Arriba High School - Ace Yearbook (Arriba, CO)

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F . 1 z . .' EighteonthwBob Jalteps is.wil1ing to step nut of the picture and let Bill Davis our the handy manfs easQav uri sehooll ., - f '- ' Hineteenth-Kaliseh's charming way with the girls is in be given to Raed Good Lueki-V n TwentythMTo all we leave the right to sure and to stidy harden than we have. .we know, no harm will come of it, Lastly, we do nominate and appoint.the faculty annuneit. V Q year Seniors to be the executors of this, our last will ana, testament: - ,s a.-, ' a.' ,J . In testimony, wliereof we, the said 'Seniors have to this ou: last will and testament subscribed our names,y this fifteenth ll5thDp day of iff-ly 19566. w ' Q i 1 Glas, of -t19426.,.

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. 4 1 GLASS WILL Ledies ond Gentlemen, B-and of Education, Superintendent, Teechens and Friends: We the Senior Close of 1956 of The srribs High Seheol being in good bodily health end of sound disposed mind ond memory? oolling.to mind the nearing of the end in high school life end being desirous of settling our worldly of- ' - fairs-do make and publish this, our lest will ond publish this, our lost will ond testomont by us, hitherto mode. First-To the faculty we will the night to have prop- evly conducted classes since the senions are leaving. '-Second-To the'Juniors we will the privilodges of Tacky Day, Sneak, the making of anlennuel ond other numerous Jobs QLet's hope they succeed better then we have done.U ' Third-To the Stghomores we will the respect that the Juniors should-hove sheen us this yeosf M y FourthwThe Sensors hill'to the Bteshmen the perfect night to chew ell the gym whlol may be found lodyed under their desks, providing they pctutn-it to-its original : position as all Freshmen have done hecetofvvei K, , 1 Fifth-The Senikfs will hr, Humphrey tow right to make his riding boots his xegulou ieot woot at sehnol so ho con't sneak in upon contain unsuspcctinq persoro,, Sixth-Bob helmet wills to NHe+hnisnill the ability to chow the reg with Miss lPung,ehout'EHSlish'assignments, Seventh Eileen wills her sbiilty to have e good time in the mountains to ony other fat gizl. fhehehehij Eighth-foto wills nvon the opportunity to stuff 3 gummy sack in the ehimmney of the girls cabin on their sneo K. ' Ninth-Dole Q Mildred will svon and Helen the right to conduct the liboery psopeely. Tenth-Sylvia will Elise? the night to go with 3 NCraw- ford boy . EleventhwG ergo wills his ability to blush to Bill Davis tHe needs ity, Tve1vethwTo.duth, Qtonley leaves his position as Pres- ident of the student body with the hope that she is more successful in filling said office, o Thirteenth-Viola is ready to will her work bench in shop to anyone who will turn out osmsny nice things as she hos. Fourteenth-Lovons wills sedith the right to carry on with typwriting to the best of hen ability. FifteenthmTe Thelma, Dells would he pleased to be- queath a portion of her inferiocity complex.- Sixtoenth-Uilmo leaves he: ability to make shy lads in to oomentie gentlemen to Many B hving. ' Seventeenth-Honilyn wills the futuve assistant editor the ability of doing the majority of the work on the annual

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CLADE .gUlJn.ECY Th, Dgvil s,9,sss waving his :rms and doing a hornpipo ucsoss s d,solst, wsstJg ov,r th, lsst rinnsnts of civilib zntion. Lightning flashcs d.not. th, passing of thc Stormy hprold tht Ewa of Chsosi Uh-cK fivgg Hgrc I hav, wsndhrod tuck to thrt plocog scribe. Hgh! Huh! Did I ovuv msku a haul out of this dump! Cloolcingg ov ,:th. uudinic-,D H,hL Hchl KCI1-img, of oxpou-ssionj Uh, why Osc'r Hill.nhamp, you old son-of-s-gun, how did ysu ov.: 5 t luos-. I thought I had you fov good. Why, I row mombir, I ivan had Legal Yiv ll shovoling cool into th, fur- nocu for you. And Shi was Swsstihgi' Oh Boy: Say by thi wuy,' :ny of yzus, mugs r,n.uboe th si Scnions that gruduot d tw,nty y hrs ogo in USS. Msyh' you vsm.nbcr Humphciy, Fhonk Humphrcy, slsis F tu. Yhh, h thoubht hi was goint to bg 5 foo star. Joll, it wus J crimi th, woy h, mutilct u his privilsgis, so Tall I got 'im. But hm was good wh,r, I out him. HH's just bush promctid to th '... S:v.nth Ocdar of D vils and hss diroct. supccyision ovur th, singin, cf High School 5up,rint,ndoits.H Hand Our own dueling hi1ds,d Coulson, our littlo sngnl,. sr whutt sh, has h.gn appoint d honorary suporintindont of tho infimmury fo: littli pigs which cunnct bihav, th ms lv s. Shu always plsnnid on h,ing'h fsrm.c tts snwsy. And docs sho look cutL iith hovns.H Hwould you b.li,vc mo, thi worst littlc r.u d vil which I hsvs to dial with is Eilocn Smith. Shw is fcrcvcr running offA on long hihgs und won't com, back until long aft.c th, othcr littl. d vils hsv, r.tiood, and hisidos thst shc has s chrony ic hovit sf snitching can h lls ofg of ou: bovinc population. Sh, had such taking ways h.fof: I got ahold of hir. N G t this 1 nm only tolling shout my fui nds snd'thiro's cnc mutt what is shsclutoly taboo. It's that horrid Dale Ssff,r. , I con't find anything on him and if he d:gsn't do son.thing bod ps.tty soon thut'old rgngsdc St, Pztor is lisblo to g,t him anyway in spits of my ,ffc:ts. Cin ysu iuuginc it? A guy t ing so dawn good that th d.vil can't ovcn find anything to ch,w th, rag with him ahcut. , MSO I ' ally got my oy: on ons of thcs- block-hisdud SMH' iors.' ha.is Kxlisch, heavy Kolisch, named sftzr his dud's chest. And is hi Q hcutl 1 Nhy that guy is so chu ...V 1 thot hc was iv,n mistv.atin3 tho hogs on his farm, of coursi ysu all know that h, tucncd out to b, o hog-buyoo. G ll you just wait, l'll git him ypt.. ' I got Dalia Schifforns th, other day. I ,ut h,r with Lavona Huis, on tho flu,-cltsning shift. Thcy wore trying to put on a song and duno, sct in s F-w York Cabs? t. Lovona was singing Whilu Dclls did th. dance part of th- act, and was it lOHZyL 1' Nhiwll L 'Boy, th L... yirc singing and dancing splfnty whuvi thoy sro nowg '