Astoria High School - Astorian Yearbook (Astoria, IL)

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St mor Class Prophtcy We have all met together at the White House where our former Senior Class President Jerry Meehan is President of the United States With him is the former Sharon Lindsey now the First Lady of The Land He ushers us into the Blue Room where we are having our Banquet and Ball First we see the distmguished gentleman known as The Successor of Einstem Gary Brmey He is now the Head of the Math Department at Yale Standing with him is Mic Miller now the Head Coach at Texas A 81 M Janice Zahn now a world wide famous beautician on a U S Llner is there also In comes Sherry Poppenhager in a stimnmg Glass Alon dress This is a new fiber recently brought down to us by Max Poppenhager from Mars Ma.x is a test pilot of Jets who has recently explored Mars and married a Martian Queen Joyce Reibling and Carolyn Schisler arrive They are Professors at an outstanding busmess college Following them is Diane Weime She is still in her airlme stewardess uniform She probably just got in from a flight She flies around the world quite frequent ly Next comes Marion Warner and the former Esther Lantis He is now a very success ful C P A m New York City They are still driving his car he had m High School Days though His wife Esther is directing plays on Broadway Sandra Parr comes in She has just arrived from Paris where she is a night club singer With her is the former Carolyn Wolf who is now married to Rodney Bricker Carolyn and Rodney run a very chic resturant m Paris All three have flown over together Norman White comes in with a basketball in his hand He is the Captain of the Globe Trotters you know and his motto is to keep em trottm Kathryn Kost enters She is now a very successful dentist at Chicago With her is Portia Merrill, now an advisor on women s clothes ui Marshall Fields Larry Williams and Larry Bubb arrive dressed m a very odd attire They are Am bassadors to Zoopiter a new planet recently discovered Those weird clothes they have on must be the dress of the Zoopittans Company designed especially for him He has with him Dean Cripe who is known as Dean the Dream by all bobby soxers His billing is now the number l star in Hollywood We switch on the T V and see Wayne Danner makmg faces mto the screen He is America s number one commedian Robert Anderson the President of the National Farm Bureau arrives He says his two top secretaries Anna Mae Lear and Judy Bucy will be a little late as they have to work overtime this night Judy is the top shorthand speed writer with 275 words a minute and Anna Mae has held the top typmg speed of 325 words a minute for quite some time Together they are quite efficient Marjorie Fisk comes tn She is quite important as she is the National Head of Kinder garten Teachers She is married and has five children of her own Bonme Ellis and Glenda Lancaster are here They are P E teachers at U of I They married twms who they met at the University Linda Anderson comes in with her husband She is very famous She has two sets of triplets and a set of twms Behmd her is Judy Danner now married to a professor in Eng land who teaches at Cambridge We hear a blast and on the White House lawn Keith Cas sel has landed in his rocket This is his own invention and he travels 111 it frequently The former Loretta Derry arrives She is the only member of our class who lives around our home town She is living in Macomb where her husband owns a number of chain stores As we look around the room we notice Janice Ward has arrived She is now the head of the Chemistry Dept at Knox Gerald Shaw and his wife the former Phyllis Scrogum are here They run a ice cream emporium in Los Angeles called the Fill 81 Jerk Thomas Replogle arrives He is now the President of Truck Farmers of America Gale Roosa and Carroll Wickert now run Norris F arms At the present they have 100 000 000 head of cattle that IS the largest farm m the U S They have just arrived with their families Keith Plate arrives with his Chmese wife He teaches about 50 Chmese girls to dance and has had them appear on stage ma.ny times Max Seward arrives late He is so busy You see Conrad Hilton died leaving all his hotels to him Now that we are all here lets go eat . , . . . . , I ' I . . , i I . , - . , . - i . . . 9 I . v . , , . ' l . ' . , . . . . , . v l . Bill Lockard arrives from Beverly Hills in his new Donocrom, a sports car from Ford I V . . U . , . . , . . . i D l Y . . . . . ' , . - 0 Q - . ' . ' .. . , , , . . u I . . , .

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