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THE GUIDE ASHLAND HIGH HISTORY OF THE JUNIOR CLASS The class of l35--some of us have fallen short of our goal, some have just reached it, and some, in their natural exuberance, have reached far beyond it--to everbody's surprise, and doubtless their own. When the long-awaited time came for us to migrate to the Cat that timej mysterious realm of the high school, we put away our lollipops with a parting affectionate lick, and packed up our bean-shooters and bubble gum for the transfer. In Jr. High we acclimatized our very sensitive selves to the surprisingly civilized atmosphere of the educational center-a drastic change from the jungle outposts of the district schools. We were quick to learn. Given sufficient hints, we could recognize the sign to close our gaping mouths without being distinctly told. That is-some of usg others contracted serious chronic disorders from the prolonged exposure of tender esophagi Cgullets to youl. During the Freshman initiations, some of the so-called stronger sex lost--not their shirts, as the saying goes-but other articles of masculine attire commonly referred to as pants. ln this year the embryonic pioneers in our midst blossomed forth and, daring the ridicule of the mob, blazed the trail to bigger and better dating systems. We proceeded to talk our way through the much-famed, much befuddled, and much razz- berried Sophomore year. Some of the bolder ones among us tried to dive deep into the depths of geometry, only to emerge choking and spewing out troublesome triangles. But we survived, and passed, in the customary manner of our noble predecessors, into the Junior Class. By that time, most of us were able to put on a fairly convincing act of bored sophistication. Some were pursuing dangerous careers in the chemistry lab. Hark! Even now one can hear agonized wails as a clumsy female spills corrosive acid on her imported Mongolian burlap skirt. The desks will probably bear new scars and the professors nerves will be deco- ratively frazzled by his class of independent and experimental chemists in the raw. The ones who felt that they could not stand or understand Cicero have taken the supposedly more pleasant alternative of French and have developed into abominable French spouters. Oh, but the pitfalls that befell the unwary ones and lured them from the straight and very narrow path to higher education. Some of our ranks fell by the way and had to push others over during the disastrously fatal Unasty-manning epidemic and are hopelessly degenerated. CPlease contribute for their upkeep. See Mr. Pross, chairman of the Anti-Penner com- mittee. D Others, equally unfortunate, have responded to the Siren call Come up some time, and have been seen no more by man nor beast. But, generally speaking, we have thus far survived, and are in our respective whole pieces. We are looking forward with our own peculiar brand of disquieting anticipation to our Senior year. So, with a cheerio, adios, adieu, auf wiedersehn and a toodleoo, we bid you farewell till next year. Rita Damm 28
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