Arlington High School - Indian Yearbook (Arlington, MA)

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18 THE ARLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL CLARION The Clarion Staff PRESENTS Clarion Classics A SUPER-PRODUCTION OF SCREEN AND VAUDEVILLE ATTRACTIONS A. JOE ENNIS and PAUL CORCORAN in “A Little Comedy and Song” B. HUNT and SCHOLES VIRGINIA DOROTHY in “A Bit of Blarney” C. GATES and McARTHUR ELSIE FRED in “A Pair of Lunatics” D. A REHEARSAL An All Star Cast E. ROSS and SCHOLES JOE DOROTHY ill “School Days” F. FRED ROSENBERGER (The Original Smith Brother) CAUTION: THIS IS NOT A MOTION PICTURE FEATURE ATTRACTION G. WILL ROGERS in “THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN” THURSDAY, JANUARY 7 TARIFF, 25c

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THE ARLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL CLARION 17 | O DR. ROSENBERGER’S O j j • QUESTION BOX • j If any pupils, whose minds are dis- tracted with difficult questions will submit them to Dr. Rosenberger in his office at Room 14, they will he an- swered to the best of his ability. The proof of the pudding is on the vest. I )r. Ali Ben Rosenberger, I. O. U. Ques. Dear Doc: Will you please tell me why Columbus left Spain? Imus Know. . Ans. Why, my dear child, he could not take it with him. Ques. Dear Doc: Where is the Cap- itol of U. S.? Miss Sissippi. Am. They lent it all to Europe. Ques. Dear Doc: What would you advise me to do to rise in the world ? B. Nice. Ans. He who sitteth on a tack is bound to rise. 45 - Ques. Dear Doc: How small is a molecule? I Dontno. Ans. A little smaller than the sand- wiches at the lunch counter. Ques. Dear Doc: Do you know Lin- coln’s Gettysburg address? Yora Sap. Ans. No. I don’t even know his telephone number. Ques. Dear I)oc: What kind of boys go to heaven? Otto B. Shot. Ans. Dead ones. Ques. Dear Doc: Did I do right in seeing “The Miracle?” 1 like anything holy. N. Quisitive. Ans. Yes, your socks show it. Ques. Dear Doc: Why are flivvers like rattlesnakes? “Sis” Pool. Ans. They rattle before they strike. Ques. Dear Doc: I wear a wig. How can I make folks think it is real? Ans. Sprinkle salt on your shoul- der and perhaps they will think it is dandruff. -K ■ ¥r Ques. Dear Doc: Why does Eldridge talk so much? Q. Riosity. Ans. He was vaccinated with a phonograph needle. Mary Sexton : “Have you forgotten the two car checks you owe me?” E. O ' Neil: “Not yet; give me time.” Some of the presents that Santa Claus forgot to leave at the Arlington High School. 1. Lounging chairs in the Library. 2. Ear mufflers for Miss Grey so that we may whisper to our heart ' s content. 3. Some magazines such as “Life,” “Judge,” and College Humor” for the school library. 4. A garage for the many cars and also Fords that cluster about the school. 5. A beauty shop, fully equipped for the “beauties” in our school. 6. A book of excuses for Townsend and Fred Miller in English class so that they won ' t have to tax their brains to think up excuses for not do- ing homelessons or coming back for afternoon session. 7. Megaphones for the monitors, so that all may hear those sweet words, “Single file, please.” 8. Signs in all the rooms pointing to the right door to go out. 0. Elevators for fire-drills and also for those unlucky pupils who live in the attic. 10. Some new ideas for The Clarion. D. Jones, ’27. Hurrah ! I heard some classmates cry “There are no midyears now we hear,” “Take care, my friends,” I cautioned sly, “You’ll lose your heads, I sadly fear.” — Edith Chamberlain.

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THE ARLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL CLARION 19 “ That Memorable Day It was on Thanksgiving morning, That cold November clay, Gay Melrose came to Spy Pond Field, A football game to play. She hoped to win, she fought with vim, Her spirit was more than glorious, But mighty ARLINGTON said, “Nav, Nay. J. A. HATTIE HOME MADE ICE CREAM AND CANDY MADE FROM GRADE “A” FOOD PRODUCTS 75 PARK AVENUE, ARLINGTON HEIGHTS Telephone, Arlington 1955 Free Delivery REARDON’S MARKET not and For I will be victorious.” Our Captain Hamm led his charges Upon the field that day, With student body cheering them To fight for RED and GRAY. The ground was hard as sidewalk bricks. The air was chilled with frost, But our bright jerseyed lads did heed this, They must win at any cost. They ran and kicked and yelled jumped, Upon the hard green turf ; The game was hot and scrappy, With hardly a player hurt. In the first period, as history tells, Hamm made a touchdown, mid cheers and yells, He took the ball and said, “It’s mine, Watch me cross yon goal line.” The first half ended, the score was still Six to nothing, in Arlington’s will; The band marched upon the field that MEATS, FISH, PROVISIONS QUALITY AND SERVICE 1181 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE MARATHON PHARMACY H. M. PORTER, Reg. Ph. PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY COMPOUNDED QUALITY AND SERVICE Telephone 1909 168 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE, ARLINGTON COMPLIMENTS OF THE EMUS PHARMACY Home and Stand Telephone, 0376 JAMES D. NASS AUTO SERVICE Closed Cars. Trips by Day or Hour STAND, PARK AND MASSACHUSETTS AVES. ARLINGTON HEIGHTS Residence, 154 Lowell Street day, While the stands applauded, they formed an “A.” The Melrose team came back to life, Just after the third quarter started; They ran toward the Arlington line. But our team stood up like a martyr. Now Arlington was powerful on de- fense And held the line like a stonewall fence; Then started down the field to score. And crossed the Melrose line once more. The game ended and all was well, Arlington won by a score of twelve, Coach Henricus jumped with joy, It made him feel just like a boy. The game was over, the crowd grew thinner, Telephone Connection A. H. KNOWLES— Plumber STEAM, HOT WATER, FURNACE AND COMBINATION HEATING 7 MYSTIC STREET WILKIE’S PHARMACY ALBERT C. WILKIE Registered Pharmacist 108 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE, ARLINGTON Telephone, Arlington 2183 COMPLIMENTS OF LA BREQUE’S MEN’S SHOP 604 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE, ARLINGTON Telephone, Arlington 1071