Arnold College - Fall In Yearbook (Milford, CT)

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FOUND Lucy Russo's appetite,-hostess not responsible. A way to make the thermostat work-'Nuff said. That four out of five fail H. and P. of E. A key that is in tune on Spencer s piano. It must be natural. A Way to satisfy Pam Seager's appetite. A vacation. The reason why college girls stay at school for vacation. Horace: Stepping on an apple. Applesauce. Pinkie: What if it did-it can't tell now. Cutting class-eh? Yes, illegal holiday. Gallant Guest fto hostess as they walk to the tablej : And may I sit on your right hand? Hostess: No, I'll have to eat with that. You'd better take a chair. Dr. Arnold: WVho cou.ldn't profit from the experience of a horse kicking you? Bob McElvein: The horse. Dr. Arnold: No, nor the donkey. Marj. Anderson: In Holland they found a cure for the rabbis Qrabiesj. Old woman, trying to find out some interesting places on her next trip, told the clerk that one place she did not want to go to was Ireland, because it was cold, damp and full of Catholics. 'Sure then, ma'am, said the clerk, you want to go to Hel-l for it is dry, hot and full of Protestants. Flapper Qafter purchasing stampj : Must I put it on myself? Postmaster: New, on the letter. Jean ion College Senior hikel : Oh! Oh! I forgot to take off my pelvic girdle. Freshman freferring to the gyfmnasiaj: I don't know whether to go to John or that Chinese place. Dixie: I saw Mr. Meade's children down in the museum. MURRAY'S-New Haven's Most Popular Eating Place-52 Church St. 51101

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' LOST All signs of self control in Dr. Arnold's iioor class. All taste of coffee in our morning drink. - All desire to laugh in five-minute meditation period-i-t's all too pitiful. Brosius Man: All shades in perfect working order. Foxey's poise at Easter time. All hopes of getting either a job or a position for next year. WANTED A Stage ............ ............ D OT TALMAGE A Sponge ........................ PENNY A Bath Tub FIRJST FLONOR HARTWELL E Diplomas ......... ............. A LL SENIORS co-ordination ....... ...... 2 GUY LANGOR Less School Work ..... ......... R ED ANDREWS A Maximum Silencer .... .... C ORRIDOR TRAFFIC The Gamble Desmond Co New Haven, Conn. THE RELIABLE STORE OF NEW HAVEN CLEVER STYLES IN YOUNG WOMENS APPAREL With the Charm of Youth, in Style and Coloring Any amount of enthusiasm they call forth is indeed justified, for all the charm of youth is in them and all the art of fashion at its best. The models We are now displaying are typical of what Dame Fashion has approved, and are all moderately priced. Misses' Apparel-East Store 11091

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Junior man to College Senior, who is Wheeling a barrow full of sand, Do you work here or go to school? Real Estate Agent: Well, what do you think of our little city? A SCOTCH CORNER Prospect: It's the first cemetery I ever y . 1 . . ',, Most people like at least one Scotch friend because law with G ectuc hghts I:hey're always so close! -- Box Office Clerk Cto applicant for re- hmen learned to swim when toll bridges were Served S9?1tSJ I HATS 'Cl'19y yO111'S? The Hame Scotc I 1 bulltl is eradicated. ' He: Impossi'b1e. Mine's Turnsk . Y Helen: Why do they bury every Scotchman at the foot of the hill? . I Jean: I don't know., ' There is one Scotchman who 1S so close Helen: Because they fe dead- that he won't spend the nlght out. He even refuses to have his daughter attend school, because she will have to pay attention. Are you sure this is Christmas morn- ing? If it ain't, I Washed my socks for nuth- infjl J . Albert ohnson REGISTERED PHARMA CIST 1415 CHAPEL ST., COR. BEERS ST. NEW HAVEN CONNECTICUT flllj