Arlington High School - Indian Yearbook (Arlington, MA)

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THE ARLINGTON HIGH SCHOOL CLARION I!) FRENCH II. B. Pupils desirous of learning the bluff method apply to Hutchinson and Tupper, Room 17. All the latest and most ap- proved methods demonstrated. — o — Warning — Do not ask about French les- sons in music, for it won’t he very healthy for you ! ! ■ — o — GERMAN HI. C. Proper way of translating a passage in Welhelm Tell, “Shall I hurl myself into the j aws of hell?” Dignified Senior translating: “Shall 1 tread into the cavitv of Satan?” He probably takes Household Arts! — o — There once was a German named Mary, And she rode on a deutsches geferry; Her foot it verslipped. Overboard she geflipped. Now we’ll have to our Mary gehury. C. A. P. — o — A Senior: “Did you see the visiting kin- dergarten today?” Reply: “Why, those are the Freshmen.” — o — • Autumn Styles in Freshmen. Why! oh, why must it so he. That Freshmen dress like twenty-three? Put up their curls, grow out their Dutch, And then they look like nothing much. And I suppose the next we know They’ll have nets, too, because they go To the extreme in every way. From break of morn to end of day; Their high-heeled shoes with dresses short They wear to school without report Of all discomfort that they hear. So that merely they may wear What is to them a classy style. But they’ll know better in a while. D. A. 1919 JUNIOR NEWS. A Live Paper of a Live Class! ELECTION EXTRA! President Philip Robinson Vice President Ruth Darling Secretary Pearl Middleton Treasurer floN. McCarthy Class Adviser Miss Eaton Editorials. We take our pens in hands and dip them in the inks that we may extend to you the heart y welcomes. The pleasures is all ours to see your hacks again. We asks for your sujiports in the futures. — o — - Locals. Many girls in our midst seem to lie con- templating a lea]) into the holy bonds of matrimony. Advice! Break the news gentlv. Announce the understanding first. — o — GERMAN HI. A. Frauline M: “What does lager mean?” Chorus from Pupils: “Beer.” — o- - ROOM 15. Ereshie (to jiupil taking teacher’s place) : “May I sit in seat 21?” Teacher: “No, I’m going to sit there my- self.” Pupil: “Isn’t there room for two?” — o — - JUNIOR INTELLIGENCE. Did you ever make chocolate sauce with salt? See H - 1 - n Co - k and M - r - n M - n - oe. — o — • Turn this upside down. • |3uq II iLini AVO|(j Satisfied?

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1918. Class Officers. President Jordan Silver Vice-President Madeleine Thacher Secretary Priscilla Watts Treasurer Parks Odenvveller CAass Adviser Miss M.agner Under the leadership of President Silver and his staff and with Miss Magner as Comniander-in-Chief, we surely ought to accomplish much in the field of battle this year, and give the school a Senior class to be proud of. Let us all work together to achieve this goal! — -o — The Monotony of Student Life. When at quarter of seven and all is well, That noisy whistle and iron bell Kings twice; From out of my warm and comfy bed Onto the icy floor I tread. How nice! By half-past seven I’m on my way To that place of knowledge that’s not all play — Poor me! I reach the school as the hell is ringing. But when I get in the school is singing: “Oh, say can you see.” After assemhlv to the office I go. And make out a tardy slip, whether or no. Who’s boss? First to Miss Eaton’s, then Mademoiselle’s, Where everything goes fine until — oh, well. They get cross. And thence to Geometry, loved by all. When A equals B, and at that you stall — Oh, well. Recess next, and then two more Of periods which I just adore. The end of the strife! When one o’clock rings, as quick as a hush To our home rooms and wrajis we rush. For this is student life! Anna Rogers. — o — GERMAN III. B. Teacher: “Give principal parts of Nie- dersinke” I pronounced in English Need- asinker I . Bright Pupil: “Need-a-hiscuit.”

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20 Tin-: AiuJxr.Tox high school clahiox I'he oldest inhabitcint foretells a hot spell for the Juniors if they lon't come along with contributions for the arniv box. — o — ADS. Help Wanted. Mule: Some good j)each ] ickers needetl in Rooms 15, 1(), 17. Some of saitl fruit is getting over-ripe. Boys must know dif- ference between peaches and lemons. Female: One ca])ahle girl to pick up stitches dropped by Junior knitters. ENGLISH HI. A. Miss B.: “What was‘A])ollo god of be- sides the sun?” From back of room : “Chocolates.” — o — • GERMAN HI. B. Brown: “Ow! I stepped on a tack.” Miss M-g-r: “It’s lucky you only ste])ped on it.” ■ — o — ■ Talking of war times and economy, think of the dollars in ink we could save if we didn’t dot our “i’s.” — o — • ENGLISH HI. Miss B.: “Isn’t this a simile?” Bright Pupil: “No! It’s a semaphore.” — o — ■ SPECIAL TODAY. Mrs. Vermin Rastle in “Patria.” f) 1920. Class Officers. President Robert Smith Vice-President Madeline Pond Treasurer John Crosby Secretary Louise Barker Class Adviser Mr. Sullivan LATIN II. Miss R - d: “Sm - th, name one rule for the infinitive.” Sm-tli: “Complementary infinitive.” Miss R-d: “All right, another.” Sm-tli: “Supplementary infinitive.” — o — • ERENCH 11. Speaking of comparative adjectives: B - tl ■ r: “If it is less small, it must be larger smaller.” — o — EOLLOWING THE TEXT BOOK. A teacher, reading a composition, came on the following sentence: “The })eople of London are noted for their stupidity.” The author was asked how he got that idea. “Plea.se, miss,” was the reply, “it says in the hook the pojmlation of London is verv dense.” — o — • Sophomore to Freshman: “Have you sufficient confidence in me to lend me a quarter?” Freshman: “Oh, yes, I have the confi- dence, but I haven’t got the quarter.” P. G. to Sophomore: “Now, suppose there is a load of hay on one side of the river and a jackass on the other side, no bridge, and the river too wide to swim. How can the jackass get to the hay?” Sophomore: “I give up.” P. G.: “Well, that’s just what the other jackass did.” — o — Miss R ■ ch - m - d: “All fruits in French are feminine.” B - tl - r: “How about a lemon?” — o — And now we will listen to Jack (Lam- son ) and the beans talk.