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24 THE ARSENAL CANNON. Almanac of The Year Note.-The editor of the treasured column regrets to announce that nothing of importance has happened since Miles Drake received 3 A's. This was in January. FRIDAY MARCH 5. Forcast.-Increasing cloudiness in the vicinity of Franklin, breezes blowing toward the north. MONDAY MARCH 8. The weatherman leaves the city for one week. He will travel the sub- urbs of Brightwood and Haughville. THURSDAY MARCH 17. The honor of this day was shown upon the faces of the assets of Techf' the Freshes, WED. MARCH 23. Two punk basketball teams under the name of Red and Green, with the Mutt and Jeff of it as captains, alias Houp Myers and Stiify Warren, met on this day. The aggregation with the Irish here knew as much about playing basketball as Lehman Holiday does about hurdling. MONDAY MARCH 28. The best players in this Red-Green gang received Monograms. Jeff got one, but Mutt refused to show his ability and he even retired to the floor in the second game. Charley Wheat also received a monogram. People say he was once the property of a Brown county farmer serving as a protector of his crops. THURS. APRIL 1. Weather increasing warmer, nearly all Algebra and German books are being lost. The tennis bugs start mowing up the courts. FRIDAY APRIL 9. Four punk baseball captains select- ed nine other men of the same dis- tinction. Beef Harris called his aggregation the Braves, probably because they were brave enough to stand up against another team. The Indians act like a bunch of Indians. The Cubs have a few good players. The Techfeds are so rotten that the men even run the bases backwards. MONDAY MAY 3. Don Durman must have an excellent constitution as he has been seen for the last two weeks rolling and kicking on the school campus. TUESDAY MAY 4. The May Fete or in other Words May Fete was given. No person was overcome by the heat. THURSDAY MAY 6. Lehman Holliday, would-be hurdler, baseball player, basketball player, rough neck, determined to break his neck, leg or something. So he tried to hurdle, in his graceful manner while going at full speed, over a wire fence 2 feet 6 inches high. He got over safelyg but alighted wrong. He descended as gracefully as an English areoplane after being struck by a German cannon ball. After the re- mains had been picked up it was found that he had, through his dexter- ous movement of his left knee, made a new air hole in his trousers. Also something red was fiowing profusely from the injured member. The leg was about as much use to him as a tennis racquet is to Ed Hartlauf, Tech's renowned exponent of the net game, who won one game out of two sets. TUESDAY MAY 11. All are in sympathy with Winnie Fehr, who, according to Herr Meseke has more love and loyality for the school than for his thumb and Ger- man. WEDNESDAY MAY 12. Mr. Yenne had a wonderful section gang working on the bleachers. Among them was E. Hughes who doesn't know a saw from a hammer. WEDNESDAY MAY 12. Afternoon. Stiffy Warren, Bill Chandler and Arch Brown, who are generally seen the first hour with their faces glued to the interesting pages of an ancient history came to Miss Jasper and implored her to per- mit them to show their loyality to the seniors by working on the stage. Later Stiffy solved a great question, that of getting a horse. Stiffy showed that he was as good a horse as a human. Bill who acted as driver or- dered thig poor dobbin around like a mule. Wednesday, June Ninth Hoora l Vacation!
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THE ARSENAL CANNON. 23 The Clock And The Cottonwood Tree lCO7lfi'IZ1l6d from page fourl . When the 'Winona Technical Insti- tute' was started, of course, just what we were discussing. Oh yes! Why I- interrupted the Wait a minute, Cotton-wood in his turn, I was be- ginning to tell you a very important fact, when you interrupted meg but I'll allow you to talk first. Oh! exclaimed the Clock, sup- prised at his opponent's politeness. Then in a resigned tone, I've forgot- ten what I wished to say, so you may continue. Well, as I was going to say, I could well remember because I was thirty-five years old when that hap- pened. Thirty-five! exclaimed the as- tounded Clock. How does that hap- pen? Surely you're not that old? I realy can't believe it. I wish the sunset cannon were here to decide for us. He would surely know. Yes, either he or the fiagstafff' answered the Tree. I never think of either the flagstaff or sunset gun without remembering a story my Uncle used to tell me. A long time ago, this district about here was en- tirely covered by trees and under- growth like that which is now at the other end of the grounds- In 1863, as well as my Uncle could remember, Adelbert R. Buffington came here and chose these seventy-six acres as a site for government buildings, which were immediately begun. The arsenal was to be used for storage of guns- The artillery building was this one here by me, and is now used for shops. Velry early one morning, about a month after the completion of the buildings, Mr. Hatfield, the general caretaker of the grounds, was walk- ing on the road from the Arsenal toward the Artillery Building. As he passed near the flagstaff, he hap- pened to notice a small shoot of a Cotton-wood Tree, which he had never before seeng he decided to protect it and allow it to grow. Then he went on toward the old sunset gun where he was to meet an officer. It happens that I myself am that Tree, and to be thus connected with relics of the past, makes me, in truth, nearly as old as the Arsenal, itself. Quite true, responded the Clock, If thats the case, as I was new when I was placed here, you are nearly as old as I. So now, as the Clock and the Cot- ton-wood Tree had discovered how close they had been these many years, they agreed to always hold a strong friendship for each other. H. M. Wonders One thing is finding the distance of the North Star from the earth. Since it is known that light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles per second across the earth's surface, and that it takes a beam of light 40 years to travel from the North Star to earth, we may compute the distance, which is found to be 8,098,581,600,000 miles. Probably the most inconceivable fact is that a wave, sent out by a wireless station, can go around the earth seven times in one second. The latest invention Wireless Tele- phony, is the most Wonderful of mod- ern day inventions, if it becomes per- fected as the inventor, Peter Cooper Hewitt, says it will. Imagine a cap- tain of a ship, in midocean, going to a telephone, taking down the receiver and communicating to land, not by code, but talking with his own voice. G. M. O. Fishin' Time When the soft winds start to blowin', And all nature seems so fine, Then a feller starts to huntin', For his good old fishin' line. Just hear the birds a'singin', And the skies are all so blueg And the boys are playin' hooky, They're goin' fishin,' too. And they get their traps all ready, And the day turns up just right, With not a chilly wind ablowin'g Not one gray cloud in sight. Now when you get to feelin' bad, And don't know what to do, Just get your hook an' line together, And go afishin', too. L. N. School again in September.
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