Ashtabula High School - Dart Yearbook (Ashtabula, OH)

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Introduction' the background n response to the continuously asked question as to whether the youth of today are being properly educated and enlightened, an extremly top secret study of an average educational subunit was undertaken by a highly trained task force. Commissioned on May 10, 1985, the committee prepared an in-depth report, detailing every aspect of the inhabitants, their educational instructions, and their recreational activities. The following report was divided into four main subdivisions dealing with As the auditorium fills with students, they begin to wonder whit subject they are about to be enlightened on Assembles were always looked forward to as a break from classes these aspects of the people: their organizational pastimes, the wide range of activities involving athletic ability they participated in, the magnitude of subjects they studied, and how they spent their remaining time. While these separate studies may seem unrelated, none could exist •without the other. All were interrelated in some way or another. It was a phemonenon that deserved close examination. flowers unable to be delivered during a I lower sale are arranged by lane Perkew Mrs Perkins was a secretary and could frequently be seen adding little touches to the bu4d-' g

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Indepth research was carried out to uncover and examine the education, lifestyles. interests, and ambitions of the average elucidational subunit. Reseachers went to great lengths to uncover the detailed information in the following report. 2 INTRODUCTION During her portrayal of the Statue of liberty, Mary Hedberg takes tnse out to pose with the band s color guard HaH-time activities were livened up with the band's patriotic shows Communication makes up a major part of ahtletics. as Kim Craft and Sue Cavalancia show In her frst year as head volleyball coach. Ms Cavalancia stressed teamwork, cooperation. and communication The piles of baffling information are deciphered by Joyce 9 Mallory So much data was gathered that a complex report-1 mg system had to be devised by the investigating staff I members

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Researchers found that nothing about the people, the classes, or the environment of this subunit could be classified as being average. Obviously enjoying some comment made by world history instructor Dour luce is Dawn Pkken World history was a required course for sophomores and dealt heavily with ancient Creeks and Romans. Preparing to set up the poles and Hags used to mark the cross country course are lerry Slay. Chris Bennett, and les Fraley Even though les was njured. he still helped out the team Homecoming, a contest held to elect the girl and boy most suited to represent the school, is enjoyed ! y Kelly Dakn and Scott Anservit It had nolhmg to do with someone comng home In the athletic office, obviously contemplating some complex issue, is Adam Holman Beng athletic director consumed much of Mr Holman's time as he was always seen atteodng sporting events 4 INTRODUCTION