Astoria High School - Zephyrus Yearbook (Astoria, OR)

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Arthur Danielson in Geometry III. To prove that: D-o-g- C-a-t-S-c-r-a-p. MAKERS AlLWyoRK Correct Clothes lor Men The frontless man was an also ran, But the Well Dressed Man was the winner! —Pickings from Peck o Don’t be an also ran But be a well dressed man. Let us tog you out and You’ll be a winner! Judd Bros. The Young Men’s Store A. H. S. PENNANTS and Arm Bands for Sale Prof. H. to M. T. ‘‘I wish to speak to you privately. Permit me to take you apart for a few minutes.” M. T. ‘‘Certainly, if you’ll promise to put me together again.” Open an Account with the Scandinavian “American Savings Bank We pay interest on time deposits A lien Trading with our Advertisers mention The Zephyrus

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liable of Contents A Legacy, a continued Story.Page 5 Voyage of the Thunder, continued . “ 7 Circumstantial Evidence. “ 11 A Study in Anatomy. “ 13 Ode to Student Body Tax. “ 14 Editorial. “ 15 School Notes. “ 17 Debate. “ 18 Athletics. “ 19 Senior Class. “ 21 Junior Class. “ 22 Sophomore Class. “ 23 Freshmen Class. “ 24 Alumni Notes. “ 25 Exchanges. “ 26 Stung. “ 27

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THE ZEPHYRUS OF THE ASTORIA HIGH SCHOOL DECEMBER, ’09 B Xegac? John Mitchell, a young business man and a bachelor of some thirty years, living in the small village of Haskanville, was puzzled over a peculiar matter, one not wholly in line with his mode of thinking. The subject in hand was the cause of much distress and dis¬ cussion between him and his servant and companion. Hates. One morning a legal envelope had come to John through the mail from his grand-father’s lawyer, notifying him that the will of this grand-father was on file and directing him to come to New York immediately and get a copy of the part of the will relating to his welfare. Now John had attended the funeral of his late grand¬ father about two months before the lawyer s notification reached him, and as his grand-father had lived economically, allowing him¬ self no luxuries but those of a parrot, a dog and a cat (if they might be called luxuries) we can partly understand John’s surprise and astonishment, when he found that his eccentric old grand-father had left a will. He got ready and proceeded to New Y ork, where he found to his amazement, that his pecuiliar grand-father had left him his house, a small two roomed shack and everything it contained, including the parrot Mehitable, aged thirtv-five; the dog, Julius Caesar aged twelve, and the cat, Jupiter, who was in her teens. It happened that John detested parrots, with their husky and croaking chatter, could not bear cats, and dogs always made him nervous, so he said. Ordinarily this would seem a very slight matter to worry over,