Astoria High School - Zephyrus Yearbook (Astoria, OR)

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M. M. Yes, A. I), crowled under the fence to see the game.” Miss B. “You mean he stepped over, Melville.” Mr. Id. (in Latin) “What is case?” Brilliant Freshie “A box about two feet high.” W. Y. (in W riting Class) “I can write man better than anything else.” Come on boys All your cares dispense Lots of hidden joys Abie’s got ten cenlts. M. Id. (Eug. Y.) “It took Beowulf three days and nights to reach the surface of the Ocean.” Peck. W. “Say Miss Idulse, how did he hold his breath so long?” When Frank Rhov’s (roars) and Quong Sing’g (sings) it couses Ffelen Pain, and makes Sammy Wise. A Freshman sends the following lines to the Fling Editor: “I wish to inform that one that as far as I can see there is no joke in his or her cjuestion whatever.” I went to see a football game Thought I could play the same So in haste I joined the eleven I’m writing this from heaven. — Ex.

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Exchanges Last year a nnmer of school papers were on our exchange list, and we hope to see all of the oid ones this year and many new ones. As yet but few copies have arrived, so we shall mention some of the June numbers. The commencement number of the “Courier from Monmouth is very good; but a few drawings would improve it. A very interesting exchange is the “Skookum Wa Wa from Centralia, Washington. ' 1 he drawings and cuts are exceptionally good and add much to the attractiveness of the paper. The Hood River “Mascot” for June has some good editorials. ' I he “Junco-Ed from Junction City, Oregon is well gotten up but would be better if it had more illustrations. The “Tangent” from Ontario has some very good stories. The October “Lens from Portland is a very good number. Its stories are interesting and from the editorials we see that the pupils then have a good shan of Cass spirit. The “Hesperian from Hoquiam, Washington is well gotten up but it would look better if the advertisements were confined to the first and last papers instead of being inserted among the editorials. When the donkey saw the zebra, lie began to switch his tail; “Well, I never!” was his comment, “Here’s a mule that’s been in jail.” —Ex. Little drops of water Freezing as they fall Fat 1 man’s feet fl v upward P iff — and that is all — Ex.

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Will some one please give explanation? W hat qaality does . W. posess that is so attractive to the ladies? Bring our Miss H. (cohurence, mode, person, number, etc.) A. D. (to II. Davies). “Say Hazel, are you Scotch?” Hazel. “No! 1 am Welsh.” A. D. “Sufferin Cats! You must be some relation to a rabbit.” Anson A. “Oh yes, Lord Kelvin and I used to be bosom friends.” The Bunch “He’s harmless, don’t hit him.” ' Tis sweet to flirt, But, oh, how bitter. When you’ve blown voter coin To be called a quitter. Yell Leader F. IT. “All you freshmen, who do not know these yells, conv them; and when you get home, go down in the cellar and veil them.” (Editor’s Note) “I don’t see why this was sent to me. This is a poor joke.” “Three Twins” Comic Opera by Students of th - Astoria High School. “Overature”. . . . . .. rof. Schimdtke 1. All My Girls .Ken Parker and Chorus —. Hood ight Sweat heart. Goodnight . . . .( lvde Trulim° er and Virginia Peterson. huddle up a (kittle Closer Lovey M me . Ole Tcldncss and Miss Habukosh. 4. “Boo-Hoo-Tce-Hee . ... . Kate Barry and Liola Ball y t iCle Miss-l p-to-Date .Mildred Smith H “Hypnotic Kiss”. Laurence Upsher and Anyone . “Little Girl up There”.L. Van Dusen and Mimmie ' Noe ?■ “ The . Yama Yama Man ”. Ole Jeldness y. Specialty. The wind it blew My hat it flew The mud it struck ! !-? ! ! the luck. — F.x. Tn the dark cloack-room they gathered “Tliere’s fighting in that bunch” — “Hp no — von ignorant Frcshie — Them’s Juniors — stealing lunch.