Ashtabula High School - Dart Yearbook (Ashtabula, OH)

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The Dart Judge:—“Why did you steal that man’s purse ?” Prisoner:—“1 thought the change would do me good.’ Personified Songs Waltz Me Till I’m Dreamy—Ruth Metcalf. Amo—Bessie Belden. Beautiful Eyes—Abbey Van Slyke. Red Head—Howard McNutt. Sweet Miss Mary—Mary Houser. My Fair Unknown—Vernon Sill. First and Only—Vera Hendricks (Fisk’s opinion). A Woman’s First Thought is a Man—Hazel Allen. I’m Always Misunderstood—Beatrice Ashley. I Want What I Want When I Want It—Margaret Beach. If I Were on the Stage—Florence Leuty. The Dear Little Girl Who is Good—Helen Corbin. The Matinee Maid—Irene Cook. I’m in Love with All the Girls I Know—Harry Kochenderfer. Nothing to Do But Nothing—Russell Robinson. I Hate to Work on Monday—Edna Cook. Don’t You Tell—Camille Kornfeld. Waltz Me ’Round Again Willie—Carrie Parker. Lady Laughter—Celinda Sheldon. Keep on Smiling—Meirl Hoy. In Love’s Net—Will Stevenson. Chicken Charlie—Charlie Hawks. Blushes—Bessie Warren. Naughty Eyes—Jessie Kurtz. I’ve Lost My Heart But I Don’t Care—Alvin Swedenborg. Man is made of dust. Dust settles. Have you paid your Dart subscription? Freshmen—“Did you hear that awful commotion in the hall? Junior “ Don’t be alarmed that is only the new sweaters of the foot ball players.” Her Friend, What, refused him ? Oh, you silly, why didn’t you wait till after Christmas ? 22

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The Dart What made me famous: My curly hair—Roy Sterling. My nose—Sam Freedman. Whisky—Fisk Morris. Artistic ability—Richard Louth. Long pants—Gorden Mitchell. My pompadour—“Pat” Rice. My yellow hair—Edna Whitsey. My dimples—Donald Mitchell. You blocks, you stones, you Worse than senseless things Why don’t you hand some Contributions in?—Ex. Did you ever. See Vernon Sill’s lady friend ? See a girl in love ? See the Beach in our High School ? Hear of Savages in a Senior class ? See Mr. Ladd’s new suit ? See Edna “ Cook ” ? See a Latin teacher’s smile ? Watch the clock? Hear Miss Cole scold ? See Mr. Ladd in a hurry ? See Sue Biedler excited ? See John Gallup ? A. H. S. Circus. Manager—Robert Dunbar. The Midget—Harry Kochenderfer. The Giant—Mortimer Farrow. Wild Man—Harry Phelps. Tom Thumb—Silas Norton. Animal Trainers—The Faculty. Boy Charmers—A. H. S. Girls. Giraffe—Tower King. Monkeys of all sorts may be found in the Freshman class. Dears may be found straggling around about in Room 6. Living Skeleton—Eino Nieminen. 21

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The Dart At the Senior dance— The cuff—“ Wilt thou? The collar—“ I wilt.” Perhaps the jokes are old And should be on the shelf If you can do better Send in a few yourself.—Ex. There i$ a $mall matter which $ome of our $ub$criber$ have $eemingly forgotten. To u$ it i$ nece$$ary in our bu$ine$$. We are very mode$t and do not wi$h to $peak of it. $ $ $—Ex. Bessie W.—“ Are you fond of tea ?” Alvin S.—“Yes, but I like the next letter better.” The Seven Wonders of the Senior Class: 1 Marian Mills’ knowledge. 2 Joe Cook’s ability to keep a dispute going. 3 Dean Stanton’s unsusceptibility to feminine charms. 4 Harry Kochenderfer’s affinity for fudge. 5 Harry Wilkerson’s Latin translations. 6 Mary Houser’s quietness. 7 Emily Dunn’s nervousness. It is easy to be pleasant when life goes on like a song, But the man worth while is the man who can smile. When the telephone rings and he answers it and says, “Hello!” And the operator says, “What number ?” and he says, “The bell rang” and she says, “No it didn’t.” Latin made easy—Caesar sic dicat on de cur, egessi lictum. Above passage translated by Freshie—“Caesar sicked the cat on the cur, I guess he licked him.” Teacher in Latin class—“ Give principal parts of possum. Tower King:—“ Head, legs and tail.” 23