Ashley High School - Ashlian Yearbook (Ashley, OH)

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N.--- TRY F. W. SHARP The Grocer ASHLEY, OHIO Phone 49 Crawford Carter- How old is that lamp, dad? Bert Carter- Oh, about three years. C. C.- Turn it down then, it's too young to smoke. There was a young maiden, Mary Hatch, She was bashful, but wondrous wise: She wouldn't cross a potato patch, For she knew that the spuds had eyes. Marshall Duncan - Marguerite Day and I were the only ones who won any honors in the Senior class. I won the championship belt for laziness and Margie inherited the earth. Miss Benedict- Why were the Middle Ages called the period of darkness? Kenney- Because there were so many knights. I I :I 'I 'I 'I :I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I I 4 1 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I 'I :I 'I Shoes That Satisfy WA f -4 AW 0 INN' Y LU IE' IWW WT' 4: is ..L.Lim..h 4 AE'-. : i Q' ' ,f V 12153 s, - f Qxfx -Y 'S X Nazi I W ff, LII If ' Q ilwzux Q .. If N 'asaf N -Qi - ef-I - 3525 2553 J 'I I. IW qv' fi, E.. ..... . .... . 7 w, f ' 5 qm.r.f Q: I, ,Q x, . R. T. GRAFF Delaware, Ohio . '.., T2 IJ I --I r I

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QI sfks3i-ff- AJiS.43QDQQffHfffffjE D. S. DRAKE 81 SON Meats and Poultry PHONE9L For goodness sake Dorothy, Whose socks are you darning'? They belong to Harry Sharp. When I refused him I said I'd be a sister to him, and he took me at my word. - fFair one on board a shipj Captain, don't you think it cruel to box a compass? Captain- Not any more than to paddle a canoe. Everett Cduring Week of inocula- tions for diptheriaj- Ellsworth, have you been intoxicated yet? Wyant- Were you ever pinched for going too fast? Holt- No but I've been slapped? Highest Cash Price for Cream QLOQWELLSCREAMERY COMPANY J. B. ALDRICH, Mgr.

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Ejliliys ff ' A- H- S- gg Q31 Paranlount-Artcraft Pictures Always shown at EXHIBIT THEATRE' Dorothy G.- They say some men are baldheaded because they use their brains too much.. Harley W.-!'Quite so, that's why women have no hair on their lips. Miss SpauldingeJ'Name some- thing of importance existing today that did not exist 100 years ago. EverettA Me. Lloyd C.- I wonder what I shall wear in heaven? Clifford D.- I know what I shall wear if I see you there. Lloyd C.- What? Clifford- A surprised look. Edgar Jolley- Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee the color of my girl's neck. Nabo- What did Doris say when you turned out the lights and kissed her? Wap.-- She said that she felt like -she never wanted to see my face again. Our idea of tough luck it to work for your board and then lose your appetite. Harold S.--A'Say George, what do you want to get married for? George H.- Because I don't want my name to die out. Wanda C.- What bird is known as the bird of peace? Merlin M.- The chicken. Oh, scissors, let's cut up. MILTON BRADLEY CO. Manufacturers of KINDERGARTEN and SCHOOL SUPPLIES Water Colors and Colored Crayons Drawing and Manual Art Supplies Publishers of SPECIAL BOOKS FOR TEACHERS Philadelphia, Pa. Arch and Seventeenth St. ,. ii i ,, . .,.,-. .