Arlington High School - Stillaguamish Trail Yearbook (Arlington, WA)

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THE STILL AG U AMISH TRAIL Page 17 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the class of 1933, of the Alington High School of Arlington, County of Sno- homish, State of Washington, of the age of four years, being now of sound mind and memory, do make, publish and declare this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking any and all wills hereunto by us made, in the manner following, to-wit: ARTICLE I. To our dear Alma Mater we leave a hallowed memory and proof of the fact that leaders such as we are born, not made. ARTICLE II. To our most highly appraised faculty the gum which may be found under desks, chairs, and tables so they will have recreation in their leisure hours. ARTICLE III. To Mr. Hartz, our beloved superintendent, we give and bequeath our deepest appreciation for his interest and kindness throughout our four years in high school. ARTICLE IV. To the Juniors we leave the divine right of Seniors. ARTICLE V. To Mr. Barnett we do most generously bequeath a bottle of mustache tonic. It guarantees bigger and better cookie dusters. To Mr. Frame we do bequeath a test detector so that he may know who has his missing tests and from whence they came. To Mr. Fiscus, the girls who type after school, leave a microphone connected with the typing room so that he can say “Good night, girls” at 4:15 and not have to move. This will be much more convenient. ARTICLE VI. 1. Len Suckling leaves his three stripes to Joe Granstrom, so that Joe can be pro- moted from his position as water boy. 2. Bob Kraetz leaves his gold teeth to Bill Reid. The depression s over, Bill! 3. To Dean Field. Hub Hovik bequeaths a handsome pair of broad shoulders. 4. Evelyn Lucas wishes to leave Teruyo Nakashima her beautiful blond waves. 5. Dick Card leaves his manual on how to teach Comp, to Miss Bowen. No more cares or worries now. Miss Bowen. 6. Spud Hunter bequeaths her ability to get out of class to Arnold Lunnum so that Arnie will no longer receive unsatisfactory slips. 7. To Mr. Fiscus, Bunny Hollingsworth wishes to present her ability to sing in the halls. He will no longer need a radio. 8. Bill Jensen presents his booming voice to Miss Lunnum so that she may be more easily heard from time to time in study hall. 9. Kenny Oliverson gives his excuse “I couldn’t help it’ to Dick Maurstead so that Mr. Fiscus will not be lonesome next year. 10. Gordon Duskin leaves all of his personal belongings used in the past four years of high school to Helen Preston. Don’t be alarmed if you hear Helen singing “Among My Souvenirs.” I L Tyson Thoemke leaves his ability to take care of ticket sales to students con cerned, so that the high school may not be without a good manager next year. Remem- ber, speed gets ’em every time. . , I 2. Herb Karr leaves his autobiography in the library so that any person desiring

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Page IB THE STILLAGUAMISH TRAIL 1 SENI( R (’LASS I’H PI IKEY ('ontinued her fifth straight speed record. 29. Herb Karr is chief tester for Beautyrest Mattress Company. 30. Alice Nordby, Ruth Tronson, Dorothy Rose and Helen Peterson are spe- cial help employed in Ralph Spoerhase’s peach cannery. 31. Ethel McClain is head gigolette in the Pioneer dances in Arlington. 32. Anna Sather, through her talkative habits WAS employed in the Bell I ele- phone Company. She lost her job, however, because she gossiped too much. 33. William Roal daily wears a pink hair ribbon to please Miss Coy. 34. Sylvia Osborn is head salesgirl for Sears, Roebuck and Company in I rafton. 35. Mildred Nelson is private secretary to Miss Harris, who is editing The Cor- rect Dress for the Gym Floor. 36. Eunice May prepares A1 Smith’s after-dinner speeches for him. He now says “radio instead of “radio. 37. Elsie Matthiesen is an agent sent by the government to get a patent on Selvin Stenson’s smile. 38. Chester Pittman has organized a junk shop, having had an excellent start with his Ford. 39. Marian Warren received $40 a day in posing for tooth paste ads. 40. Norman Sather is pesident of the Ladies’ Thimble-on Third-Finger Club. He does an excellnet seam. 41. Thelma Maurstad is now' the efficient chauffeur to Henry Ford. She is very good at back-seat driving. 42. Margaret and Helen Hanson have just contracted for a position at $2,000 a night in the Zigzag Follies. Playing Broadway! 43. Elinor Bloxham, just back from a recent visit to the moon, reports a lovely trip and extremely low rates. 44. Leonard Suckling is living in his penthouse on the 67th floor of the Hotel Royal. He has made his third million in coaching girls’ basketball. The girls have learn- ed to play a snappy game. 45. Lena Hoidal is chief editor for the column “The Affairs of the Heart” in The Arlington Times. Now the vision clouds—it clouds. It is gone—Ah, I see the word—the word “SUCCESS.” —MIRA MOLL.

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Page 1 THE STILLAGUAMISH TRAIL LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT—Continued to read some good FICTION may not be in need. 13. To Bill Sherwood, Norman Sather leaves his crooning voice so that a boys' quartette may be organized next year. 1 4. Selvin Stenson leaves his ever-ready smile to Phoebe Jones. 15. To Miss Allen, Art Jennings gives his large French Vocabulary, so that she will not lack words in future. 16. Anna Sather leaves her book How to Diet to Kathleen Veilleux. I 7. Virgil Peterson leaves his good looks, his masculine figure, and his charming ways to Clifford Ellis. 18. To Caroline Krauskoff, Mira Moll leaves her prestige with Miss Bowen. Miss Lunnum and Miss Harris. 19. Ivan Paulson very kindly leaves his red hair and school girl complexion to Rachel Sherwood. 20. Marion Warren leaves her office position to Elizabeth Nickelson, so the gang can continue to gather there. 21. Clara Lien bequeathes her good grades to Clarence Mickelson so that he can graduate next year. 22. Les Jenner leaves his extra credits to any Junior who will be lacking some at the end of his Senior year. 23. Bruce Westover leaves his way with the girls to Jack MacCurdy. 24. Elinor Bloxham leaves her ambition to be a soap box oratoress to Evelyn Beigle. 25. Ken Dahlgren leaves his efficiency in managing the stage to Bob O'Conner. 26. Mable Bjerkaker leaves her bookkeeping ability to Des Chandler. 27. Helga Anderson has consented to will her place in A. H. S. library to any ambitious person who can make Chester Larson behave. 28. John Jackson is leaving his latest book “Etiquette in High School” to the in- coming Freshmen so they will be popular with the teachers. 29. Juanita Beath leaves her typing ability to Mr. Hartz so he will no longer have to use the “hunt and peck” method. 30. Clifton Blacken wills all old book reports to anyone who wants a good grade. P. S. They’re second-handed already. 31. Harold Remington leaves his attractiveness in the eyes of several Freshman girls to Bob Murphy, who doesn't get along so well. 32. Jack Peterson wills his stacomb to Herman Haussle. 33. Bessie Blake leaves her executive ability to Roll Shannon so he may never let the class plans go astray. 34. Colin Johnstone leaves a broken hearted Sophomore girl. We do appoint Miss Allan of the Arlington High School of Arlington, Snoho- mish County, State of Washington, Executrix of this, our last will and testament. In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hands this twenty-first day of April, 1933. (SEAL) ADELAINE HUNTER, BERNICE HOLLINGSWORTH.