Arnold College - Fall In Yearbook (Milford, CT)

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For Better Furniture Values Always Remember Hegel's Established 1876 8-10-12 CHURCH STREET WOULDN'T IT BE VVONDERFUL IF Knudsen had never been born, There were no state boards, Fountain pens founted all through the exam, Freshmen were considered as such, The girls' dorms were run as the fellows', Mr. Aleck hadn't come back to earth, Minus points were unknown, Short hair got long over night, We had lights all night, There was no room inspection, Jimmie Spaeth would stop talking, Helen Nichols found out what she is going to teach the first day, We We We We We We could have monkey meat and rhubarb once more. could have the quarter we spent on the Faculty Entertainment back again could have stood in with E. H. as well as Austen did, hadn't signed the darned insurance policy. could have been blind when we saw our Prom men, could h-ave had more parades to march in? Golf and Tennis Supplies ,if I, I, . 1 Sporting Goods f .l.'A - Camping Outfits f i, ' 'V Cutlery and House Furnishings A H The John E. Bassett Co. . RAD T A Ye Olde Hardware Store 754 CHAPEL STREET CHAPEL X mmm 314 STATE STREET Z 51181

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Psychology: The Bow-wow Theory of Language was invented by a man with a dog. Marjorie Anderson as Section Monitor. Place: the middle of the gym floor. Marj: Division one-roll call-begin. Voice: Alletzhauser. Marj Cafter a pausej : Anderson absent. When West Point is disbanded, Arnold College can supply the U. S. Army with oiiicers, drum corps, color bearers and hard-boiled sergeants. Mr. Mead fto one of his studentsj : VVhat is a parasite? Dumbell ffreshmanjz A parasite is a man who walks through a revolving door without doing his share of the pushing. , Gert VValton wrote home: Dear Mama: Failed in all subjects. Prepare papa. Mother wrote back: Papa prepared. Prepare yourself? Miss Haupt: I feel sorry for that girl over there. Miss Wright: Why? Miss Haupt: She late her salad with her spoon and now she has to eat her soup with her fork. Blind: Have you got anything on your hip? She: No, but I've got water on the knee. COMPLIMENTS OF T e Bradley-Smith Co. Manufacturers of YALE BRAND CONFECTIONERY AND LOLLY POPS 102-116 HILL STREET NEW HAVEN - - - - CONNECTICUT f120j