Ardsley High School - Ardsleyan Yearbook (Ardsley, NY)

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DK!! 'Whatever trouble Adam had, No man in days of yore Could say when Adam cracked a joke, 'I've heard that one before! 4 4 4 5 Miss Buell to Jimmy Petrolas 'How many times have I told you to be at class on time?' Jimmy: HI don't know! I thought you were keeping score.' 'I 41- -If 'II' Nicky Mantello looming from schoollz I 'm like Washington and Lincoln. John Renda: How's that? Nicky Mantello: 'I went down in History.' 'I 'E if- 'li Professor: Kspeaking to his science classj Here you see the skull of a chimpanzee, a very rare specimen. There are only two in the country--one is in the National Museum, and I have the otherlu -If 'Fl' 63 -32- Mr. Silliman: 'All right, Illl meet you halfway. I'm ready to forget half of the punishment you deserve Nicky Lancellotti svelll I'll reet you,too, and forvet the other half ' Ralph DeN1ke 'Has anyone seen my belt around the housev' His father No, I haven't Did you put it around the house? Mr Horend 'Howard, what is a poly on?' Howard Frlschmann Cafter some hesitationj ' h, at's a dead parrot ' Barber ite Bill Connorsj 'Jhat'11 you have today, a haircut or just the oil chanoed?W nYassah, said the little darkey nI's named o' m parents Pa's name was Ferdinand and Haruq's name was Liza ' D1 t s your naxe then H r rdiliza Va ly Hay Nher o jallbirds come from? Howard Connors From lsr s, bats, and swallo Herbie 'You look sweet enouvh to eat N h I do eat Where shall we fo? Doctor Now, take a deep breath and say, nine three times Patient Twenty seven! P M fi f ' ' fl S, I7-6 Illllmlf lp QI lk I fl Sw! QXVAX51 I M 'N 1 G N . , nn. . I A Q w 'Il' 'li' 'N' -K' 2 ' . I u 'I' 'I' 'll' -Il' Q I 2 : O th , .' 45' 'lk 'I' 'II- Z Q' ' e - U - '35 'K' i -X- H 1 is ah o I I I . . I 1 n-1 1 9 1 9. . nw, I n A -If 'X' -I5 '29 V , . l : ' e d ' . : L: ws. S I 'I' 'K' 45 9? . , . . S . 1, .SI Rut : . 1-. E .f, 4 4 4 4 5 'X I I ' A I n I, .I n - H . S I3 Sa 1 . 1 L 15.0.1 A 11 - ' I . 4 I,1 , 6 FN S' A -1,11 .' ..' 1 , I 'I' ,, ' . - 'rm I 1'-E. , .,1--1,xI 1 - ,af La. ,I 4 4 XII I 22: , - 1 Q I 1 f f ig!-,A '55, ,e' I, ' ' , ,a ggi . I 4 Z V, ' I, tix . 1' ' .. Y -f f .il - ! I I ,,,,L gag ' . I 1 Il' ym -V ' .fax ' ' Q' ,. V:-.J Ill! '-' .. 1 V ' .' ' . ' LESS .. ,Q --- -- 'fffi ' X ' ' - 2- . .--sfvft f T5 .ff .I Riffs: we , x s Z K I - K Ig- 1fI .' ' I- ,,4fl1l 25' .1 7-1?g::::n, X552 :a::L..I I1 - ' '11 5 g , f ,.I- , X 1, ,Q 1 D, v u- . --.I.II-I.. ,:'---... I 1 I 1 :Q AI 525 gif - -' f--ff si j f' V. fi? - Z f - -.A -N ' . . lu VI I I ,.....' I ' Ek eq fe fa ' in 1 .4' . . 1 W, N 'Q 5 , . . . H . I , I. ag I I ,.., 4 3 ' f Q ,x, ,. 1 11 r. -, .1-1 L '- x . 4 If Q X 35,1 , ' . x ' , A I' 1 ' x Q 'gy ,' , -wj I ' I ' , 4 3 L 4 v I . mol H' y X? . 'i.Qnn..JH5!g

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HONOR SOCIETY The Honor Society has grown steadily since its organization and at the present time has a membership of over one hundred and fifty pupils. At the first meeting of the Honor Society early in October, Freda Wille was elected President, William Phillips, Vice-presidentg Ruth Gubler, Secretaryg and Miss Conklin was chosen adviser. The Third Degree which acts as the executive committee consists of twelve members: Graham Bell, Catherine Casadonte, Fannie D'Angelo, Esmee Clark, Charles Benedict, Angelina Paolucci, Irving Engleman, Marianna Frischmann, Clara Maori, and the officers. The most important event of the year, the Honor Society Banquet, was held on December 17, at which time thirty-six candidates were inducted into the society. It was our privilege again to have with us the Honorable Walter F. Seely, who consented to act as toastmaster. The program consisted of songs, speeches, the solemn ceremony of initiation, and the serving of refreshments. The Surprise Honor Award was given to Mr. Thomas. At present we are making plans for the Annual Third Degree Initiation which is to be held on April 5 Late in Avril the Third Degree is arranging to have a banquet for the members of the Second and Third Decree An appetizing menu is beinc preaared for everyone Invitations to this affair have been extended to guests from various neighboring schools The speaker for that eveninp will be Fr Charles Jones, who has traveled extensivslv and who will talk on nLeadershl, in Other Countries Ever, member of the Vonor Society is striving to live up to the code of the society WI pledge myself to aid my school in scnol rshiy, service, attendance, conduct, and welcomin, stranvers Clara 'acr STUDENT COUNCIL The Student Council has as its officers this year, Ruth Gubler, PT6Sld6Ht, lonte Banist r, Vice presfdent, rrela lille, Secretary f'r t t T1 Dorothy Vcqcnry, Secr tary second ter , Mr Charles Horend, Faculty Adviser Slnce there have not been many probl ms in the chool this year, the Student Council has not been very active However, it is nor nazir ,lan for a novie to be pre cated on A,r1l 21 At present, he St dent Council is ,lann na to install a laque in the clinic memory ol the lat D Geor e Q John on DOpog1J Icdenry I if in X WI M WK-,!- if 0 DQ ' -' f' 1 4? A I WMU' J X 1 l K Q 9 ' ' 4: f ' , M ,L I . V, .. n 1 4 I -v- .Il y 7 2 . a , we A T Q ,- ,I 1 w ' ' I 1 A 1 W I ' o I .9 ' y ce - - C. ' f '.' - s. e rg . I e- ' . . U V M X LS 5 S + L ' W S I 9 . I' ff ' N c : -1 1 p . .V as I, , 'W in.. 'V ' ,e'r. 3 . s . -.. 11 4. ,H f' A ly fy- ff l' K - i ,,- V' 1552 ,bb I I ' ' ' . I . V Hilda 9, - I , , I I 'fi ' A ' . . ' v H 1 'MN' 'YL' . um H My - l it A L ' X fl :,'i '3, xvrylllil ,lui :IQ l L ,f 1 3' - ' f 1 .' . V' ' 1 . .' I ef, --W V. f .. ' -1-f-vw.ezf. eva-f-:ffl-af, ,, '1-A 4. 7 .fy f . 'N e lf 14' ' m f-'ff-.M-Q ' I-5. fx, '- .' - 'f' 1 . ' ' 'iv ' S '5fi'1.1 V2 Vv f'llFJ wf V 7 I ,121 1 1' ,.', nl , yl' x- V ,I ' ,VI 'M , cl 5. 4123. X ,W . . A , mn.. p, - n. 1, Q.. .R + ,VIH T' I Cf, F .ff-,-, H 3-A lf'--Q'-1' . ' my. -f.. ' f-1-C: - - Q 'i ' J- i . I J 9 rf fi 'l'q- . , -gf..-ws' . -,, -f-' ' ' - :N 1. , ' 4 ' ' -r Y 1 'il 'f- Lev .-.lfn ' - ,, 7'.fL.if 7 V2 W! giJ!, M JK- X 'A M Cfgyjiff Ri x fr , ,, ' X

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MDKES It was dusk as Annmarie stopped at the filling station. 'I want a quart of red o1l.' She said to the service man. The man gasped and hestitated. 'Give me a quart of red oil,' she repeated. 'A quart of red o1l?' he stammered. 'Certalnly,' she said, 'my tail light is out.' e 4 4 4 What Would Happen If: Miss Clayton didn't close the door on time. If: Annmarie went on a diet. If: Mr. Silliman started to use hair tonic. If: The Freshman C Class didn't win the P. T. A. money. If: Bradford didn't stay in school until five o'clock. If: Happy Warren died of overwork. If: Bill Phillips d1dn't argue in French class. If: Miss Hapgood d1dn't have her daily bottle of Grade 'A' Milk. If: Miss Davis ever remembered where she left her keys. If: Anyone thought our jokes were funny! -A -E fl' 'I' Patient: lln waiting room of doctor's office! 'How do you do?' Second Patient: 'So, so. I'm aching from neur1tis.' First Patient- 'Glad to meet you I'm Mendelbau from Chicago ' 'Mom, you said the baby has your eyes and daddy's nose, d1dn't you9' 'Yes, darling ' 'Well, you'd better watch him He has grandpa's teeth now Miss Robbie 'How would you punctuate this sentence? 'The wind blew a ten dol 'bill around the corner Hike Hoccia 'I'd make a dash after the bill Xlx The Ardsley High School Band practice was in full swing, but something had gone wrong Mr Vincent glared at Johnny Venners, the cornet player 'Nhy on earth did you leave off playing just as we got to the chorus?' 'Ne1l,' retorted Johnny, 'on my music it says, 'Refrain,' so I did ' ' ell ry boy, said Pr Brown, and how are you getting on at school?' His nephew, Hayman, looked a trifle despondent 'Oh, not so bad, uncle,' he replied, 'and I'm trying awfully hard to get ahead ' 'That's ood,' said his uncle, you need one Charles Duda ffollowing rapid fire dictationl Now, Miss Clayton, what did you sav between 'Dear Sir' and 'Sincerely yours9 The one ring circus was visiting a town in the hills The folks there recognized all the instruments of the band except the slide trombone One old settler watcher the player for quite some time, then, turning to his son, said, 'Don't let on that you're watching him There's a trick to it, he a1n't really swaller n' it Kr if: TYMIK. TH is Y64? fi tg LliLj:g:.-I-I-iE,, g 'QL 'fav lx 'P f at 4 1 X? . - f -ll' 'K 'I' 'I' S . ' I I In I ' 'Z' 'K' 45 'll' , 6 : ' , - lar I A . 1 I an W Q 'I' 'I' 4 'F' b 'nl I C r 'A ' I H ' 'N' if 'H' 'K' f 4? f W A n .. . - ' N . nf . 4 w . w . ! 'lf' if 'lf' 'N' , , n I 'P 'I' 'I' 'H' ul' 'f 2 - - ' a' , f ' , IF -5' fi n l lx - Q F I 'ff 1 ll 4 ,,!' ,f'7 l . ' s I 'Vw fl' L Y f f f . 1 7 f K' it 4. L A lf-I 4 ,uf s e a mh- 1 X. lg Z l y U 1 I IU! V -W f ,114 1 . ' ,If ,. g ' ' , , AI .,. V M ll lx ' ,JK ,I 1 ,I 'ht' I 1 I A '12 xlr. ', Alyql 1. I M' 'Z ' 1 ,:,..fn1',, RI! ?jl '.-51:11 I,-at 1 il -.v -llirlffjli - M. 'X I A .f. ff - 5 fm'-ip H I 2 A-zf, .Q -' if f - -, .1--, Ax.. 1. . 1 , 2- J ,' , 'vw J 7 fmmfii' Le- - 5 f , w , of M W-