Ashland High School - Guide Yearbook (Ashland, OH)

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Prophecy - SETTING: Ashland: Corner oT Main and CenTer STreeTs. TIME: 1978 SCENE: A sTreeT cleaner sweeping sTreeT while millionaire waiTs To cross aT sTop lighT. CHARACTERS: A millionaire-Dave HamilTon DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE: FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: A sTreeT cleaner-Fred Snow Pardon me, sir, buT haven'T I seen you somewhere beTore? Your Tace looks Tamiliar. NoT ThaT I know oT, misTer. l'm sure I have, buT I may be misTaken. lWalks on, comes back.I I'm sure now ThaT I have. Didn'T you go To Ash- land High School? Why, yes, I did. I graduaTed in The Class oT '53. Boy, whaT a rip-snorTin' class we hadl Fredl Fred Snow-my old buddy. lT's Dave. Dave HamilTon, you know, HEAD. You sure are looking prosperous. You don'T look so load yourselT. AT leasT. I see you are your own boss. Yeah, iT's preTTy nice, all The cigareTTe buTTs you can geT your hands cn, now and Then a Tew coins and your own hours. BuT say, how did you ever geT a Tancy suiT like ThaT? Well, To make a shorT sTory shorTer lOpens coaT and re- veals sign saying EaT aT Peppy's , you see, l've been around The world. I was in The French Foreign Legion, I worked in Bombay as a rickshaw driver, iusT odd iobs all over. I goT here iusT This week and The employmenT oTTice oTTered me This iob. Man, you have been around, haven'T you? Yeah. All around? Yeah, all around. Remember Meininger? I saw him The oTher day. Good old Marv. How's he doing? NoT bad. He said ThaT he and John Spreng and Jim Campbell are wallpaper designers in Greenwich Village. Can you imagine ThaT? lChuckle.l By The way, Marv Told me They were designing wallpaper Tor Shirley Hess. Who's she and whaT's so Tunny abouT iT? Oh, she's The proprieTor Tor Madam Figure's Girdle Shop. Well, I can Tell you of Two members of our class who made good in a really big way-Jim SchueTTe and Ray McKean. They Tinally boughT The H42 Club. Yeah, They should. They've been paying Tor The place ever since They were Treshrnen. BUT, They almosT losT iT. How's ThaT? They beT iT on Debby Fridline riding her horse, Roxy, in The SanTa AniTa Handicap. I Think I read abouT ThaT in The Paradise Hill QuarTerly. Say, is Kay Reynolds sTill The ediTor oT ThaT paper? Yeah, she losT her iolo when The T. G. wenT bankrupT. Say, speaking oT old classmaTes, you'll never guess whom I saw The oTher IT wouldn'T be Shakespearean nighT aT Rainbow Arena. Jim Weiss and Joe Mason in one oT Their producTions? No, noT They, alThough I hear They have been quiTe popular laTely. No, iT's more in The line oT sporTs. I saw Class of 1953 261 DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE: FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE FRED: DAVE Bomba Cowan win The Ladies' WresTling Championship OT The world. Well, she cerTainly made a name Tor herselT. WhaT's her sisTer doing now? You mean Virginia? She's her manager. She always did like To handle money. IT seems quiTe a Tew oT our classmaTes made good in The TheaTer. Rose SmiTh is sTarring in musical comedy now. LasT Time I heard, she had The lead in GenTIemen Prefer Blondes. Well, whaT do you know abouT ThaT? And guess who I saw on T. V. yesTerday? Who? Cupid Edwards. She is Taking Hedda Hoppers place in Hollywood. I always knew ThaT giTT oT gab would Take her some place. Well, ThaT makes Two of our classmaTes who are on Tele- vision now. Dave Emery has a parT on The Perry Como show. Some iobl WhaT is he, an announcer? Well, I suppose you could call him ThaT. He doesn'T have much To say, Tor he's The guy who sTands There and puTTs on a cigareTTe and says They're much milder. Say, if you geT Time, go up To SamariTan Avenue and waTch Larry Jones. He is puTTing up a chicken coop. NoT To live in, I hope. No, Joyce wouldn'T like ThaT. Larry's working Tor The Loudonville PreTab Chicken Coop CorporaTion. Remember all The guys ThaT were ioining The Reserves? Well, They've made quiTe a career ouT oT iT. Jim Welsh, I know, is Vice Admiral oT The Japanese Navy and Warren STiTzel, Dave Houser and Phil Ohl are making week-end Trips To The moon. Seems as if There are some raTher sTrange women up There. ThaT reminds me, I saw Jim Roland on leave The oTher week. Wowl He's a corporal in The Marines. He's goT a real iob-Taking care oT The coal pile aT PorT Colum- bus. And have you heard abouT The new rage in Paris? Homer Brown, Spikes Sponsler, and George Thompson have opened up an English Grammar School. All The caTe socieTy people are Tlocking To iT To learn English as she is spoke. QuiTe a Tew oT our Triends goT inTo poliTics. STan Un- capher was iusT appoinTed SecreTary oT AgriculTure by The new PresidenT. Say, whaT did you Think oT a woman winning The elecTion? Well, Sonya Chambers was a good STudenT SenaTe Presi- denT. She oughT To do as well as Truman, Eisenhower. and Jim Roseboro did. Yes, I Think as a whole our classmaTes have really made progress. BuT I should be geTTing back To Peppy's. I don'T wanT To be laTe on my TirsT day oT work. Besides. llve goT To sTop in aT CurT Thompson's Lonely HearTs Club and see if I've goTTen any mail. Well, l'll see you around, Dave. I'm sTaying aT The Y now. Come on up some day and we will Talk over old Times. O. K., Fred, see you around The sTreeTs.

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The Last WIII and Testament ofthe Class of Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-Three We, The members oT The Class oT NineTeen Hundred and FiTTye Three, oT Ashland High School, CiTy oT Ashland, 5TaTe OT Ohio, being oT The age oT Twelve years and assuming The qualiTies oT more or less sound minds, spiriTs, and memories, and possessing a Tew brains, do proclaim and announce This documenT To be our lasT will and TesTamenT. As we go TorTh Trom These hallowed halls, we deparT in body buT noT in spiriT. We hope ThaT The memory oT our class, be iT glad or sad, may always remain as a TragmenT oT our alma maTer so long as a TragmenT oT iT doTh sTand. Wifh This in mind we do courageously, knowingly, and wiTh conscious ToresighT make The Tollowing beguesT: ARTICLE I. To The TaculTy members: ITem I. We leave To The coaches, Mr. Taylor and Mr. WolTe, The undeTeaTed TooTball record, buT Take The sTar players wiTh us as TuTure TalenT Tor The Rose Bowl games. ITem 2. We leave Mrs. Reaser and Miss BachTel a large economy size oT Air Wick To eliminaTe The burning odors made by The nexT Senior Home Economics boys. ITem 3. We leave Mr. Dallas an auTomaTic TickeT selling machine which broadcasTs new iokes wiTh each TickeT sold. ITem 4. We leave Doc PeTe some cloubT'Tul buT hopeTul replacemenTs Tcr senior losses in his music organizaTions. ITem 5. We leave Miss FousT Three problems classes buT each an easier problem Than we Turned ouT To be. ITem 6. We leave Miss Campbell a Tresh crop oT reTerence papers and a Tiling cabineT large enough To keep her papers sTraighT. ARTICLE II. To individual sTudenTs: ITem I. For breaking The senior council room mirror, we bequeaTh Dave Emeryls seven years oT bad luck To The ciTy dump, so ThaT he will noT be TormenTed Through- ouT his nexT Tour years oT college and TirsT Three years oT married liTe. ITem 2. We leave Larry Hiner's dance band To a liTTle eager beaver by The name of Bud Kopp, hoping ThaT he can rise To Larry's heighT. ITem 3. We bequeaTh Jim Roseboro's TooTball TalenT To Dave Grindle in hopes ThaT he may presenT Ashland High School wiTh anoTher All-Ohio honor. ITem 4. We begueaTh a royal spray of red roses To any junior girl who can Till The rank oT Homecoming Queen as graceTully and as nobly as her Highness Margery Donelson. ITem 5. We begueaTh Dick Kreis's Two TronT TeeTh as museum pieces Tor TuTure sTudy in The biology deparTmenT. 28 ITem 6. We bequeaTh Joel Rader's baTon Throwing abiliTy To anyone who is brave enough To aTTempT his deafh deTying Throw. ARTICLE III. To The organizaTions oT A. H. S.: ITem I. We bequeaTh Miss STanley To The T954 Guide STaTT, as adviser, This being a bequesT oT highesT value and real worTh. ITem 2. To nexT year's All-STar girls' baskeTball Teams, we leave our leTT-over dried up lemons, TwenTy-Tive laps a day around The boys' gym, and a hope and prayer To The Army Team Tor a winning sTreak. ITem 3. To nexT year's Senior Hi-Y and Koda Klub, we leave Tom CorbeTT's Space CadeTs Trom PlaneT X in hopes ThaT They may sponsor anoTher successTul Tormal d5I'ICe. ITem 4. To The STudenT SenaTe we leave The drudgery oT cleaning up aTTer dances and selling popcorn aT home TcoTball and baskeTball games. ITem 5. To nexT year's Senior Council we leave our newly decoraTed, newly Turnished, and newly equipped room, knowing ThaT IT will be used Tor purely cultural pursuiTsl I I ARTICLE IV. To The underclasses: ITem I. To The eager Freshmen class we leave The moTTo Have no worries, you'II survive. ITem 2. To The hopeTul Sophomore class we leave Two more years oT ioys and sorrows unTil you, Too, may process To Pornp and CircumsTance. ITem 3. To The expecTanT Junior class we leave all our pasT privileges: cheering aT games, belonging To clubs, aTTending school dances, and our well worn TexT books, hoping ThaT These memories will remain wiTh you as They will wiTh us. ITem 4. To all The repressed underclassmen we leave a Torch in hopes Thaf iT may lighT your way inTo The membership oT The NaTional Honor SocieTy. ARTICLE V. LasT, and mosT imporTanT, we remove our Tlag Trom iTs honored posiTion and place iT wiTh The Tlags oT pasT classes, and The place Thus vacaTed, we bequeaTh To The colors oT The Class oT l954. Thus is a new senior class born while we, The Class oT I953, ioin The ever growing ranks oT Ashland High School alumni. Now as we pass Through These halls Tor The lasT Time as Tellow sTudenTs, we remember The Tinal wonderTul years oT our ioys and sorrows. IT is wiTh sad buT l'1opeTul hearTs ThaT we march inTo The TuTure wiTh Courage, Knowledge and ForesighT-The Triangle oT success. -Shirley Hess -Sharon Kerr