Ashton High School - Spotlight Yearbook (Ashton, IL)

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. i il- , gm fxsiirrow commuwrv PM f I'Q' il ' ' u c' malaga I-uofm sc,-1001. e f' f an wr- nm. ASHTON, :Lumens WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ---------- George Yenerich didn't walk Doris Shields to the sidewalk every noon... Miss Allison didn't say, nStudents, watch for a bit of satire in this one.N ..... Ralph Salzman didn't have a tie on .... Mr. 0'May actually quit telling jokes for a day at a time ..... Wayne Nass grew up an inch ..... .. Harriette Friday went out with George Cwillisl Kersten...Mari1yn Henert walked straight ....... Allen Root got cut in citizenship ...... Bill Weise spent time in studying instead of reading magazines ......... Ed. Calhoun forgot Chillicothe and Eldena ..... Lois Kendall and Ralph E, broke up... Gene and Harriette didn't fight ..... Gwen would lose her giggle ...... Bud and Natalie couldn't pass notes....Mr. Bilderback didn't say nnow let's analyze this.n ..... Shirley S. stopped expressing her opinion .... Russ S. went down to the office for anything but a lecture. ...... Ed. Droege had a perfect attendance ....... Wilbur A. forgot airplanes ........ Barbara G. didn't refer to her ancestors.......Esther Boyd wasn't musical.....Or1a Karsten caught a joke the first time it was told ...... Ed. Zager and Bob Bales were twins ..... Mr. Vaux didn't stray from the subject ........ Miss Ensign's Hjeepu blew a tube ..... Don Clayton had short finger nails ..... Warren Thomas picked up speed in walking ..... Allen couldn't argue ...... Mary H. went with an Ashton boy ..... Isla W. stopped talking about ndown south . THINGS THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE ------ ---- Oliver Kurth in a tuxedo.....James Klingebiel behaving....Isla Hhitsell not talking for at least five minutes ....... Ashton beating Steward in a basketball game 54-10. ....... The English IV class in good posture every day ..... Dona Sanders Ncutting upn ....... Russell demmler, Delbert Ehmen, Paul Chadwick, acting like Seniors instead of Freshman .... Bob Stein not being dignified ..... Bernice 5oyenga walking into the study hall without f being late ..... A nnon gum-chewingn group of students ...... Esther Clover not longing for the boys.....Both buses on time every day for one week. More A's on our papers ..... An F.F.A. Banquet without nbuttered'pEas and carrotsn ....... Miriam Linscott gaining weight ..... ...Willis and La Verne Kersten not sleeping in American History class ....... Donna Maude Sunday laughing ..... .Margaret Greenfield teaching kindergarden ....... Wayne Nasa using an electric razor ..... Allen Root without springs in his shoes... Ed. Calhoun on the basketball floor without his corset. ....... The study hall clock going faster ....... Students walking out of the study hall at noon ..... The return of forty-minute periods......A senior class with no members on the Honorless Roll ..... The last day of school.

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INN fxsm rom for,xMuN1'rY in HB Q' I r BVqEII'N'Ul ASHTON ILLINOIS -' ' , 1- ' Q ,5 I 3-,, V . X Ill env .- I-ww-I sfi-Iool. all km -I ,,,,TJjQ.n? Am. 14' f-'11-'. f' - I... -- I sEN1oR Lim-:NT ' The teachers are my rulersg I shall not study. They make me recite on subjects I know nothing aboutg They often put me on the honorless rollg They expose my ignorance. They make me to take examinations for their own sake, Yea, though I cram all night in the shadow of an electric light, I shall surely flunk them, for thou has ne pity Thy rod and thy work don't comfort me. Thou preparest a report card in the presence of mine parents. Thou has annointed my head with a dunee cap. M heart runneth over. Surely ignorance and procrastination shall follow me all the days of my life, And I shall dwell in the school building forever. By Wilma Romick FACULTY FACTS NAME I FAVORITE SAYING Q HOBBY FAVORITE SONG I Hr. Bilderbackf Well! QGolfing I God Bless America Mrs. Butler E Oh Shux! 2Reading Q This Love of,Mine Miss Kraus Q Fiddle dee dee! EReading 2 Louisiana Lullaby Miss Allison 2 Oh me! 2Sewing k Reading? Tschaikovsky's Concerto Mr. Rosenberg Q Oh Shux! QGolfing Qwhite Cliffs of Dover Mr. Vaux Q Hurry up! QFishing 3 The Man on the Flying Trapeze Mr. Obourn Els that so? Iwoodworking Q Deep in the Heart of Texas Mr. omay Elly! my: Qrmiiy Moonlight sonata Miss Ensign I mean. QI-Iandicraft Clar de Lune ............... ..,. .......... .... ...,......... .....,. ,....,,,,,,,,.,..... ....-.................. ..... .. .... .............................................. .... .................-............. ..........

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HX I Aer! IGN f'OMMUNIff ,gm 133 F' Q? VIIGVI SCVIOQI Anka E950 9-u-!l'-I3 ASHTON ILLINOIS . I . S . - - y ' ' ' T ' - I I, , ' - . .,'. -Il- wi- I I -ii' X 1, SJ L. rf- wg E l- I I . X , y A H - rm I I T I -J -'Li H It I f . P L-A4 ' ' I Q5 lo- 5 cxmumou BALL Oh! Beautious Cinnamon Ball, May thou never fall, Because if you do you'11 crack, And I'l1 have to keep you in a sack. O cinnie, cinnie, fat, red, and round, How mournful I felt when you fell upon the ground. I thought you never would come to my mouth in one piece, And my worries then did cease. I love you now and forever shall, I often give you to a pal, And that's no bull, Of you my friends never get full. THERE'S A PURPOSE EPITAPH A mule has two legs behind, A tisket, a tasket, And two he has before, Hitlers in a casket, You stand behind before you find, Eeny me'ny Mussolini What the two behind be for. He should be there too. yy- DREAM GIRL When I look at her, my studies go beggin. Blue eyes, red lips, oh boy! When she speaks, her mellow voice reminds me of the wind skitting about through the branches of a tree. Soft golden hair, rippling down to her shoulders like a waterfall. Pink cheeks, as healthful as any apple. But alas, her great draw- back, dishpan hands.