Astoria High School - Zephyrus Yearbook (Astoria, OR)

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following Ere ©ur Ebvevtisers PATRONIZE THEM A. A. Saari, Photographer Acme Grocery Co. Alex Tagg, Confectioner Astoria National Bank A. W. Kinney, Dentist Carl Franseen, Tailor City Drug Store Christensen Co., Butchers Chas. V. Brown E. Martinson, Tailor Dr. Barr, Dentist Dr. Logan, Dentist First National Bank Foard Stokes Hardw. Co. Frank Woodheld Frank Vaughan, Dentist Herman Wise H. R. Hoefler Imperial Restaurant John Svensen, Book Store John H. A. M. Smith Judd Bros. J. H. Seymour J. V. Burns, Cigars Parisian Dye Works M. F. Hardesty, Electrician Whitman Book Store Pacific Iron Works Ross, Higgins Co. Scandinavian-American Sav¬ ings Bank Simington Dry Goods Co. Sam Gelalich, Confectionery T. L. Ball, Dentist Will Madison, Cigars

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Will some one please give explanation? W hat qaality does . W. posess that is so attractive to the ladies? Bring our Miss H. (cohurence, mode, person, number, etc.) A. D. (to II. Davies). “Say Hazel, are you Scotch?” Hazel. “No! 1 am Welsh.” A. D. “Sufferin Cats! You must be some relation to a rabbit.” Anson A. “Oh yes, Lord Kelvin and I used to be bosom friends.” The Bunch “He’s harmless, don’t hit him.” ' Tis sweet to flirt, But, oh, how bitter. When you’ve blown voter coin To be called a quitter. Yell Leader F. IT. “All you freshmen, who do not know these yells, conv them; and when you get home, go down in the cellar and veil them.” (Editor’s Note) “I don’t see why this was sent to me. This is a poor joke.” “Three Twins” Comic Opera by Students of th - Astoria High School. “Overature”. . . . . .. rof. Schimdtke 1. All My Girls .Ken Parker and Chorus —. Hood ight Sweat heart. Goodnight . . . .( lvde Trulim° er and Virginia Peterson. huddle up a (kittle Closer Lovey M me . Ole Tcldncss and Miss Habukosh. 4. “Boo-Hoo-Tce-Hee . ... . Kate Barry and Liola Ball y t iCle Miss-l p-to-Date .Mildred Smith H “Hypnotic Kiss”. Laurence Upsher and Anyone . “Little Girl up There”.L. Van Dusen and Mimmie ' Noe ?■ “ The . Yama Yama Man ”. Ole Jeldness y. Specialty. The wind it blew My hat it flew The mud it struck ! !-? ! ! the luck. — F.x. Tn the dark cloack-room they gathered “Tliere’s fighting in that bunch” — “Hp no — von ignorant Frcshie — Them’s Juniors — stealing lunch.

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Before you have your Electrical Work done see HARDESTY The Electrician Fixtures a Specialty Phone 94 Store 545 Duane St. E. MARTINSON Merchant Tailor Smoke La Imperial 471 Bond St. Astoria Cigars Maker of Men’s Clothes from the Cheapest that is Good to J. V. Burns the Best that is Made Christensen Co. The Best of Fresh and Salt Meats A. W. Kinney DENTIST SAARI Photographer 14th Commercial When Trading with our Advertisers mention The Zephyrus