Assumption High School - Assumption Yearbook (Davenport, IA)

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TOM WALATKA (tom wuh lot kuh) Noun, syn.: “Clown,” Frick.” Male of the specie, can be seen partak- ing in impromptu cheerleading ex- hibitions of the familiar stunts of Frick and Frack. Athletic ability is observed in all sports in some small way. His past times include working at Jewel Food Store. Future plans are a secret. (Maybe Hollywood). PEGGY WALTER (peg ee wall ter) Noun, syn.: “Wally,” “Hotdog girl.” A female of the specie, whose past will always hold the memory of her undergarment being swallowed by a familiar drain. Bon Ton Bakery shares her with modular scheduling. Future plans are now being formu- lated. BILL WALZ (bil walls) Noun. Male of the specie, who can be frequent- ly seen in E-7. This speciman ath- letically leans toward cheering at various school functions. Chorus is a favorite pastime. Also, this speci- man has connections with the Syn- dicate (Hub). Future developments are still under thought. ROSE WARING (roaz wear ing) Noun. Female of the specie, if rarely found near this educational atmos- phere can be located at the Col every Friday night. MIKE WEBSTER (mike web stir) Noun. Male of the specie, can us- ually be located in the vicinity of B-wing with his gang. His disdain for survey sheets gives us unsuf- ficient data on this speciman. STEVE WEISS (steev wice) Noun. Male of the specie, conglomerates his being in the cafeteria, Sky-high or Bayou. This speciman engages athletically in football, baseball, bas- ketball and track. He thrives on the memory of past weekends and spends Monday mornings planning the day to come. DAVE WERTHMANN (daiv worth- mun) Noun. Male of the specie; this brain muses on reflection of his trip to the National Youth Conference on the Atom, Quad-City Science Fairs and band trip to Canada. His present abode of S-7 will soon switch to Marycrest College. He will always be remembered for his “brite” socks. TOM WIEBLER (tom weeb lir) Noun, syn.: “Frack.” Male of the specie who earns money running through girl’s bathrooms. Athlet- ically he enjoys football and is a spontaneous cheerleader at benefits games. Future developments are be- ing pondered upon. RICHARD WILDAUER (rich urd wile dow er) Noun. Male of the specie. This beast, a member of the Dinosaur Moving Co., devours Art department freak-out sessions and all nite stage-crew blow-outs. He is usually located in and near the mind expanding art center. BEV WILLIAMS (bev will yums) Noun. Female of the specie, who can be found in the locality of the edu- cational relaxation center will be soon dwelling in some college dor- mitory. Among her favorite mem- ories look over Homecoming, Pep Club, and Bowling league. RITA WILLIAMS (ree tuh will- yums) Noun. Female of the specie, resides in the vicinity of E-7 and ERC. She feeds on library club, football games and one of her fond- est memories is Spaghetti Supper. Her athletic ability halts at the cheering section. Future educational development will continue at Mary- crest. JEAN WOLF (jeen woolf) Noun. Female of the specie, who can eas- ily be found in E-7 when ever free, usually after lunch. Some of her fondest experiences are Turnabout and Formal and the library club. A Schlegel’s girl, her plans for the fu- ture are not yet defined. Welcome, students, to the big race on this warm August day in 1967. The high school is just about to oen. They’re at the door, and they’re off and moving fast. It’s Hippie Frosh Frolic taking an early lead with Soph Spirit and Junior Mod moving up fast. Now it’s Term Paper to the lead by one semester. Senior Spirit is taking over ... no, it’s Fr Spiegel moving up on the out- side . . wait! he’s being overtaken by Homecoming. Spaghetti Supper is getting closer while being trailed by a mystery entry to this race. No, it’s Commencement, toward the end earlier in the race, but now in the lead. And it’s Commencement by eight semesters in four years flat. The crowd had gone wild! They’re screaming! Listen to what they’re saying: ‘There is no place like Assumption, Where we’re all true Knights. We’ll all stay together In all kinds of weather We’re one at Assumption High!” Veronica Crowley

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DAN SHRADER (dan shray der) Noun. Male of the species. Known to habitat G-wing while remaining in the educational environment; sited on various occasions at Burger King. Has recollection of Student Affairs, D.L.C., Homecoming, and parties. Future development remains with the opportunities offered with- in a college atmosphere. TOM SHUMATE (tom shoe mate) Noun, syn.: Man. Male of the species, who is known to remember the more outstanding moments of his school day — getting out early. Can be put in a position of embarrassment when falling out of chairs. Most fre- quented place in school is the heater at the end of S-wing. Future edu- cational development will be in the hands of St. Ambrose College. JAMES SIEM (james seem) Noun. Male of the specie. Most natural hab- itat is a dark room. Known to un- dertake large photographing en- deavors (i.d. cards). Is seen only with photographic equipment. St. Ambrose is the future for this speci- man. MARIA SIERRA (ma ree a see air- a) Noun, syn.: Carmen. Female of the specie, who has been located in such districts as the Student Un- ion, and free rooms. Seems to have acquired travel instincts which draw her to the Iowa City Quadrangle, and Student Union. Appreciation of athletic endeavors attained through attendance at foolbatl games. Within her reservoir of stored thoughts remain such moments as: Val-o- gram day, Student Affairs, Home- coming. Spaghetti Supper. She hopes to go southerly bound traveling after completion of her education. TED SMITH (ted smith) Noun. Male of the species. Often sited in the ERC; recently came upon an im- pressive green car; has recollec- tions of Turnabout, Homecoming and Formal; when avoiding the school atmosphere, he has been noticed at Eagles Grocery Store. College is the door to his future. DICK SNYDER (dick sni der) Noun. Male of the specie. Known for achievement of winning 3rd in the Quad City Metro Conference; fore- most experiences include being Stu- dent Manager, and going to Ames to win a state Cross-country metal. Has been sited several times at such sports activities as football and bas- ketball games. Future plans as of yet seem to be indefinite. JAMES SOTHMAN (james soth- man) Noun. Male of the specie. Lo- cated in ERC. Evidently the pri- mary purpose in his life is to com- plete education as soon as possible. In his history lies many early morn- ings spent standing near the G-Wing radiator. Future plans are to be a college student and draft resistor. JOSEPH SPAETH (jo sef spayth) Noun. Male of the specie. Constant- ly in the Religion Resource Center. Of the long hair phylum with no direct plans for future years. TERRY SPALDING (tear ee spol- ding) Noun. Male of the specie who loves parties but especially remem- bers the kegger at Burke’s. Ath- letic tendencies are drawn towards intramural basketball. His natural surrounding in school is the jour- nalism room and out of school, Bur- ger King. Future plans are still be- ing pondered upon. STEVE SPELLETICH (steev spel a- tich) Noun. A male of the specie is a ski bum at heart. Another athletic love is sailing. He frequents B-wing and will soon be found at Iowa Uni- versity. TOM STACK (tom stak) Noun. Male of the specie has vast remember- ances of his presidency of the Na- tional Honor Society, Spanish dele- gate of the Model U.N., Boy’s State and as teen editor for the Times- Democrat. To continue with variety of activities, Tom is headed for Europe. Future educational endeav- ors involve St. Mary’s, Winona. JON STAHLER (jon stall er) Noun. Male of the specie, this slave’s work revolves around such painstak- ing tasks as football, student affairs, and parties. He is usually in the gen- eral locatity of the student parking lot and the Cue and Cushion. DAN STERLING (dan stir ling) Noun. Male of the species, who can be usually found in the nurse’s of- fice remaining at the educational de- velopment center. One might find this speciman reading books outside of this center. GARY' STOCKMAN (gair ee stak- mun) Noun. Male of the specie ac- tive in Boy’s State, Y.A., Stage Crew and Student Council. Athletic in- terests lean towards swimming. Fu- ture development will hopefully be at St. Benedict’s in Atchinson and graduate work in his field of inter- est. Farewell words are given by this speciman: “Good-by and good luck.” JOAN STOLZE (jone stoalts) Noun, syn.: Hotdog girl. Female of the spe- cie, this particular speciman enjoys hot dog parties, formals, and Web parties. Her fondest memories are Jamboree games, dances and gym teachers. After leaving our educa- tional facilities, this speciman hopes to someday be teaching physical ed- ucation. SUSIE TAYLOR (sou zee ta lore) Noun, syn.: “Taco. Female of the specie who is remembered for h«r fine performances as Jamboree cheerleader. This particular speci- man lived for games, parties and getting caught for skipping by Fath- er Spiegel. Future development will hopefully be located at a school for nursing. ED THORDSEN (ed thored sun) Noun, syn.: “Big E. Male of the specie. His physical and athletical ability is displayed by his outstand- ing performances during football and basketball season. Among his most unforgettable memories is the “room after formal. MATT TOOHEY (mat two ee) Noun. Male of the specie who is a con- stant companion of the S-wing rad- iator. He frequently preserves his ink by not filling out survey sheets so that he can use it in editing “The Gyre.” His educational development will be furthered at St. Ambrose College. TOM TOOHEY (tom two ee) Noun. Male of the specie. During his stay in our hallowed halls, this specie could be found without failure in the projector room or the darkroom. If his bodily structure is not found there, it may be located at Burger King. DAVID UHDE (day vud oo dee) Noun. Male of the specie, who can usually be found practicing for Va- riety Shows or OKLAHOMA. This speciman could be easily embar- rassed when remembering once walking into a girls dorm at Ottum- wa Heights. His future plans heaven only knows. CAROL UPHOFF (kare. al up off) Noun. Female of the specie, who can easily be found floating around the school or in E-7. Athletic ten- dencies are drawn to tennis. While attending our educational develop- ment for 4 years, this speciman was the vice-president of Student Coun- cil. and a member of the Homecom- ing Court. MARY JO VELTHOFF (may ree joe velt off) Noun. Female of the specie, can easily be found in a wide va- riety of free rooms, while remaining in the educational facilities. Foot- ball games seem to be enjoyed by this speciman. Athletic tendencies are basketball in which her ability has been shown during Jamboree games all 4 years. BILL VINER (bil vie ner) Noun. Male of the specie; this speciman can be found only by radar. Ac- tivated by skin diving, one sees him reading expurgated texts. One of this particular speciman’s fondest memories lie in getting kicked out of chorus. MARY BETH VOSS (may ree beth voss) Noun, syn.: Boss.” A female of the specie, can be found some- times in E-7. If one is not able to locate this speciman, look for her at Web parties, dances or on the Stu- dent Council. Her wishes are only to soon become a college freak. RICK WAHLIG (rik wall ig) Noun, syn.: Boomer.” Male of the specie, is usually found near the cafeteria in our educational atmosphere or outside of this have at the apart- ment or Burger King. This speciman thrives on wrestling and getting hit by teachers annually. Future de- velopment may be hopeless but is as of yet, undetermined.

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