Ashton High School - Spotlight Yearbook (Ashton, IL)

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HX I Aer! IGN f'OMMUNIff ,gm 133 F' Q? VIIGVI SCVIOQI Anka E950 9-u-!l'-I3 ASHTON ILLINOIS . I . S . - - y ' ' ' T ' - I I, , ' - . .,'. -Il- wi- I I -ii' X 1, SJ L. rf- wg E l- I I . X , y A H - rm I I T I -J -'Li H It I f . P L-A4 ' ' I Q5 lo- 5 cxmumou BALL Oh! Beautious Cinnamon Ball, May thou never fall, Because if you do you'11 crack, And I'l1 have to keep you in a sack. O cinnie, cinnie, fat, red, and round, How mournful I felt when you fell upon the ground. I thought you never would come to my mouth in one piece, And my worries then did cease. I love you now and forever shall, I often give you to a pal, And that's no bull, Of you my friends never get full. THERE'S A PURPOSE EPITAPH A mule has two legs behind, A tisket, a tasket, And two he has before, Hitlers in a casket, You stand behind before you find, Eeny me'ny Mussolini What the two behind be for. He should be there too. yy- DREAM GIRL When I look at her, my studies go beggin. Blue eyes, red lips, oh boy! When she speaks, her mellow voice reminds me of the wind skitting about through the branches of a tree. Soft golden hair, rippling down to her shoulders like a waterfall. Pink cheeks, as healthful as any apple. But alas, her great draw- back, dishpan hands.

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A' V I,-XUGH AND THE WQRLD V' fi e l Lfxuei-is Wm-1 You fl I -S ... ............,.....-... ........ .... ..........-.....................-.............................. .. ..,,..................,........................ ........ . ........................... ...-...............-.........--------- Allen Centering offical--Wwell, Dad, I just ran up to say hello.n l Dad--nToo late, Allen. Your mother just ran up to say hello and she got all my change. Soph.--nHew long have you been shaving?n Fresh.--uFour years now.n Soph.--NG'wan.n ' Fresh.--NYes, sir. Cut myself both times ll e Wilma--nRun upstairs and bring my down.n ' watch Wilbur--nLeave it there long enough and it will run down itself.n Wilma--nOh, no, it w0n't! We have a winding staircase.u Mr. Bilderback--uEloise, do you know how trees develop their foliage in the springtime?n Eloise--NOh, yes, I know. They keep their summer clothes in their trunk. Miss Krsna-'uPaul, you musn't laugh out loud in the school room.n Paul--HI didn't mean to do it. I was just smiling and the smile busted.n Orville Yeeum--Nwhat did one straw- berry say to the other strawberry?n Leroy Majors--NI don't know.u Orville--nThey didn't say anything because strawberries can't talk.N One little pig with the curly tail says to the little pig with the droopy tail, nSayH! he says, What your tail needs is to get a wiggle on it.n 1 Esther Boyd went out to get a chicken the other day and this conversation took place. Esther--nl want a chicken.n Farmer--nDo you want a pullet?n Esther--UNO, I'll carry it.n It takes a baby two years to learn to talk and the rest of his life to learn to shut up. Russell Sem ler--NDon't you ever get tired of your girl's empty conversation?u Carl Witzel--nYeah, that's why we end up by going to the Candy Kitchen.n Louise P.--uHe has a very good head on his shoulders.n LaVerne K.--nYes, and a different one almost every night.n Miss Krans--nwhat did theycio about the sugar proposition during the last war?n Paul C.--nThey told me during the last World War that people took their SUGAR with them when they went away. Mr. Bilderback--nHow many senses has man, Harlow?u Harlow--nSeven, Dad says.n Mr. B.--nSeven? Please name them.n Harlow--nSeeing, hearing, tasting, smelling, feeling, and two more-- horse sense and common sense.n A skunk sat on a stump The skunk thunk the stu p Stunk and the stump thunk The skunk stunk.