Arsenal Technical High School - Arsenal Cannon Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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30 THE ARSENAL CANNON Brupberp June 7th, 19-14. Final arrangements for broadcasting by radio, information concern- ing the various careers of the illustrious mem- bers of the June, 1922 class of Arsenal Tech- nical high school, have been conpleted. The news will be broadcasted from Station ATS at nine o'clock tonight. It was the reading of this item that electri- fied the group of silent soldiers seated around the camp-fire at Camp Tech. In an instant someone was adjusting the 'phones of his head set, was starting the tuning process in the re- ceiving circuit, was varying the vario-coupler to increase or decrease the inductance, was throwing in the antenna condenser to obtain correct wave length, was increasing or de-- creasing plate voltage in the detector tube to varying plate voltage rheostat, was changing transformer on first amplifying circuit to in- crease sound in audio-frequency circuit, was cutting out second audio-amplifying section as signals were strong, ATS using large power out-put, was changing filament current on all tubes by varying battery resistance, was in- creasing the impedance in ration to vacuum tubes, was adjusting the set to his liking, was getting the first news. Robert Nipper, most exalted president of June '22, is chief saxaphonist of the New York Symphony Orchestra. Qur vice-president, Dorothy Griggs, has become a second George Eliot, having devel- oped a literary talent late in life. Her recent publication, Calib Baileyf' is a character portrayal of the noted scientist whose name entitles the novel. Catherine lNTcCarthy, her efficient secretary, aided in the necessary re- search work. Harry Hungate, prompted by his tremen- dous success as king in the senior play, has made himself king of 'fAny South Sea Islef' Glen Gray, who barely escaped the voracious mouths of the cannibals by his fleetness of foot, recently brought the message that his be- loved cousin, Bob Gray, had been devoured. Joe Geiger, the noted social reformer, has been sent to reprove King Harry and to civil- lize the natives. Sherwood Blue is owner of the Star, the only weekly paper in Hitchi Kee, Kansas. Leonard Pearson is editor-in-chief. Features of this paper are the disclosures made by Hilda Smith on The Development of Dramatic Art and the fiery articles on uThe Open Shopi' by Louis Fults. Elsa Rottler writes articles on etiquette for the farmers. lXfladame Esther Dux has established an ex- clusive shop on Fifth Avenue, New York. Assisting her as fashion models are hffartha Flowers, Tirzah Johnston, and Dorothy Grimes. Frank Atkins, owing to his pleasing per- sonality and attractive appearance as well as his experience as chairman of the pin and ring committee, makes an excellent salesman for Tiffany and Company. The Broadway Theatrical station tells us that Hazel Farris is making a circuit of Keith's Theatres with her famous poem I Gotta Rock , that Leonard Swartz and Frances Thrun have danced their way to world fame, Leonard as a classic dancer, and Frances as a ballet dancer, that George Curran, the great female impersonator, has attained fame equal to that of Julian Eltinge, and is now playing the part of little Eva in the revised version of f'Lfncle Tom's Cabin , that Jess Adkins, who plays the part of Uncle Tom, dyed his curls for the occasion, that Doyle Jessup and lXlelville Lyman are making a great hit in lhlutt and Jeff, that Tommy Greenburg now holds the same place in the hearts of the fair sex that Rudolph Valentino held in the days of old-way back in '22, that Charles Goble, due to his natural talents, has become chief clown in Ringling Brother's Circus, that our charming, dark-eyed Charles Robertson is one of the social lights of Greenwich Village, that James Hatton, after many years of toil, has his name blazing on Broadway, that Loretta Gtto, Helen Lauter and Alice Eberhardt assist him in the chorus, that Noble Adams is starring as lVallace Reid's double in 'fThe Voice in the Fog. Harriet Eakins is president of the Psychical Research Society. Among those deeply inter- ested in her theory are La Donna Lamb, and Rebecca Pitts, professors of psychology at Vassar and Vlfellesley, respectively. After constant association with lNIiss Thuemler, hffarcella Smith has chosen as her career the position of Dean of VVomen at Culver. Laura Fessler is a dashing young widow at Palm Beach. Among those who golf and tea with her each day are the millionaires, Carlos Davis and Richard lylay. Louis Steinmetz has established a record

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THE ARSENAL CANNON 29 an innocent little boy that we feel he needs more education in that line. Niles Hiatt wills his superfluous avoirdupois to Mae Turner. Sara Frances Downs, our popular social lead- er, bequeaths her auburn hair and worn-out pink sunbonnet to lylarion Baden. Joe York requests that his bashfulness with the opposite sex be given to Frances Spahr. Frances frankly admits that she likes the boys. To Harriet Stout, Dorothy Griggs leaves her dignity. Velma Slack and Catherine lXlcCoy will their ability of getting dates with pretty boys to An- nette Van Sickle, and Emma hlueller whose sole ambition in life is to have one date at least. Robert Nipper, the boy wonder of Tech, be- queaths his career as a dumb-bell to Parks Gilmore. Harold Van Bussum's easy going and lan- guid manner is willed to James Day, for we have heard that at times James is quite rash and impetuous. Hubert Garrison requests that the close shave by which he gets through Tech be given to Ted Nichols. He says Ted's mustache seems to de- mand something of the sort. To Rolla Willy is left the valuable pitching arm of Carlyle Ewing. To Helena Sieloff, the laughing wonder , is given the frivolous yet impressive, smile of Richard VVilkins. The naturally rosy cheeks and complexion of June Cagwin are willed to Culasa Kinna- man, for with the high price of chemicals we fear that Culasa will go broke Sherwood Blue requests that his love for the ladies be given to hlorton Cox who, we fear, is a confirmed woman hater. Byron llioods, Noble Adams, Robert Schetter, lylartha Lukens, and other dumb-bells re- quest that their ignorance is bliss policy be locked in an air-tight case and be placed on ex- hibition at the Blind School. Harry Ice leaves his coolness to Morris Sel- vage. Jack Velsey, who wears corduroy trousers extremely belled, wills his false teeth to Frank VVilson so that Frank may use them, in his less active life, when he will have nothing to do but to satisfy his unequaled appetite. Glen Gray, the speed demon of Tech, will give Nlvallace Reid a little competition in the 500-mile race this year. Dick lNlills, a second Socrates, wills his ora- torical mind to Lee Vlioods. Shelby hlinter wills his vamping red Ford, which has broken many a fair lady's heart, to Robert Batchelor. The black bowl derby hat of Arthur Gest is given to Chester Peterson who will from now on be decorated with this distinguished nut-gar- mentf' George Van Dyke and Louis Steinmetz, two bookworms of Tech, will their spongy minds to hlargaret Rink. hlarcella Smith ls ability to use baby talk and childish actions for the pleasure of the boys is handed down to Virginia Patter. Charles hlurphy, the well known politician, wills his worn-out career to Vltlilliam Lewis. VVe hope Bill will become a noted auctioneer. Charles Goble's reputation as the cutest and wildest boy inTech we will to Frederick Sanders. Marybelle Baker bequeaths her literary abili- ty to Edwin Plum. Vernon Carlin and Harold Harris, two of our brightest students, desire that a few A-l-'s be given to Morris Selvage and Charles William- son. Bradley Haight, Tech's blushing rosew, wills his unassuming manner to Kathryn Pangle. To the future Choral Society is left the melo- dious but not harmonious voices of John Rohm, Charles Robertson, and Stewart Cline. Brewer Graham, Paxton Unger, and hlorris Greenburg, bequeath their athletic ability to future Techonians. Frances Gray wills her spirit and loyalty to all future Tech. lYith this mournful task completed, this, the will of the June Senior Class of 1922, is signed sealed, and published upon this seventh day of June, 1922. CSignedj Albert Knox. ooooo Qlllass oem Wie build the ladder by which we rise, From our Technical campus toward the skies, Upward and onward ever our aim, To the unknown heights which we may attain. As rung by rung we are building true, lVe know, dear Tech, there is none but you That could give us foundations so safe and strong, For our ladder of life that we travel on. Students will come-year after year- And honor our school which we hold so dear, But none more loyal and none more true To Tech, than her class ofjune, '22. Elva Goode.

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THE ARSENAL CANNON 31 of fifteen seconds for the quarter mile dash. Louis confides that he learned that the rate of speed practiced at Tech would never do. From the political station at Washington we learn the following: Helene Cooper, as We all knew she would, has developed into a powerful political orator of the Republican party of which Charles lNIurphy is the nominee for president. Their activities are centered against George Strassler, the Democratic nominee, George Buxton, newly appointed judge of the Supreme Court, has just made the decision that all schools of the United States must be co-educational. Charles Shugert has accumulated great wealth in the Advertising business. In his recent article How I became Successful , published in the American, Charles attributes his success to the excellent training received at Tech. ' Albert Knox is a noted lawyer whose specialty is drawing up wills. Al was infiuen- ced to select this career by the great success of the class will. Hope Carter is the stern, overpowering chief of women police in Chicago. Two of her most excellent aides are jeannetta NVatson and XVilma Nlikesell. After many years of experimenting Bob Hiner recommends his improved brand of Juicy Fruit chewing gum. Bob has establish- ed a large factory just outside of Pittsburg and is rapidly accumulating great wealth. The Board of School Commissioners of Indiana have recently adopted hIelvyn lXIc- Coy's'fHigh School Algebra for use in the schools. Katherine IXIcCoy, whose voice has such volume, ably fills the place of the long be- loved Schuman-Heink. Fred Marschke still continues to take life easy. He may be seen at any time lunging in one of the Meridian Street clubs. Jack Velsey has hurdled and Brewer Graham has pole-vaulted to dizzy heights in the business world. Pauline Sellers is a stern and strict professor in Zoology at Butler University. joy and gloom in the guise of Clin Hatton and Nfiles Vance, respectively, are still globe trotting together. Sarah Downs married Lord IVhat-you- call-itf' of NVhat you-call-it lXIanor, a beautiful ancestral castle in England where she leads in society. Franklin Booth has decided that it would be to his advantage to join forces with Lewis Dunkin, another Indiana Artist. Edward Troy has established The Unique Troy Cafeteria f' in Gosport. IXfIargaret Karst, the noted dietitian, is his able assistant in preparing chicken dinners for tourists. james Bell hangs around because, as of old, he has nothing else to do. Coach Pax Unger of Purdue sends his orders for athletic equipment to Schetter and Garri- son Sporting Goods Company. Stuart Cline who raises swine in Iowa received the prize for the best hog in the country. lNIarie Huber, the scientist, who found a cure for cholera, got her specimens for study from hlr. Cline. Herman Dlsen after many years of patient practice at last receives first ranking in golf. Robert Cook, a ladies' tailor, is much patron- ized by the -LOU . lXlary Black has toiled long and arduously on her preparation for removing freckles and finally has received a patent by showing the wonderful results obtained by Merle Scott. june Cagwin Dick lX'Iills. QQQQQ Rose Day In spite of the fact that inclement weather was the cause of postponing Rose Day, several times, when the exercises were held they proved very successful and enjoyable. PROGRAM Cornet Solo, Flower Song Guffavf Lang Raymond Dawson Rose Dance Dorothy Swift, LaPosa Boles, Josephine Buenting The Rose, Legends Leonard E. Pearson Vlfelcome 1llacDo1:ve'!l Junior Glee Club Address Dr. O. S. Coffin The Rose of lNIay Frances Gray Planting Roses presented by Dr. O. S. Coffin Robert Nipper, President Flute Solo, Serenade Tit! Kurt lXIahrdt Acceptance lXIilo H. Stuart, Principal Brass Quintette Spring Serenade XVayne VanSickle, Irvin Carlin, Frank XYhite, David Wilkinson, YVendell Hickman