Arthur Township High School - Arthurite Yearbook (Arthur, IL)

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'pp0PHECY Q - February 30, 1971 Dogpatch, U. S. A. Dear Jewel Blower: I was just reflecting the good old days at Arthur High and happened to think that you may have lost track of some of our class since you became a fur tr ap pe r in Alaska. I decided immediately to write you and tell you what I know of them. You may see Richard Von Lanken on his way through Alaska soon. He is going to the North Pole as chief photographer with Rear Admiral Donald Key who is going to explore the Arctic with a radioactive kaleidoscope. Francis Blaudow has recently returned from Florida where he went to acquire a dark sun tan at Joan Kippo's winter resort in Miami. His sun tan will enable him to play basketball with the Harlem Globetrotters of New York, the number one professional Negro basketball team. Charlotte Phillips and Floella Phipps have become the head of the English department and the head of the Home Economics department respectively at the University of Illinois. This was probably brought about by their affiliations with the president of U. of I., Jack Mattox. Delores Fifer, head of Fif er Restaurants Inc. and Pud Honn, president of the Honn Bakery Corporation, have decided to combine, forming the Fifer-Honn Trust. They are trying to evade the anti-trust laws by employing the services of the Price, Kroll, and Hattabaugh Firm. This firm is comprised of the three fastest talking lawyers in the world, Jean Price, Marjorie Kroll, and Betty Hattabaugh. Ralph Cundiff,who made his fortune blowing up toy balloons at the Arthur Fair, has retired and now does nothing but ride his motorcycle around in his coimtry estate. Johnny Dukeman, always sports minded, has become manager of the Sports Department of Sears Roebuck Company. Myron Riggs, noted contracter, is in the process of building an imderground dairy barn for John Blucker. General Barbara Russell of the New Army advised this in the event of an atomic war so John's prize chocolate milk-giving cows wouldn't be injured. The nation was shocked with the news that color television star David Conlin, was striken with apoplexy. Mr. Conlin, known by millions as Dave, was famed as successor to Will Rogers because of his vaudeville acts. He was warned against going too fast by his doctor, the brilliant psychopathologist, Mildred Rich. Everyone seems to be doing quite well except poor Doris Russell, president of the Bell Telephone Company, who is having trouble with strikes of the Operators' Union. She is now dealing directly with President of the United States, Delores Watson. These strikes are almost as detrimental to the coimtry as the miners' walkout last year. That was called by Phyllis Molzen, head of the United Uranium Miners. Sportcaster Buddy Dukeman is taking a vacation at the gigantic Fults Dude Ranch, owned by Ronnie Fults, retired football player. Janice Phillips has become the head bookkeeper for Roger Greene, who made a fortune from his single track locomotives. By the way, I have become a fugitive from Justice. Private Detective Hugh Stone has been on my trail ever since I pulled that prophecy job on the CLASS OF '51 An Old Classmate, Jim Clark

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,Q I, I msilgqfm 5 THE D . A. R. GOOD CITIZENSHIP AWARD CHARLOTTE PHILLIPS was c h o s e n by the s e n io r s and faculty as the school's good citizen on the basis of the following qualities: Dependability - Truthfulness - Honesty - Punctuality - Service - Cooperation - Helpfulness - Respon- sibility - Leadership - Personality - Self Control - Initiative - Patriotism - Unselfish Loyalty to American Ideals. 1 SENIORI RICHARD VON LANKEN Most Outstanding Boy fe QHMRS: Q 6 , ,QV V I FLOELLA PHIPPS Most Outstanding Girl I