Arlington High School - Stillaguamish Trail Yearbook (Arlington, WA)

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Page 18 THE STILLAGUAMISH TRAIL Last Will and Testament, Class of ’34—Continued Jeanet Taylor and Mary Murray will their sweet disposition toward each other to Orpha Larson and Lois Hayden. Darrell Morris leaves his ability to get along with Mr. Fiscus to Bill Reid. Good luck. Bill. June Davenport presents her two Sedro-Woolley stripes to Josephine Danner. To some would-be public speaker Charlie Peterson wills his “Gift of Gab.” Noreen Wagner bequeathes her curley hair to Clifford Ellis so he will be in need of no more permanents. Bob Murphy and Bob Myre will their egotistical ideals to some poor Frosh with an inferiority complex. Rachel Sherwood leaves her reserved manner to Helen Preston and Marjorie Leach. Joel Peterson bequeathes to anyone who wishes to learn to whistle like a bird a few bird seeds with a book of instructions. Eleanor Robb wills her sincere smile to Marjorie Kesling. Wesley and Walter Sather leave a book “How to Distinguish Twins” to the fac- ulty so they will be able to tell the Fiscus boys apart. Gladys Ottem bequeathes her dramatic ability to Ralph Cady. Hank Fingarson wills his excuses to Miss Coy, to Dick Allen—he seems to be in need of some. Marjorie Holland leaves her typing ability to Miss Dyer that she may never get out of practice. Teruyo Nakashima leaves her shiny black hair to Barbara Brennan. Ellsworth Madson wishes to leave his affections toward a certain little blonde to someone worthy. Emmett Peterson bequeathes his bashful ways with the girls to Philip Verd. Evelyn Beigle wills her fiery red curls to Doris Snelson. Cora Egge and Miss Myers will their skating ability to Ray Mickelson and Dick Maurstad. Cato Swalling presents his scholastic achievements to Des Chandler—just in case he needs them. Emmett Thompson bequeathes his crooning voice to Yoneo Nakashima. Edith Powell wishes to leave her right of being a Senior to Ruth and Kasbara Lande. (Signed) JEANET TAYLOR, NOREEN WAGNER, WILMA BROE, ROL. SHANNON, DARRELL MORRIS. Senior Prophecy We spent our four bits and consulted a seer Who could gaze at the future with a most knowing leer; He told us the hokim which we’ll now relate Oh, listen, ye students, and learn of your fate: A curley haired bandit, brazen and bold. Is the Bob Murphy we knew of old. Marvin Jacobson, an artist the world flocks to see— He paints lovely pictures of bold flappers’ knees. Mary Armstrong, too, earns her share of this fame. As missionary to Pulvis, great is her name.

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THE STILLAGUAMISH TRAIL Page 17 Last Will and Testament of the Class of ’34 We, the Class of Nineteen Hundred Thirty-Four of the A. H. S., on the verge of stepping into the great beyond, do declare our last will and testament as follows: ARTICLE I. First: To our worthy advisers we extend our heartiest appreciation for “putting us through.” Second: To our old Arlington High School another large, enthusiastic, hard-work- ing class of Frosh, who in the years to come will make another dignified Senior Class. ARTICLE II. First: To the Faculty in general a right to enforce all rules which could not be enforced on us. Second: To Miss Georgia Harris we bequeath a pair of roller skates and a pair of field glasses with which she can pursue hall rovers. Third: To Mr. Frame we leave the right to flunk anyone he wants to. Fourth: To Coach Mitchell, a flock of husky scrubs. Fifth: To Miss Satre, an intelligent Comp. 4 class. Sixth: To Miss Lunnum, we leave speedy connections with the South Western Publishing Company, so that she may save unnecessary trips to Mr. Hartz’s office. ARTICLE III. First: To the Juniors, a perfect right to our private privileges. Second: To the Sophomores, the right to be late for class and to roam the hall during study periods. Third: To the Freshmen, books on “How to Change from Green to Natural Col- or” and “How to Become Famous in the A. H. S.” ARTICLE IV. Arlene Dooley bequeathes her rosebud lips to Iris Jenner. Don Christensen leaves his effeminate ways to Sparky Ronning. Wilma Broe leaves her slender figure to Howard King so that reducing may not be in vain. Jack Hensel wills his two-timing ability to Billy Jennings. Betty Cady, Anita Parker, and Virginia Kesling will their winning ways with the Marysville boys to Mabel Smith and Ethel Woods. Clarence Engstrom bequeathes his ability to follow in his brother’s footsteps to any- one in need. Dorothy Langsjoen, Margaret Nerland, and Lorraine Germaine, will their steno- graphic ability to Doris Paulson, Agnes Shudshift and Virginia Wallitner. Rol Shannon and Chet Larson bequeathe a stove to the athletic managers that they may sit around it and wait for the late athletes. Arnold Lunnum leaves his excess stature to Joe Granstrom that he may never be stumbled over. Ruth Metzger wishes to present her ability to take grandma parts in the annual plays to Eugenia Healy. Clarence Mickelson wills his ability to make a fast high school education to Juli- ette Rudolph that it may help her over the rough spots.

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THE STILLAGUAMISH TRAIL Page 19 Senior Prophecy—Continued Alice Arnot, that competent charmer of men, Has married and divorced and married again. Betty Espe is Supreme Court judge; She spends her spare time making taffy and fudge. A valiant policeman, hardy and bluff Is Clarence Engstrom, fat and tough. Rachel Sherwood is now residing in France, Teaching Parisians how to dance. Anila and Betty, that inseparable pair, Havn 0 beauty shop, and marcel hair. To Ruth Metzger life is a bed of roses— As an artist’s model she gracefully poses. Sam Hill and Clayton Langsjoen work from morning till night— Manufacturing a confection called “Turkish Delight. In the frozen North, in an igloo of ice, Ruth Jorgenson teaches Eskimos how to eat rice. Darrell is not president of Morris and Skaggs— Instead he collects bottles, cans and old rags. Jess and Eugene, after a great deal of dissension. Have finially discovered a fifth dimension. Clarence M. and Jack H. are chased by all the girls— Boy, how they lall for those ducky, dark curls!! Parker Behner is raising hogs On Ebey Hill, between the logs. Walt Morton, in the far South Stas, Spends all his time making limburger cheese. Virginia Kesling is regarded with affection and pride—- She’s the girl who walked back from an airplane ride. A home where old maids live without paying rent. Was founded by Charles Peterson, with kindly intent!! Cora Egge plays the “sax” in a fashionable band,— She blows on it earnestly for fear she’ll get canned. The Hallers, the Hubbards, the Hollands, maidens fair— Have found a club called “Bachelors, Beware!” Myrtle Langsjoen is a teacher serene and severe— If a pupil gets funny, she boxes his ear. Arleen Dooley is married and lives in South Bend— Oh! shed a tear, people, for the fate of your friend. Janette and Noreen, day by day Dance in a cabaret. Betty Christensen, the maid so tall and fair. Has a home for bachelors in her care. Rol Shannon and Wilma B. Run a hot-dog stand in Tuskagee. Willie Tviet, that mountain of muscle and brawn. Swims the Stillaguamish from dark until dawn. Mary M. was driven to become poetry editor to the “City Times.” When she aided in making rhymes of the Prophecy” lines. Joel Pederson takes care of the Oso City Dog Pound— H is collection includes everything from a Spitz to a hound. Emmett P. is his chief collector— He even hauls them in on a stretcher.