Ashley High School - Ace Yearbook (Ashley, IN)

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Ce bate i et dN fate ie Ah Soh Ow Oa een te Oe . I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 20 Wills JOYCE ALBRIGHT, will my yell-leading ability and book of yells to Neil Forrest, who hopes to become one of our varsity cheer- leaders next year. CYNTHIA ALLEN, will all my bandages that I used on my fingers when they got caught in the typewriter to Miss Gfeller. PAUL ANKNEY, will my perfect driving to Keith Smith. CAROL BAIRD, will my pair of track shoes to Marianne Hamman so she can run instead of walk through the assembly. JERRY BRAND, will a new geometry book on how to prove theorems backwards to Fred Frederick so all my little brothers won't have the trouble I have had. DEANA BUCHS, will a paddle to Fred Frederick so he can keep order in the lunch room. BARBARA CHAVEZ, will my sister, Pat, to the DeKalb County Jail because she has been stealing my clothes for years. CHARLES DENMAN, will my many romances to Jim Kraus. MARTHA DILLEY, will my old knitting needles to Claude Kessler so he can knit himself a nightcap to wear when sleeping in the assembly. FRED DODGE, will my expert marksmanship to Fred Stout and my long string of dead cats to Mrs. Everitt. SHARON FORREST, will my bottle of red dye to Michele Arnold so the color of her hair will always look natural. BILL GAETZ, will my manliness to Bob Taylor. NANCY GRATE, will my bandage for sprained ankles to Dollie Arney to use in case she falls off the stage again. LINA HAMMAN, will my leotards to Mr. Frederick because he likes them so well and they will keep him warm during cold days. MIKE HEALEY, will my job at Stuck's Station to Fred Stout so he can have more accessories on his car. NORMA JOHNSON, will to Mr. Arney a fan so he can use it next year in chemistry class whentheyperform experiments. LINDA LEAS, will my ability to stay out of arguments to poor Linda Phillips who is the president of the Junior Class. JUDY LEPLEY, will my shy and quiet ways to Marianne Hamman. LYNETTE MAIS, will a clock to Keith Smith so he can be at the proper place at the proper time. ARTHUR McCLISH, will to Jackie Housman my share of the lunch room sandwiches so she can carry more weight around school. DALE MERTZ, will my B. P. A. insurance policy to Jerry Perkins. DARREL MYERS, WIL all of my used reducing methods to Jon Phelps. LEONARD MYERS, will my ability to get along with all the Senior boys to Sue Menzel, who has a hard time in doing so. GENE NOLL, will my pole vaulting pole to Paul Potts who will be pole vaulting in the Olympics in the future. DIXIE PHILLIPS, will my old braces to next year's Junior Class so they will have something with which to start their scrap and metal drive. EUGENE POTTS, will my Reckless Driver's Permit to Miss Gfeller. DALE RINEHOLD, after attending the Auburn Fair and having seen a certain Miss with a rip-a-a-a-a, I will a threaded needle to Sally Menzel. MARTHA SCHIFFLI, will my ability to walk swinglessly to Iris Mock, who has trouble in doing so. CHARLES SCHUMAN, will my ability to obey all speed limit signs to Fred Stout. RUTH SMITH, will my naturally curly hair to Wayne Pankop so that he won't have to put his up every night. (What there is of se, idekete alis}.,), ELAINE SPRANKLE, will my shy and quiet ways to Bill Mergy. BOB STRITE, will the shirt off my back to Harold Arney because he was so nice to lend me his when we had our Senior pictures taken. BARBARA SWEET, will the rest of my bottle of nerve pills to Mrs. Everitt because she always gets so shook up at basketball games. ROSALIE TREESH, will a certain picture of a certain boy to my sister, Judy. LARRY ULRICH, will to Paul Everitt the bottle of lemon drops he accuses me of stealing. JAMES WEILBAKER, will my ability to stick pitch forks through shoes and miss the toes to Karen Wilhelm. PATTI YOUNG, will a king-size pencil to Dollie Arney so that she won't lose it as she usually does. JULIA ZONKER, will my color chart to Pat McNeely so her pastel colors won't clash. AUTOGRAPHS

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ASP LAME ROT MAE STEN S TERS PAOLA. DEOL Senior Class Prophecy JOYCE ALBRIGHT is employed by the Ayds Company. She poses for Before arid After pictures. PAUL ANKNEY has just broken the sound barrier--in his old green Chevy truck, that is. He figures with slight modifications such as wings and a tail; he'll be able to orbit soon. CYNTHIA ALLEN was last seen sitting in the schoolyard in her cap and gown. She didn't receive her diploma because she was expelled from commencement exercises for doing the Dirty Boogie down the aisle. : o CAROL BAIRD is unemployed. Her accordion business folded up. JERRY BRAND, Indiana Representative, has set the House on fire with his heated debates. Representative Brand is trying to do away with farm expenses. DEANA BUCHS is on a world Se ie he tour. -Her topic is Ten Good Reasons for Not Wearing Bermuda Shorts with Holes in Them, BARBARA CHAVEZ is giving parking ékets at Lovers' Lane. CHARLES DENMAN, who won second place in the Best Dressed Man of the Year contest last year, thinks he will, win first this year because he is planning to curl his sideburns. MARTHA DILLEY is in Timbuctu teaching the natives how to teach their chimpanzees how to spin the Hoola eile 3 FRED DODGE has just resigned as national president of the B. P. A. (Bachelors' Protective Association.) He just got hooked, SHARON FORREST now owns and operates a beauty shop on Sputnik II. She curls the dog's hair. BILL GAETZ is a pillow tester. His maid brings him drinks every now and then so that he will sleep tight. uy NANCY GRATE is chief cook and bottle washer at Belly Acres. .LINA MAE HAMMAN spends all of her time sitting on the hillsides of Gitchiegeomi sketching her nags and picking | daisies. ‘ MIKE HEALEY, after completing a barber course, is now in the undertaking business. — NORMA JOHNSON has just become the world's fastest bed pan emptier (5631 in 12 hours and 34 minutes.) Whew!!! LINDA LEAS is now employed as a bubble dancer in a famous New York night club, Arthur Murray, her predecessor, was fired for breaking too many bubbles, | JUDY LEPLEY opened a Coney Island stand on the moon, but closed it because none of the moonsters were hep on pickles. ARTHUR McCLISH, who has taken-+the nickname, Rudolph Valentino, was given the Nobel Peace Prize for his expert ability to handle his wife. LYNETTE MAIS is now working for the Ashley Department of Sanitation. She was just promoted to a higher job, one above the ground. She now hauls garbage. ‘ DALE MERTZ has been the most unsuccessful member of our class. He is a joke tester for Ed Sullivan. DARREL MYERS is the present champion flag pole sitter. LEONARD MYERS has laryngitis from filibustering four straight days on the subject, “Why We Should Not Monopolize Conver- sation. ial GENE NOLL is ‘now making records. His latest, “Racing at the Dragstrip, was a smash. DIXIE PHILLIPS, after five years in this contest, has finally been crowned Queen Knocked Knees of 1969. She was awarded a pair of gold-sequinned Bermuda shorts to show off her prize possessions. EUGENE POTTS is a great research scientist at Purdue., He is working on a way to eon little brothers out of the livine room during a date. hes DALE RINEHOLD is the president of the ©. H. A. (Coon Hunters' Association.) His hobby is making Davy Crockett hats. .MARTHA SCHIfFLI was recently arrested .or Typing 150 words a minute in a 90 word zone. She is now cooling offin music school — (Sing Sing.) ia veh CHARLES SCHUMAN is manager of a dog pound. Recently one of the greyhounds got loose, caught a foreign-made sports car, and buried ‘it in the back yard. is RUTH SMITH models grass, skirts on Hula Hula Beach. ELAINE SPRANKLE has just retired as a used furniture auctioneer. She is planning to take up hog calling as a future occupation. , BOB STRITE, the new sheriff of Ashley, has declared war on the speedsters! Sheriff Strite says, WhenI was a boy, this sort of thing was unheard of!!! — ° BARBARA SWEET models non-slip girdles. : ROSALIE TREESH has been drifting in the Mediterranean Sea in an inner tube yelling, Why, oh why, did they dredge our back yard? LARRY ULRICH is a sports announcer on radio station W-IND. His favorite basketball team is the Red Headey PATTI YOUNG is executive secretary to JAMES BERESFORD WEILBAKER, who is now principal of Ashley High School. We under- stand that Jim also teaches Health. JULIA ZONKER just won an Oscar for her performance in I Was a Teen-Age Grandmother. ‘

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