Arlington High School - Stillaguamish Trail Yearbook (Arlington, WA)

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I'age CO THE STILLAGUAMISH TRAIL SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Class of 1932, the best class that has ever graduated from the Arlington High School, City of Arlington, County of Snohomish, State of Washington, United States of America, being of firm and sound mind and acting under no fraud or duress, do declare this, our last will and testament, to wit: ARTICLE I. To our Alma Mater we bequeath our best wishes for future events and, the Senior ■ Class spirit, athletic ability to the other three classes. ARTICLE II. To Mr. Fiscus, our beloved principal, we bequeath the latest and most humorous joke book to be thoroughly digested, in order to prevent further repetition of the same old jokes in his future classes. ARTICLE III. To Mr. Frame we bequeath a metal strong box in which he will be able to keep his examination questions. ARTICLE IV. To Miss Lunnum wre do hereby bequeath an elevator running from the study hall to Mr. Fiscus’ office. ARTICLE V. To the following, we, the undersigned, do bequeath: 1. To Martha Thompson and Christine Sather those slender wisps, a portion f the extra avoirdupois of Dorothy Wise and Lila Aldridge. 2. To Orpha Larson and Maudie Gruwell, Irene Hoidal’s sophisticated and haughty manners. 3. All the right, title and interest of Esther Thorsen in and to the male sex, to Lena Hoidal. 4. Leland Jones’ curly hair to Jack Peterson so that Kathleen won’t have to give him fingerwaves. 5. Eddie Oberg’s manly form to Dean Field so that Dean may be more able to carry the scholastic burdens of the school. 6. George Snelson’s melodious voice to Emmett Thompson. 7. Alice Heimer’s baby face to Jean Carpenter. 8. Orville Gulhaugen’s drawing ability to Mr. Barnett so that Mr. Barnett can better illustrate in his science classes. 9. Vivian Dooley’s blond wavy locks to Teruyo Nakishima. I 0. Violet Marsh’s gum chewing ability to Arleen Dooley. 1 1. Hansiene Oien’s sylph like form to Kathleen Veilleux. 12. Margit Ottem’s mental capacity to Bob Spalding so that Bob may be eligible for athletics at all times. 1 3. Ethel Montgomery’s use of cosmetics to Virginia Sessoms. 1 4. Phyllis is leaving nothing but is taking her dearest possession with her. 15. To Ella Severson we leave Eleanor Tommervik’s position in Mr. Hartz’s of- fice so that the male sex may continue to gather there. 16. The continual fight between Don Leach and Louise Contento to Miss Dyer

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THE STILL AGUAMISH TRAIL Page 19 6. Vivian Dooley is taking negro parts at Hollywood. Immediately after the Se- nior Play she signed a contract with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios. 7. Since Herbert Snyder has lost out with a certain young “Miss,” he is trying to drown his sorrows in chemical experiments in which he is supposed to excel. 8. And who do you suppose is President of the United States? George Snelson, with Phyllis in her glory, as First Lady of the Land. 9. Ed. Oberg has overcome his bashfulness and is the leading speaker at nearly every National Convention. 10. Laddie Christensen is the first grade teacher at Swede Hill. Every morning Laddy tells them a nursery rhyme. 1 I. What's this we see? Why it’s Ed. Wahl, chief flea trainer in the circus. 12. Walter Bunten has recently set a new world’s record in bicycle riding. He rode from Oso to Trafton in 10 hours. 1 3. Hazel Knights and Ruth Deeter are now engaged as nurse maids at the home of Mr. Frame. I 4. Rolf Rcss has just completed his one hundredth day in the Flag Pole sitting contest at Playland. 1 5. Now that prohibition isn’t anymore, John Main and Ernest Spoerhase are run- ning a corporation of saloons and speakeasies along the coast. 16. Carl Carlson is the outstanding woman heart breaker at Monte Carlo. I 7. Herb Clark recently gave a children’s party in honor of his small son Her- bert, Jr. Herb having entered his second childhood, was seen entering into the chil- dren’s games with as much, if not more zeal than the children. 18. Ethel Montgomery and Thelma Sheppard are selling cosmetics of their own preparation in the now flourishing Oso drug store. 19. Elverna Fingarson makes coffee for King Olaf of Norway. 20. Clayton Grant is head manager to Henry Ford. He specializes in taking Forcf apart and trying to put them together again. 21. Kathleen Cady won a silver cup at a beauty contest in Trafton, Washington the other day. Mr. Jack Peterson of Paris was the judge. 22. Irene Hoidal is to be seen daily, pushing a perambultor on the promenades of Terrace Park. • 23. Arnold Tommervik has taken Bing Crosby’s place as a radio crooner with more success than Bing. 24. Ken O’Laughlin is Paris’ leading beauty culturist. He specializes in face lifting and general assimilations. All the A. H. S. feminine faculty members have been seen loitring around his establishmnts. 25. We see Marie Anderson and Louise Contento making their debut in the Zieg- field Follies, it is rumored that they are dancing into the hearts of many masculine ad- mirers. 26. The professions are not being neglected. Hartman Larson is a successful doc- tor in Charlie Mathew’s Better Babies Clinic.” 27. Ernie St. Aubin is a prominent manufacturer of late alarm clocks for Mr. Hartz’s bus drivers. 28. Gertrude Wallitner made use of her High School training. She now owns a chain of candy stores from New York to Arlington. PHYLLIS UNDERWOOD. Chairman. KATHLEEN CADY. OLIVE BOTTEN, CORRINNE VEILLEUX, RUTH PEDERSON.

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THE 9TILLAGUAMISH TRAIL Page 21 CLASS WILL—Continued and Miss Coy. I 7. John Kraetz’s shoes to Les Mansfield so that Les may have a bigger and better understanding. 1 8. Bernard Moen’s quiet and reserved manners to Chet Larson. 19. Marie Anderson leaves a book “How to Diet” to Cynthia Countryman, so that Cynthia may forever have her girlish figure. 20. Olive Botten leaves her come hither smile to Irene Wise. 2 I. Eleanor Russell’s athletic ability to Ethel Hayden. 22. Chuck Mathews’ blushing countenance to Yoneo Nakishimo. 23. Louise Johnstone will give all her advice on how to pick an escort to anyone who will come to see her. 24. Ken O’Laughlin on account of his Scotch instinct does not wish to leave any of his characteristics unless paid a reasonable price for them. 25. To Carl Lindberg, Arnold Tommervik's basketball ability. We, the Class of 1932, do nominate and appoint Gordon Duskin, President of the Junior Class, as the sole executor of this, our last will and testament. In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hands and seals by Irene Hoidal our attorney, thereunto lawfully authorized this twenty-eighth day of April, A. D., 1932. In the presence of: (SEAL) IRENE HOIDAL LOUISE JOHNSTONE. DON C. LEACH. KEN. O’LAUGHLIN. ARNOLD TOMMERVIK.