Arlington High School - Stillaguamish Trail Yearbook (Arlington, WA)

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Page IB THE STILLAGUAMISH TRAIL 1 SENI( R (’LASS I’H PI IKEY ('ontinued her fifth straight speed record. 29. Herb Karr is chief tester for Beautyrest Mattress Company. 30. Alice Nordby, Ruth Tronson, Dorothy Rose and Helen Peterson are spe- cial help employed in Ralph Spoerhase’s peach cannery. 31. Ethel McClain is head gigolette in the Pioneer dances in Arlington. 32. Anna Sather, through her talkative habits WAS employed in the Bell I ele- phone Company. She lost her job, however, because she gossiped too much. 33. William Roal daily wears a pink hair ribbon to please Miss Coy. 34. Sylvia Osborn is head salesgirl for Sears, Roebuck and Company in I rafton. 35. Mildred Nelson is private secretary to Miss Harris, who is editing The Cor- rect Dress for the Gym Floor. 36. Eunice May prepares A1 Smith’s after-dinner speeches for him. He now says “radio instead of “radio. 37. Elsie Matthiesen is an agent sent by the government to get a patent on Selvin Stenson’s smile. 38. Chester Pittman has organized a junk shop, having had an excellent start with his Ford. 39. Marian Warren received $40 a day in posing for tooth paste ads. 40. Norman Sather is pesident of the Ladies’ Thimble-on Third-Finger Club. He does an excellnet seam. 41. Thelma Maurstad is now' the efficient chauffeur to Henry Ford. She is very good at back-seat driving. 42. Margaret and Helen Hanson have just contracted for a position at $2,000 a night in the Zigzag Follies. Playing Broadway! 43. Elinor Bloxham, just back from a recent visit to the moon, reports a lovely trip and extremely low rates. 44. Leonard Suckling is living in his penthouse on the 67th floor of the Hotel Royal. He has made his third million in coaching girls’ basketball. The girls have learn- ed to play a snappy game. 45. Lena Hoidal is chief editor for the column “The Affairs of the Heart” in The Arlington Times. Now the vision clouds—it clouds. It is gone—Ah, I see the word—the word “SUCCESS.” —MIRA MOLL.

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THE 8TTLLAGUAMISH TRAIL Page 15 1 ! •'{: SENIOR ('LASS PROPHECY Gazing into the crystal ball of the Future what do we see? Ah—It clears— What’s this?— 1. Helga Anderson has taken over Miss Lunnum’s work in the Library. 2. Juanita Beath and Evelyn Lucas now own and operate their own Beauty Sa- lon. Norman Heaven and Armand Oquist are their best customers. 3. Ellen Holm, Dorothy Borseth and Cynthia Countryman have just opened a night club on Fifth Avenue in Bryant. They are very successful. 4. Herman Hovik has bought out Mr. Barney and runs the now draftless Amer- ican Theatre. 5. Bill Jensen, owing to his gentle voice, is specializing in study hall teaching. 6. Kenny Ohverson is trainer for the Women’s Olympic Team. Rose De Grosse is his star performer. 7. Lillian and Arnold Jacobsen are designing the ads for Art Jennings' Jazz Orchestra in the Cocoanut Grove. Ivan Paulson is crooner for the popular group. 8. Gordon Duskin and Jack Peterson, strange to say, have taken bachelor apartments in the Evergreen Hotel, Arlington. 9. Ken Dahlgren is fourth assistant stage manager for Miss Coy’s productions. 10. Dick Card is a soap box orator. His subjects are “Cleaning Up Chicago,” and “The High Tax on Lamp Shades.” I I. Evelyn Forbes is typing champion of the World. Dan and John Jackson are the water boys, to keep the machine from burning up. I 2. Bob Kraetz is private organ-grinder for Colin Johnstone's city estate. I 3. Bernice Hollingsworth, Adelaine Hunter and Mira Moll are old maids, run- ning a home for stray dogs and cats at Cooper's Spur. Bernice acts as stenographer and Adeline as critic to Mira’s plays. 14. Les Jenner is Secretary of the Treasury to President of the United States, Clifton Blacken. Kit Olsen is the private secretary. I 5. Bessie Blake has just signed a contract with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer to star in “The Figure on the- Stair.” I 6. Bruce Westover and Harold Remington are founders of the new organization Knights of the Road.” 1 7. Among the notables seen at the last World Peace Conference were Con Lien and Mary Chandler. I 8. Irene Wise is taking her place in the affections of Clark Gable. 19. Hilbrand Ferwerda, Tyson Thoemke, Carl Haller and Dwight Combs are very successful as full fledged safe-crackers. They never leave a clue. 20. Gertrude Speer, Kate Forbes, Clara Lien and Beryl Smith are still trying to pass the final test in French. Poor girls, they never were very smart! 21. The professions are not to be neglected. Raymond Groendyke has proven his worth in horse doctoring. - 22. Gertrude Palmer has joined Paderewski for a world tour in a piano duet. 23. Evelyn Larson is a captivating bathing beauty on the beach at Lake Goodwin. 24. Viola Voll and Mabel Bjerkaker are ushering for the World fair in Chicago. 25. Virgil Peterson is at present editing the ever popular “Ballyhoo.” Dorothy Olander poses for the cover. 26. Leonard Bunten has taken the place of Rubinoff with Eddie Cantor on the radio. 27. Dwight Millican now is sweeping streets in Jordan. He reports a wonderful pick-up in business. 28. Bethene Collins is racing for Malcolm Campbell in Eagle the 2nd. This is

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THE STILL AG U AMISH TRAIL Page 17 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the class of 1933, of the Alington High School of Arlington, County of Sno- homish, State of Washington, of the age of four years, being now of sound mind and memory, do make, publish and declare this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking any and all wills hereunto by us made, in the manner following, to-wit: ARTICLE I. To our dear Alma Mater we leave a hallowed memory and proof of the fact that leaders such as we are born, not made. ARTICLE II. To our most highly appraised faculty the gum which may be found under desks, chairs, and tables so they will have recreation in their leisure hours. ARTICLE III. To Mr. Hartz, our beloved superintendent, we give and bequeath our deepest appreciation for his interest and kindness throughout our four years in high school. ARTICLE IV. To the Juniors we leave the divine right of Seniors. ARTICLE V. To Mr. Barnett we do most generously bequeath a bottle of mustache tonic. It guarantees bigger and better cookie dusters. To Mr. Frame we do bequeath a test detector so that he may know who has his missing tests and from whence they came. To Mr. Fiscus, the girls who type after school, leave a microphone connected with the typing room so that he can say “Good night, girls” at 4:15 and not have to move. This will be much more convenient. ARTICLE VI. 1. Len Suckling leaves his three stripes to Joe Granstrom, so that Joe can be pro- moted from his position as water boy. 2. Bob Kraetz leaves his gold teeth to Bill Reid. The depression s over, Bill! 3. To Dean Field. Hub Hovik bequeaths a handsome pair of broad shoulders. 4. Evelyn Lucas wishes to leave Teruyo Nakashima her beautiful blond waves. 5. Dick Card leaves his manual on how to teach Comp, to Miss Bowen. No more cares or worries now. Miss Bowen. 6. Spud Hunter bequeaths her ability to get out of class to Arnold Lunnum so that Arnie will no longer receive unsatisfactory slips. 7. To Mr. Fiscus, Bunny Hollingsworth wishes to present her ability to sing in the halls. He will no longer need a radio. 8. Bill Jensen presents his booming voice to Miss Lunnum so that she may be more easily heard from time to time in study hall. 9. Kenny Oliverson gives his excuse “I couldn’t help it’ to Dick Maurstead so that Mr. Fiscus will not be lonesome next year. 10. Gordon Duskin leaves all of his personal belongings used in the past four years of high school to Helen Preston. Don’t be alarmed if you hear Helen singing “Among My Souvenirs.” I L Tyson Thoemke leaves his ability to take care of ticket sales to students con cerned, so that the high school may not be without a good manager next year. Remem- ber, speed gets ’em every time. . , I 2. Herb Karr leaves his autobiography in the library so that any person desiring