Ashland High School - Rogue Yearbook (Ashland, OR)

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I have had no experlenee in this art, I needs only reffer you to Sfupt. Briscoe or Mr. Forsythe, witch persons has been at the heads of varyus high sehools over the country long enough to assure of their grate knoledge of suhjeets of these species. Lastly and finely, I wishes to express rny veaus in regards to those few that prefers working for a lively hood. To persons of these elasses l would suggest many opportunitys for hard work for the right sort of felloes, narnely, to wit: Eleetrieity, house- wifing, shiphuilding, laten and eow sapping. There is also sonre Hopenings' in arkatexture hut 1nost of thenr prove to lze in the rong places the same as windows in Alaska. lYishing you nrany happy returns for the ahove eouneel, l am as always, ready to saerifiee my valuahle sueeor for the welfare of luunanety in all its forrns. --A. H. s.-i THE E ECUTIVE COMMITTEE l Y , 31 pw ,, v H - -wr w l-mmyw:--- .. , lu. ,l,,,,,l,l,.lM l 1. rw Ml W- . ,wl,l,:m lu.. Fr ,.,,, ., , 11

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EDITORIAL EFFUSION. Most of us are sooner or latter confrunted with the serious question of Hhow can I win a happy home for self and pos- terity. if any. Therefore, seeing as how this is my last year of decorating the frunt steps of the Ashland High School Institu- tion, I deems it is 1ny duty to impart some advise to the oncoming classes in regards to their future struggles with worldly monsters. Knowing as I. do the countless pitfalls in witch a hlind-folded st-udent might walk over and well realizing the oft repeated state- ment that the hirdens of the grate tomorrow will ultimately fall upon the shoulders of the frivilous minds of the present high school generation I considers that anything of value witch I am capahle to give them will not only he appreshated but likewise will be henee fishial, to-wit: If the student is unahel to marry into a wealthy and prosper' ous famly and therefore desires to meddle with law I should pre- scrihe that he should get some excelant practice in attempting to pursuade Miss Manny to let him or her as the case lnayhe, to get out of the geomentry axam when the said student happensto have a series of grades witch resembles the sinking of the hattleship of Maine. lI4Il11'tIlQ1'11101'C, if there is any of 1ny fortunate readers witch have heretofore purfornied a victory over this eluzive i11- structor I would not only advise their trying for adniisshun to the har hut would he the lst nian to dig down in my jeans for finanshel ade after they are admitted. Secondly, if the student wishes to dabhle in politicks, I would suggest that he or she would watch closely the oncoming presi dential campane and he governed accordingly. I would further :Udvise a cemester or more of Ifnited States History under our esteamed Miss Norton, witch has not only tought me a grate many things regarding politicks hut witch is also very heautifull. Thirdly, I want to say a few words to the sedimental student witch is contemplating to be poets etc. like the Great Stone Face or something equaly immune to worldly strives. The enitial re- quirement for a poetic career is a pull from someone higher up so therefore if you haven 't got no loose teeth and nothing else in your head is loose, I would chearfully intercept you to some other form of life recreation. Fourthly, if you are planing to he a hanker or a deeler in stock of either variety or a highwayman or any other thing witch han- dles large quantities of E 'Pluribus Ifnams I would unhesitatingly recommend that you do what all you can to elect yourself to Ath- letick Manager as the writer is well acquainted with the count- less temptations witch accompany this posishion. Fifthly, it has come unto my personel attenshun that some of you students are aspiring to the industry of sheap herding. As 10

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