Sh-hdi-h-li, not here.” VACATION TIME MEANS SWEATER TIME WE HAVE ALL THE GOOD KINDS THE QUALITY STORE Office Phone 456 Pes. Phone 480 DR. A. W. KINNEY DENTIST Pours 8 to 12 A. M. 1 to 0 P. JI. Aight Ijy appointment We carry a complete line of Base¬ ball and Tennis Goods ASTORIA HARDWARE GO. Glatsop Abstract and Trust Go. 426-428 Commercial St. Astoria, Oregon Crawford Shoes Stetson Hats The House of Kuppenheimer. Famous Clothes H. JELDNESS SON 572 Pond St. 613 ( timmercial Katliei'ino liad a little heart. She woi'c it on her sleeve; And every time she saw daek Smith, Her lieart, it took “French leave.' Jennie amat Horginni, Dorotliy Holhuni aniat; Sed Emma snt'l’ragetia est, Et aniorein ad nnlhim dat Mr. J. (F. S. Hist.) : — “AVhat took place at the time of McKin¬ ley's admini.stration V. .M.— ‘‘Ilis assassination.’’ Mr. — “(leoi'ge. what has Ixnm the experience of Chinamen on the lloang-ho delta Ceorue: — “d'hey have hei n drowned si'vera! times.’’ A. AV. (to a friend) : — “Eileen, tells me everything s he knov.s. S. M. — “'rile silence must he terrihle.” E. AV. — “ iMother always gives the post-man a cigar when he brings a letter from Alaska.” .M. A. — “Oh, is that all .' Why, I’d give him a whole box.” J). E. — “Why can't we get the l)om. Sc'ieiiee class 1o make us somt' candy foe tlu' fair .’” A. F. — “Oh. we haven’t any grudge against the public. ]{. F. — ‘AVhat is Dorothy Dunbai’ doing with that bow? Sk(s‘ : — “Ai)| lying for position ot (’u|)id, 1 guess. iMarii : — “What jiiece is that P oy ; — “ ‘Love iMe.’ ] rarie (blu' hiim’ terribly) : — “Oh. 1 can’t, my hean’s taken. For select gTacliiatioii present renieinl)er The Astoria Florists SGllino Good SHOOS GHoapor man omors K66DS Mo Bush SPEXARTH BUILDING I OU have never R. H. Hoskins tasted anything DENTIST better than our PHONE 601-J .Ccntenniale. Office Page Building If you don’t be- lieve it, try them. TROY Docfler's LAUNDRY i i 1 Ihe st‘ho()l-l)()ai-(l doesn't want Mr. Men-irk any longer. liy? Because he is lony enougli. An ( )de to Physics. -Vwt'id is Physic's, as (“vcnyone knows, W ho each day come in contact with is as a foo; Itut what is the nse, as often to ruinhlc', A hen the c'asiest way is to take' it and tnnilde, What does it matter if yon fail in it once? M hat harm has been done if yon fail in it twice? For there is no use in tliis world whatevei'. Of a o'irl as a jdiysicist, no, never, never. “ Do you know wliy Henry is yoino’ to Ix'conie a fanner?” ‘‘Yes. it's la canse he likes to he neai' “Hay.'’ (ie.i (playine- d'ennis) : — “That's thrc'e love yames on you. iMiss W. — “Oh no. three Clatskanie yaines on yon. GET YOUR Carl. E. Franseen Maker 0 Good Clothes For Men. Cleaning And Pressing Phone 805 Opp. Weinhard SCniiak §rin'Uiptug DONE AT Woodfields’ rRAPSK V; UQI1AN Dentist When in Trouble See HILDEBRAND CO. House Furnishers Dr. Toivo rorsstrom PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON ( )ffice Hours: 10 to 12 a.in. 2 to -I; 7 to 8 p.in. Office in the Spexarth Bldg. 8th cV' Uonnnereial Sts. (llPiU'd ill Latin ) : — “ liat is tlie Latin for woinon.’ ’ “Muliers.” “A hat Knylish wiird do yon yet from that “i rnle, imili.sli. Foiii’ thinys the Senior elass must learn to do, If they wish to make this reeoi'd tni(“. To think without eonfusion eliuii'ly; To love their elassmates sineerely, To trust in (iod and Heaven seeurely. A. Soph. Mother: — “Well Frieda, how do you like sehool F. H. — “()h fine, ami 1 think Timon T. is so nice.” Mother : — “ Hut he is rather hiy foi- yctu.'’ F. B. •- ‘Oh yes, he's a lot tidier, hut my feet are just as long as his.” i rr. J. (('ivies) : — W'idhiee, ean you tell us about the eonstitble at that time.’ W. E. — “lie was tin King of Cluhs.” (Where was W’iigs la«t night!) L. ! Ie(i. — “1 smell eiimiihor halls. .Mary, 1 believe it’s in your hair.” ! I. AV. — “Yes. 1 put them in to keep tlu rats out. Jessie (])ulliug some jiaper out of a girl's desk in .Mr. U.'s roomj : — “I wish iMiss ('lai'k' would get ii new tahh't. 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