Ashley High School - Ashlian Yearbook (Ashley, OH)

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I A- H- S- Miss Spaulding- Can you cite any passage from Shakespeare which presages the coming of the automobile? Cecil Gardner-- Yes mum, 'Curs- es not loud but deep'. Doris Drake- Men are naturally grammatical. Helen Coomer- Yes? Doris Drake- When they see an abbreviated skirt they always look after it for a period. Customer- Do you serve lob- sters here? Paul Reid-- Yes, we serve any- bodyg sit down sir. What effect did the cotton gin have on slavery? Whitie- It made more slaves. SHOE REPAIRING Side Curtains and Repairing Harness by Order Harness Repairing Fanbelts made to order Wingfoot Rubber Heels and Panco Soles will wear longer than Leather All work guaranteed ECONOMY SHOE REPAIR SHOP PAUL PHILLIPS, Prop. West of the R. R. ASHLEY, OHIO WlLSON'S C. J. of course The Home of Hart Schaffner 8z Marx Clothes SUITS HATS and White Flannel Trousers For High School Men Also many Gift Suggestions for the Graduate Shirts Hose Ties Etc. In the Hotel Allen Block Delaware, Ohio SEVEN WONDERS OF A. H. S. Choral class. Why all girls and boys belong? Who put the cat in Helen K. Rieck's Hivver? How long it took Petey to Walk se- ven mles? ' Why Irene and Gene like to sit in Bartlett's machine. Whv Proffs dog always follows him. Why Pfaff and Duncan sat in the office all morning April 14th. Why Kennie Powers laid in the pas- ture field all night of the flag rush. FRESHMAN YELL I wanna go home, boo hoo, boo ha, I wanna go home to ma and pa, Freshmen, Freshmen, Rah! Rah! Rah! All Freshmen please learn for en- suing year. 1 4 Q fig xi-7. jig? I ,N 5 . i n- I ' in . .L Q.. Q ., .ty I- . if - at ii..mw.4 a...s':5.-4 htm... .4

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