Asotin High School - Panthers Purr Yearbook (Asotin, WA)

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 Senior C iaSS We, the senior class of 1953, being of sound mind (?) and body (hal),»pent all our money on the sneak so-o-o-o, inatead of dough, we leave to the juniors some unpaid bills left over from the sneak. To the sophomore class we leave our mathematical minds and answer pencils in the hope that they can get through geometry with greater ease than we did. To the frosh we leave our latest invention. The Little Gem Apple Polisher, which was invented by Dorothy Arledge. We have found this gadget invaluable during our four years in high school. To the faculty we leave our schoolmates in the hope they will find them as intelligent, fascinating, cooperative, and entertaining as we have been. To the coach we will our rugged constitutions so that he can pass them on to the future ball clubs. To Mr. Burns we leave a copy of the Washington State Driver’s Manual so that he will be able to get to Walla Walla and back without losing half of his expense funds. To Mrs. Vicker we leave a copy of Emily Post’s book on manners hoping that she will find it useful as a textbook in teaching next year's chorus. To Miss Weber we leave the sophomore class.If she can teach them an axiom, she deserves a Congressional Medal of Honor. To Mrs. Maxwell we leave the mess left over from the annual — all the old master pages, the worn out typewriter ribbons,and the used dummies—in the hope that she and the Junior Class will be able to salvage something from it for the 1953-’54 annual. Silent VANPELT—Wills his quiet ways to Donna Tyer provided that she promises not to argue with the faculty. Missouri GRIFFIN — Wills his loggers to Mrs. Maxwell provided that she kicks someone else out of class besides him. Boots LEWIS—Wills his guitar to Handsome Henderson provided that he learns how to play it and will serenade Sally Halsey every night. Slim PARSLEY - Wills her piano playing ability to Ralph Petty because she believes he is a musician at heart. Hootie HOPPER—Wills his ability to study long hours to Ralph Franklin,hoping that it will prevent him from flunking. Muscles TYER — Wills his athletic ability to Bob Meeker in the hopes that he can make the A squad. Hopalong HOLLOWAY — Wills her Chemistry note-book to Jim Bosley, as he will probably need it. Saddlebags EBSEN - Wills one of her Brahmas to Drexel Mathews so he will have something to beef about. Stringy SHPSS — Wills her good grades to Danny Shuss provided that he flunks chemistry. io

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.Senior oroAcop e NAME NICKNAME FAVORITE FOOD HOBBY AMBITION FAVORITE CAUSE OF DEATH SAYING DOROTHY ARLEDGE UDDER PRAWNS DREAMING TRAVEL OH CRUMB !! NIGHTMARE PAULA EBSEN EBY CHICKEN DWIGHT BE A CHEMISTRY TEACHER OH NO !! STUDYING EDDIE GRIFFIN GRIF SIRLOIN STEAK TROUBLE GET IN TROUBLE PIP : PIP ! MR. MOORE RICHARD GORDON DICK T-BONE STEAK LIVING KEEP ON LIVING hold er:: DIED GEORGE HOPPER BILL FRENCH FRIES INA JANE BE A BIG LEAGUE PITCHER OH FOUL 1J STRUCK OUT STAN MUSIAL LADORIS HOLLOWAY DORIS CHICKEN-FRIED STEAK POSING FOR PICTURES TRAVEL oh wow: j CAMERA BROKE ERVIN LEWIS STUB LIVER 4 ONIONS LYNNE GET HITCHED YEP! GOT HITCHED INA JANE PARSLEY INUR JUNE ONIONS BILL HOOK HIM PEANUTS :: HOOKED HIM CHARLOTTE SHUSS SHUSSIE SPANISH RICE BUBBLE DANCING TRAVEL GEE, I DON’T KNOW BUBBLE BROKE HAROLD TETWILER POKEY CHICKEN (any kind) WOMEN A FOOTBALL ALL-STAR (CENSORED) ARMY ALTON TYER AL PIE YODELING BE A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST LET’S SEE DIED OF THE PHYSICS JIM VANPELT JAM RED-HEADED DISH WILD WOMEN STAY SINGLE OHHH MANNN !! KOREA

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 Rusty11 wi.Knr.R-Wills her red hair to K y Silver so she won't have to dye it, Woman-hater GORDON—Being of Scotch descent, he took everything he could when he went. Pokey TETWILER—Wills his speed to Howard Hopper provided that he doesn't use it to influence the coach. General TETWILER—Wills his rank in the army to Larry Denny,provided that he leaves the stars on his helmet while in combat. Seniors HooTi'e. Wu.scies