Ashley High School - Ashlian Yearbook (Ashley, OH)

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CIIDEII A- H- : 2--v--vA.-v-.-.-.-v-.-.-v-'Av-v-v'-Ave.-.AvA.-.-.-v-v--.-.-.-ve.-.-v TOPICS FOR EXPLANATION 1. Oh, Paul, you won the game. 2. Is he hurt awful bad, I can't look. 3. Did you smell the carnations? 4. They look just like boats. Gladys R.-- Eating isn't very po- etic. Kathryn W.- But sometimes its musical. Russel. W.- What the deuce did you mean by telling Dorothy Buck I was a fool? Bion S.- Heavensl I'm sorry, was it a secret? Natella- I never talk in my sleep. Pedro4 No and you had better not either. The Waldo C0-Operative Elevator Company Dealers in GRAIN, FEED, FLOUR COAL and BUILDING MATERIAL Phone 4212 Waldo, Ohio THE WEST SIDE GROPERY STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES AT LOWEST PRICES-QUALITY CONSIDERED Our Aim is to Please You If We Do Tell Others-If Not Tell Us Phone 60 ------,,.--,-.'.v I ...A ,.. -,,...

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V Q 1.-:gf ---g - QSETZ as-. 1. sq., .s--.9 sq-Aw - af:-.-X ,A--1..fsw.:s1 2. A- H. S, I WANTED An Alarm Clock-Kenneth Powers. A permanent excuse for tardiness- Zelma Shoemaker, Thelma Sherwood. An extra strong non-tearable hair- net-Madeline Barton. All E's on my report card-Stanley Strine. Some one to make a fuss over me- Beulah Quay. A fiock of signed excuses-Harley Williams. Some one to tickle the ivories dur- ing lunch period-All of Us. The' meanest man bought his bride I' nickle's worth of candy as a wedding present, then took her on a trolley ride honeymoon. After they got off the car he said, let's save some of the candy for the children. C. A. DENNIS WHOLESALE PRODUCE COAL and ICE EAGLE 1 Q BILLIARD HALL ACIGARS SOFT DRINKS and CANDY ----5.-,- Hello, is this the chief of the fire department? Yes, this is the chief. Well, my house is on fire. How long has it been burning? Half hour. Did you try putting water on it? Yes, but it won't go out. Then 'tain't no use in us coming over, because that's all we could do. G'bye! Women are the greatest edition in the world and no man should be without a copy. Jennie Dennis- What is a nabis- co? Lowell Lyons- It consists of two pieces of tissue paper with a little honey between. Chickens get tough when they run-around too much. ,A vvvvvvvvvv-...--vvvvvvv-- Q My ha. ,- r If-as, 1- .' i V' f if ff I . 1'1 ml, . 75-.1 W amid .Xs.s.1sm.l.i.ai z..-.was - , ....,m.s ss'H.aa1.s.,...