Ashland High School - Rogue Yearbook (Ashland, OR)

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CLASS PROPI-IECY' OF '20. The other afternoon I was going down the main street of our city and a queer looking individual stopped me, saying that he understood that I was a memlier of the class of '20 and that he would like to have a few words with me. I was in no particular rush, so I consent-ed to listen to what he had to say, even though I did not lielieve he had anything of interest to tell me. He led n1e to his dwelling place and soon I found that he was a seer, and he made it known to me that many of the class seemed to be in- terested in the future and that he would tell me the future of each member of the class. I told the old man that I would be very glad to hear what he had to say, and sat down. He hesitated for so long that I thought he had forgotten that I was there. He said that I must be very quiet and sat looking into space as though he had spied some- thing most inspiring. Then he began: HI see Miss Adamson as a leader in the anti-cigarette society and she is now touring the country giving lectures on this evil habit and its effects on the youth of our country. i--He sat for awhile as though think- ing and then said: Twenty years hence you will see Lena Prof vost in the city of Rome, studying art. Although Miss Provost is very famous for her paintings, she has great ambitions to make Schuer- is doing her reputation more widely known. I also see Billing man as a missionary in the island of Borneo, where he wonderful work converting the inhabitants of this island. Eu- gene Bryant seems to be next, and I see l1i1n at Harvard, I be- lieve it is, coaching their foot-ball team. He stopped in his wanderings for awhile and then began: 'tNow I see a court-room arranged for trial. Judge Brady is try- ing the case of Miss Obera Morris for holding 'WVomen's Rights lectures on the plaza without authority. Miss Morris is represented by Miss Esther Kleinhammer who has studied law and has become famous. The defendant has been placed under arrest by McMillan who is on the police force of this city. He continued with his prophecy: HI now see Merle IValters as ed- itor of the Ashland Monthly Tidings with Marie Porter as his assistant and Ira Neville as chief reporter. Also I see Domina Provost who is dressed in white cap and apron and--I believe-- yes, he's frying hamburgers and hot dogs at To1ny's old stand. he seems to have worked up a great trade and still is patronizerfl by some of Tony's old customers, Clyde Young and Earl Beck who, when not eating hamburgers, are respectively sexton of the cemetery and draft clerk at the Citizen's Bank, being mostly oc- cupied in opening and closing the windows. I see a street with many beautiful homes on it, two of the 1nost beautiful are owned by two women who were girls of the 31

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I, Ruth Morris, do leave 1ny seat in the jitney from Talent to anyone who desires to seek knowledge at A. H. S. I, Ruth Martin, do leave my place morning, noon and night, before the mirror, to Dorothy Tinker. I, Irving Porter, do leave my knowledge of How to Ditch School to Beans Buchanan. l, Maxine Pracht, do bequeath 1ny dimples to Margaret Camp- bell. I, Arthur Peters, do leave my curling iron to Marshall Barber. li, Marie Porter, do hereby bequeath my jar of freckle cream to 4'Brick IVest. I, Ilena Provost, do leave my basket-lvall ability to Dorothy Tinker. I, Domina Provost-, do hereby leave my side-burns to HShang II'inters. I, Theta Slingerland, do bequeath my ability to run into every member of the faculty when ditching school to Ethel Swisher. I, Billing Schuerman, do hereby bequeath my mustache to Geo. High. I, Farman Swiggart, do bequeath my superfluous knowledge to Vernon Carson, hoping that he will someday become a grand Senior, like me. - I, Bertha Thimmes, knowing that poor grades must have at- tention, will mine to Dorothy Frulan. I, Burton VVinne, do hereby bequeath my place at Hgirls' hi-jinX, left me by the late IYilliam Allen, to Ross Small. I, Edna VVells, do leave my slim and slender figure to H.Iin1 Gillette. I, Merle XYalters, bequeath 111y deepest sympathy to him who has the sad fate of editing an annual. I, Violet VVood, do leave my debating abilities to Lloyd Crow-- son. I, Bessie Vilalker, do leave my never ending attention to my lessons to Harriet Ruger. I, Clyde Young, do bequeath my love of jazz-music and dancing to Otis Johnson. I, Maud York, do leave my youthfulness to .Iewel Morris. 30

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SENIOR CLASS WILL. Ile, the Senior class of Ashland High School, do make, pub- lish, and declare this to be our last VVill and Testament. since we are about to depart from this mental strain of life. Vlfe, being sound in mind and body, and not acting' under menace, fraud, or influence of any person, do issnc and swear to the following: First: To the oncoming Seniors we will and bequeath the two honorary rows of seats in the assembly, previously occupied by ourselves while we were accumulating our vast amount ol' knowledge. Second: Vile bestow on the oncoming Juniors, who have at- tempted to mimic our exploits during our stay on this earth, our stupendous intellect, knowing lhe said Junior class to be in dirc need of such if they ever expect to achieve the pinnacle ot' suc- cess upon which we now stand. Third: To the Sophomore class we leave our best wishes and hopes that they soon acquire the knowledge to meet the es- teem of others as they esteem themselves. Fourth: To the Freshmen we leave the knowledge which is enclosed within the doors of A. ll. S. and our hopes that some day they will aspire to the dizzy heights of Seniorhood and glory thereof. As individuals we leave: all thc I, Helen Adamson, do will my specs to Lawrence Porter in hopes they become him as Well as they did me. I, Eleanor Allen, do leave my primness to Grace Leslie. I, Carrie May Briggs, do bequeath my abundance of bright hair to some poor benighted Freshie, hoping to light his way to IIIHHY SUCCQSSGS. I, Elmer Beigel, do leave my heart-crushing ability to t'Moses Severance. I, Jack Brady, do leave my abundant store of smartness to the Freshmen class, being sure there is enough for all. I, Earl Beck, do hereby bequeath my reputation as a student to Clark Payne in hopes it will help him in his fut-ure life. I, Louis Beeson, do leave my bounteous supply of mathemat- ics to Florence Van Dyke. I, Donna Bachtell, do bequeath my place in the Girls' Glee Club to Bessie McMillan. I, Eugene Bryant, do leave my derby to the Honorable M r. Crowson, our esteemed janitor. I, Roy Clary, do leave all the chewing gum under my desk to the unlucky one who next occupies it. I, Mary Campbell, do leave my place in English VIII to Hazel Green. 28