Astoria High School - Zephyrus Yearbook (Astoria, OR)

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Who Can It Be? There was a lad a year ago Known by the name of “Fat;” But to “Searchlight” now he answers, As he gracefully doffs his hat. Me H: Frank Parker — Miss B., I am in¬ debted to you for all that I know. Miss B. — Oh, don’t mention such a trifle! 4: Nt Mr. Clark (in Phys. Geog.) — Donald, how are water spouts formed? Donaltl — I guess by whales, aren’t they? Miss B. — -Why dbn’t you call your paper the Feather instead of the Quill? Harvey — -People might think we are too fly. Miss B.— Well, they won’t expect any weighty subjects. « Notice! The two socialist leaders, Emerson and Sovey, will hold a meeting in room 10 on April 1. « ♦ Lost, strayed or stolen — A boy an¬ swering to the name Yvon. Plas light hair and speaks French fluently; has probably been spirited away by two suspicious looking Sophmores. Wanted — A razor. Apply to Percy Tagg. ♦ ♦ ♦ The Coming of “Little Lois.” The star.s began to creak, the build¬ ing trembled; The noise struck terror to all those assembled. But a cautions glance sufficed to tell 'Twas Lois arriving at the ringing of the tell. “Pictures No Artist Can Paint.” Professor Clark with his glasses on. Miss Hulse when arriving at school on the morning of March 1. .411ce Schroeder reciting Vergil. The Freshmen pronouncing Latin words. Harvey when posing in Geometry. jS Oh, those stolen tete a tetes in the hall! Can’t you wait till after school, Matie? Little Jimmy. Little James is a very small boy, Nothing more than a mere child’s toy; But if the powers of “Force” e’er light’n him, He will som.e day be our “Sunny Jim.” Alumni Notes Charles E. Jones, ’01, will attend the University of W isconsin at the begin¬ ning of the next school year. Carl T. Ross, ’02, is now a Junior at Stanford, and is preparing to take a medical course. A. A. Cleveland, ’94, is now a sopho¬ more in Clark University. William Jones, ’98, was lately elect¬ ed vice-president of the ’05 class of the University of Wisconsin. Carl Holmes, ’02, played sub quarter on the University of Oregon football team this season. We noticed his pic¬ ture in the Oregon Monthly. Miss Ethel Blinn. ’97, is now spend¬ ing the winter in the eastern states. Sigfred Young, ’9G, and his brother, Arthur, ’02, are now in Butte attend¬ ing the Montana State School of Mines. Ralph Worsley, ’99, is in California studying for grand opera. We wish him success in the undertaking. William Wood, ’03, is now attending the University of Oregon. Ellen Nowlen, Selma Norberg and Sarah Gray, ’04, and Laura Fastabend, ’03, spent the early part of winter very profitably by teaching school in dif¬ ferent sections of Clatsop county.

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Clothes Bought at Herman Wise’s Pressed Free of Charge Whenever You Say QUALJTY The First Consideration We are SOLE DISTRIBUTORS of these FINE CLOTHES, which we sell at ONE PRICE and guarantee to Hold Shape. HERMAN WISE The Reliable Clothier and Hatter.

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School Notes At one of the many meetings that have been called of late to discuss matters in relation to the establish¬ ing of a paper, the genial business manager of The Zephyrus, Harvey Allen, moved that the organization be made permanent, with the same offi¬ cers who were to serve until the end of this semester. The organization was to be called the Student Body of the Astoria High School, and all stu¬ dents of the school were to be consid¬ ered members. We are glad this has been done, as it will greatly aid in disposing of all questions that are of interest to the students in general. ♦ Miss Louise Gray, who up to a short time ago was secreta'ry of the Senior class, has left for Pendleton, where she will attend High school. Amongst the Seniors here she is familiarly spoken of as “The Quitter.” W e sin¬ cerely hope that “The Quitter” will! gain her object in leaving us — better health. W''e know she will not be friendless in Pendleton, as Mr. Eyre, formerly Latin instructor here, is principal of that school. S: The familiar face of Miss Laura Fastabend, ’03, is seen at school once more. Miss Fastabend is taking a post graduate course in German. 4: 4c :4c We have just received a large con¬ signment of apparatus for the physics department which gives us enough to equip room 9 as a first class laboratory This would be a fine addition to the science department of the school, and, with the apparatue we have, could be installed at a nominal cost, besides giving us one of the finest High School laboratories in the state. We hope the board will see its way clear to do this. exchange. The exchange column can not be presented in this issue as it should, but by next month we expect to have quite a number on our list. Some of the schools we w'ould like to make ex¬ changes with are; Portland High School, Portland, Ore. Portland Academy, Portland, Ore. St. Helen’s Hall, Portland, Ore. St. Mary’s Academy, Portland, Ore. Lowell High School, San Francisco, Cal. Lewiston High School, Lewiston, Idaho. Annie Wright Seminary, Tacoma, Wash. Eugene High School, Eugene, Ore. Seattle High School, Seattle, Wash. And others too numerous to mention. - o - THE LOVER’S DECEPTION. WTth eyes that glowed as hot as hades. And said, with angry look and grim, “I'm told, sir, you have kissed two ladies! ” “Why, darling, how absurd your rage!” He, laughing, cried ; “ ’twas but in fun. Together add both maidens’ age, ’Twould but amount to twenty-one!” Her anger soon was laughed away, She only thought of ten and eleven; Her eyes again shone bright as day. Reflecting there the lovers’ heaven. Oh, rogue! though what you said was true. She did not know the truths be tween : That one of them was only two. The other temptress — sweet nine¬ teen! ; ? X. They were engaged; she came to him. ■o-