Arlington Heights High School - Yellow Jacket Yearbook (Fort Worth, TX)

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Ev. iv K aff' Z :ilu But according to our calculations, the average student needs only two hours of school a clay, argue Glenn Black, D'Al1Hll Rankin, and Cathy Grubbs. 1-:Harm 83 i'Xv-Fling, my Lindy pen is running a fever, moans Mrs. Mary Marsh. That's ten on Galloping Gurtic in the eighth, records Mr. Etl Kahler as he and Don Hickman use registration as a front for other activities.

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Recipe for Registration Shred Nerves Coarsely fa my Cwfi' 4' yt, , . li, it t ,H I -. 1 fi. wk - .:, Q W 'E it nm. if I . V ef if, ' ,zils-fi Slip me I1 tranquilizer, Donna. Here comes Doyle XVaIters to switch his algebra period for the eighth time, chokes Mrs. Frances Coon to Mrs. Donna Joan Meyer. I4 I -Q INGREDIENTS: 2000 AHHS students and 72 teachers. INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Preheat oven Cauditoriumj to approximately 95 degrees. 2. Bake seniors in oven for 15 minutes or until lightly exhausted. 3. Take ingredients out of oven and put into toaster fhomeroomsj. 4. Next add numbers ranging from 1 to 8005 then place in long line outside of mixer Qlunchroornj. Let stand until stiff. 5. Beat into mixer in groups of 20 until thor- oughly done fand relieved that it's finally overj. 6. Repeat process for juniors. Same to you, fella, retaliates Coach Da Wfalker. I'll straighten out this schedule if it takes till one a.m., vows Bobby Arnold. BONG! V l

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r 3 2 1 . eg 5 'Y' 5 L K i 35 1 5 j ? 5 .ggi S .' 2 V' 2 , L , fl l ai , l ig v l W K .ff cs ' -as 5 l s V ld I Q r l ki f L ' l i 5 f ri 5 J S '41 5? C :Q , K l:3T, , i l C 5, 1 3 3 Dont look now, Sheila, but I think that guy up there has a camera, warns Howdy King Clancy 1 'li i 5' fr 5 -1 f i Sgr: l i f 3. 5 L If 2 .. , . Dunigan to Queen Sheila Dillard. 1 3 L johnny Williams gracefully models as a typical Paschalice during the AY skit in ,mn the Howdy Week program. Don't you like my combat glass slippers? asks a hurt W:1y'11e Cinderella Hueppelsheuser, the darling of the AY skit. Say, Cinco, you're supposed to play it, not drink it, advises XVayne Hueppelsheuser to Cinco Phillips, as Stephen Bruton, john Lanford and Ben Loughry continue in their efforts at singing. lb