Arnold College - Fall In Yearbook (Milford, CT)

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io 28 Wakey Wakeman leaves her appendix to Dr. Arnold's lecture room laboratory case for instruction of future morons. That trio, Fitzpatrick, Fried and Hilbert, leave their stories, giggles and remarks, which even your best friend won't tell you, to Mr. Alec, so that he will not have to struggle along without them next year. ' Eva Avrutin and Mary Iasiella can get rid of their excess nervous energy simply by yelling themselves out, and their screams will fall on deaf ears. To Bill McCarthy goes Dot's-and dashes-while Anne Lynch's frog legs are to be given to Mr. Meade-he knows what to do with them. The executor of this will will please wrap up Jennie Kasper's ability as a basketball player and send it to Sylvia Rapp. Kit and Cookie leave their love of the rings to Pam Seager and Helen Gaughan. Catherine Moran's 0575 fifty-seven varieties of wit, Irish though it may be, is transferred to Marian Koplowitz. Peg Erlanson leaves her diplomacy, in getting girls on second floor Rousseau to believe they are starved, to Gladys Rowe. All the water in East is given, by Esther Roth, to those who may be lucky enough to live there next year. Mike Proctor is made extremely happy with Mae McKenna's I don't care attitude, and Ruth Hirsh's positiveness about what the college girl will wear goes to Olive Crawford, so that a prompt recovery from the infantile stage may be assured. Dorothy Chapin offers the editorship of our school annual to any Freshman with the reputation of hustling ads Lucy Russo receives Kay Buchanan's eternal ambition to be taller than anyone else. Grace Rudiger, knowing that children cry for it, gives her love of the long horse to Marjorie Rosebrooks. Jimmy Spaeth, Anne Healy and all other New Jerseyites, who haven't scratched yet, bequeath all the New Jersey mosquitoes, which they carried to camp with them, to Dorothy Radcliffe and Alida Githens, so that transportation for the beasties during future camping seasons will be a matter of course. Jo Jordan's first aid kit has always been a bone of contention, and it now is awarded to Sylvia Henderson, with one stipulation-that next year's Frosh wonit have a cough in a carloadf' Tommy Thomsen's capability is carefully presented to Ruth Schneiderjon. Olivia Fernandes' iiute is left to Moodie Ross and Frances McKeon, to use as a peace pipe-we know they quarrel constantly. Didn't anybody say a word, but we just cannot let this go without leaving Rosalie's E64l

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Blast Mill anil Glwtament .nf the 0112155 nf 1923 To Whom it may concern, and also to those not concerned: We, the class of 1928, have, after undue meditation and with much solemnity, bequeathed the following: All literature concerning natural gymnastics to our dear Dr. Arnold. We know he will cherish these long wanted documents. To Mr. North, as director of the Glee Club, we present the thumbed and worn, but very ancient Csix months oldl and valuable copy of the operetta, entitled, The Tin Pan Parade. We know that the memories connected with this will bring tears to' his eyes and make him a wanCdJ spectre. To Evelyn Crowell goes Lib Wilson's strenuous and precarious posi- tion as captain of the Senior ship during 1929. May she have as good sailing as Lib. Beryl Reichly gets Agnes Bowes' poise and quiet, so that she will stay out of the berlin hot water all the time. To Buggs Sicafoose goes the official capacity of playing jazz between periods, and Ede Oleson's extensive repertoire of pieces. Ros Bennis' ability on apparatus is given to the little Silverman child. Austin's cornfed look and peaches and cream complexion go to any Fresh-- man who has lost that schoolgirl complexion. Demichak gets Eddie Bohan's ambition, and Pop Dowd passes on his shock of beautiful gold hair and all his girls to Max Glasser. Red Eagan gave strict orders that her serious and earnest attitude be given to Marian Ralph, while Muriel Hubbard leaves all monitor duties to Clara Crane. By means of the Ding Dong Theory, Mary Drew's giggles are trans- mitted to Bernice Siegle, and Shep's girl friend, Elinor, is carefully, with much red tape, ceded to Sonny Zahn. Riordan's hotsy totsy ties go to Pete Davin, for special use while May Gifford is around. Wellcome's good marks and ability to reason are given to Curly Donovan, so that his stay in the study hall is assured. Levenstein, alias Mike Murphy, and Kenney, alias Abie Goldstein, reserve their knowledge of the dance-they cannot afford to part with it. Manweiler leaves all private camp pictures, so that Nichols can tantalize the girls still more. l63l

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I 7CffZ-,,, ,,,,,Jfvw extremely fine Southern civility to the Freshmen, so that they may clap to encourage everyone and get back others' lost privileges. Freda Solomon and Pauline Klein leave their dignity to Tommy Taylor and Ann Robstock. S. G. Dumbunny, who is now owned by Marty Mansell, goes to next year's college Senior class, in care of Finney. The spirit of the Russian Drama, i. e., Mary Murphyts moodiness, Bert De Pietro's immodesty and Betty Sullivan's surliness, goes to Marion Finch and Giggles Boisseau, on whom rests the future of Dramatic Society. The Class of 1928, as a whole, especially presents the following: A complete lesson of gymnastics for Freshman girls to Helen Nichols, so that she won't be stumped, White wing duty, around Pestalozzi, to Pat Carlson. Traffic duty, to Church gym dancing classes, to Marjorie Squires. Mr. Alec's books to Rose Dworski. The cold bathing and the three hearty meals at camp, to the Freshmen men. We know Miss Haupt and Dr. Arnold will miss all of our brilliant answers, our sparkling, understanding eyes, our love for learning, and, incidently, our crocodile tears, our requests for cuts, week-ends and special permissions, but we cannot give these away, as they are a part of us. To the Faculty, we leave the old adage: Common sense is good to have, but never let it master you, for it may deprive you of the foolish things that are fun to do. Signed and sealed, this eighth day of June, nineteen twenty-eight. VIOLA L. PETTI, '28. I 65 J