Arcade Central High School - Edacra Yearbook (Arcade, NY)

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CLASS PROPHECY fcont J NDale Shaw, President of the Chrysler Motors Corporation, wishes the announcement made that the famous one wheel get Plymouth car will be on display two weeks from today The Grand Showing will take place at Gail Williams' huge Chrysler garage at 14 0'C10Ck fBy the way, Joyce Bateman 1S working there as a HOU Pald meChaH1C J Da1e's secretary, Linda Noel will unveil H119 Strlklngly beautiful car and Richard White will demonstrate its breathtaking speed and the balance The Saturday Evening Post claims that this car is so low and stream lined that you don't get into it, you put it on Eloise Benstead, who has taken over Norman Rockwell's position, has done n excellent Job in lllustfatlng this car for the cover f the Saturday Evening Post which will be on sale on the day of the unveiling Raymond Buncy, draftsman who d ew up the plans for the U S Atlantic Pacific six lane highway, is proud to announce that his coast to coast super highway will b opened for use tomorrow at 7 p m Carl Blackhall told our reporter today that the engineering and con struc ing of the future bridge from San Francisco to Hawaii w1l1 take place next month Carl has been working on this project for two years ' Darrell Domes closed the News Around the Universe and the weather report was issued for the day Theresa Stachowski was at proach toward western New York fThe city of Arcade was gravely in danger D Theresa contacted Gerald Burton, who was at the North Pole He was trying to break the world's record by sitting on the Pole for the lvngest duration of time He had been sit ting on the top for 78 straight hours now and was still there when Theresa synchronized with Alton Gillette who was competing with Gerald at the South Pole Others who were contacted were Arnold Stone, who was in Moscow for the Peace Talks and Thomas Dutton who was on the Island of Pogo Pogo trying desperately f rec1v1l1ze the natives from pogo sticks to stilts CBoy that weather girl sure can make her program 1nterest1ng'D A commercial appeared next in which Carol Benzel was model ing her beautiful school girl complexion for the NSh1n Deep Beau ty Creamn I wasn't surprised, for she always did have such a lovely complexion What did surprise me was that Frank Lavery was announcing the Grande Ole Opry to appear in 30 seconds Philip Mahoney was calling the square dances and doing a marvel ous Job Carol Minkel was the yodelin' belle of the Opry while Mildred Tyler and Kathleen Sm1th,under the name of the Kamil sis ters, did a beautiful duet together while playing their guitars Suddenly Lloyd Luther appeared on my screen and was doing what I thought to be the craziest thing I ever say He bounded on a mat tress 15 feet into the air about 20 times in succession I soon found out that he was only demonstrating the indestructability of Margery Bleyle's nSleep Fine Mattresses ' fcontinued on next pagel . up , . 0 l ' , o n i D . . a , , q O ' r I . . - . . 1 . . e I Q I the weather board announcing hurricane Pluto's rapidly moving ap- - ' o - 1

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CLASS PROPHECY fcont P 1n good cond1t1on owe a great deal tor, but also to accompl1shment Now all they have to do 13 get back J of thanks not only to the pllots and the 1nven Robert Mould who flnanced the expenses for th1s fHe certa1nly could afford lt after mak1ng h1s 5th b1ll1on from h1s o1l wells 1U Texas I FLASH A bullet1n has Just been rece1ved from our star rov1ng reporter, Dale Drennan, that Marle Farr1ngton has Just become the f1TSt woman to break the llght barrler w1th a Brzzz 1She d1d th1s acc1dently wh1le chas1ng her man J UCarl Sm1th and Wllllam Stre1cher have st1ll not been heard from yet after beglnnlng the1r th1rd expedltlon through the dangerous unexplored gungles of Afrlca They have been m1SS1ng for four days now, but we have not glven up hope yet Meanwhlle, James Montgomery and Donn Smlth, employed by the Natlonal Snake Exh1b1t1on, have been sent to f1nd and capture the world's most deadly and dangerous snakes, 1nclud1ng the g1gant1c Zsa Zsa, a snake 725 feet long and 34 feet 1n dlameter CAh well, 1t's been nice know1ng them J Russell M1ller, Amer1ca's foremost da1ryman, has succeeded 1n his experiment with a scientif1cally developed cattle feed1ng program One week on the produce m1lk that 13 already pasteurlzed Cornell Un1vers1ty Lab, had been mak1ng a months now and posslble for NAnd now aga1n He has H15 only reply w1n next year spec1al dlet and cows Charles Roche, of the Slmllar exper1ment for belleves that h1s StUd19S cow to produce chocolate m1lk and labor w1ll make lt for the sports 1tems Robert Caner has done lt won three consecut1ve Ind1anapo11s Speedway Races was, 'Just watch my smoke when I try for my fourth We all w1sh Ronald Poole, U S Representat1ve . . . . c . . We ' ' . ll . -L . . . - a - .lu is ' ' ' a . U. . ' ' ' P t w ' . in track to the World 0lymp1cs, good luck as he ventures towards thls d1ff1CU1t goal wh1ch he has strlven so d1l1gently for Alan Jackson and Joseph K1ng are to be congratualted for thelr out standlng performance 1n the Army Navy football game yesterday Ten touchdowns each ceztalnly nothlng to be sneered t Joanne Hopklns has been voted the most outstandlng athlete 1n the S She w1ll always be recogn1zed for her famous sportsmanship throughout the world Peter Walter, better known as Mr Unlverse, w1ll begln h1s 98th wrestllng match tonlght on channel CBN e er, by the way, has on every slngle match N WIt seems that there 15 a Perfect man 1n the world after all Mar1e Newell and V1ck1 Kenyon have completed thelr robot at last and he 1S obed1ent to every command,so they say V1v1an Bengamln, w1fe of the rlchest o1l man 1n town, has generously glven them a year's supply of 011 for the operatlon of th1s perfect man Marle and V1ck1 are very grateful to Frances Holland for her help w1th the mathematlcal and sc1ent1f1c problems Without her, they wouldn't have been able to make hls bra1ns lcont1nued on next pagoi

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CLASS PROPHECY fcont P I watched for a few more mlnutes wh1le my tlme mach1ne re vealed what the rest of my classmates would be dolng I learned that Jack Gu1ld had taken over the Jackle Gleason Show and was mak1ng a smash h1t Sh1rley Wood, w1th her asslstant Kay Carr, 1S on the Pla1n and Fancy Cook1n' Show Sh1rley and Kay's famous reclpe, the 'Get Your Man' salad dresslng had reached the top ten rec1pes' Sharon Arnold had always wanted to JOIH the Waves soon found that she had achleved her goal and more She 1S now head of the U S Wave Corps Another advert1sement appeared 1n whlch the Greenall Nursery school, operated by Rose Green and V1V1aD Allen, was commerc1al 1z1ng the1r motto 'We w1ll take care of your ch1ldren wh1le you take care of yourself H Testlmonlals were glven 1n appreclatlon for the Servlces of the Greenall Nursery by Charlene Bates and Barbara Davldson Ctop fllght secretarlesl and Rhoda Steward They are all marr1ed now and sometlmes take thelr chlldren to Rose's and V1v1an's nursery I turned to another channel and was 1n tlme for the late late late mov1e Thls movle, based on an adaptatlon of a novel by Sally Nolan, starred Dorothy Hurlburt who portrayed a spy worklng for the Federated Un1on of School Teachers The settlng was a Latln school 1n M1sh1wask1, Arkansas Th1s school was run by a teacher portrayed by Joyce Potter The plot of the mov1e concerned the attempt, on the part of the Un1on, to ferret out the unfalr pract1ces of the teacher, M1ss Potter She never on a date and she forbade the Home Economlcs teacher, played by Kay Van Slyke, to buy potatoes for the class work She had to P3156 them herself J After Act I, Karen Woolley, a Prlma Ballerlna, danced for the advertlsement of L1ndsley's Green Cheese Wthe latest snack before bedtlme Rowena, by the way, has made m1ll1ons on th1s sensat1ona1 new two tone green, del1c1ous cheese Followlng the show, 1nformat1on was g1ven that sets had been deslgned by Joanne Rosenthal, Hollywood deslgner, and make up by Marva Shearman who had manufactured the new l1ve movle l1pst1ck called nWh1sper 3 the favor1 e d1sc Jockey f all bobby soxers, R1chard Day, began h1s program w1th some soothlng Jazz muslc so soothlng 1n fact, that I fell asleep for my wonderful t1me machlne had answered my questlon as to what my A C S classmates would be dolng 1n the future Good 'ole Arcade Central had grad uated prosperlty and well be1ng for the whole natlon Perhaps the success of the Senlor Class was due 1n part to the efforts of the Senlor Class advlsors, Mrs We1tz and Mr N1chols,who retlred from teachlng after the publlcatlon of thelr book ln the summer of 1956 The book was entltled NHow to Make Money and Influence Senlors W . , , I , ' . . . I . . . ---, . . . allowed one of her teachers, played by Sonja Shepard, to go out u . 4 n . 1-1 1 n s n n ni n 1 . ' At a.m., 't ' -' o -