Arcade Central High School - Edacra Yearbook (Arcade, NY)

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CLASS PROPHECY fcont P 1n good cond1t1on owe a great deal tor, but also to accompl1shment Now all they have to do 13 get back J of thanks not only to the pllots and the 1nven Robert Mould who flnanced the expenses for th1s fHe certa1nly could afford lt after mak1ng h1s 5th b1ll1on from h1s o1l wells 1U Texas I FLASH A bullet1n has Just been rece1ved from our star rov1ng reporter, Dale Drennan, that Marle Farr1ngton has Just become the f1TSt woman to break the llght barrler w1th a Brzzz 1She d1d th1s acc1dently wh1le chas1ng her man J UCarl Sm1th and Wllllam Stre1cher have st1ll not been heard from yet after beglnnlng the1r th1rd expedltlon through the dangerous unexplored gungles of Afrlca They have been m1SS1ng for four days now, but we have not glven up hope yet Meanwhlle, James Montgomery and Donn Smlth, employed by the Natlonal Snake Exh1b1t1on, have been sent to f1nd and capture the world's most deadly and dangerous snakes, 1nclud1ng the g1gant1c Zsa Zsa, a snake 725 feet long and 34 feet 1n dlameter CAh well, 1t's been nice know1ng them J Russell M1ller, Amer1ca's foremost da1ryman, has succeeded 1n his experiment with a scientif1cally developed cattle feed1ng program One week on the produce m1lk that 13 already pasteurlzed Cornell Un1vers1ty Lab, had been mak1ng a months now and posslble for NAnd now aga1n He has H15 only reply w1n next year spec1al dlet and cows Charles Roche, of the Slmllar exper1ment for belleves that h1s StUd19S cow to produce chocolate m1lk and labor w1ll make lt for the sports 1tems Robert Caner has done lt won three consecut1ve Ind1anapo11s Speedway Races was, 'Just watch my smoke when I try for my fourth We all w1sh Ronald Poole, U S Representat1ve . . . . c . . We ' ' . ll . -L . . . - a - .lu is ' ' ' a . U. . ' ' ' P t w ' . in track to the World 0lymp1cs, good luck as he ventures towards thls d1ff1CU1t goal wh1ch he has strlven so d1l1gently for Alan Jackson and Joseph K1ng are to be congratualted for thelr out standlng performance 1n the Army Navy football game yesterday Ten touchdowns each ceztalnly nothlng to be sneered t Joanne Hopklns has been voted the most outstandlng athlete 1n the S She w1ll always be recogn1zed for her famous sportsmanship throughout the world Peter Walter, better known as Mr Unlverse, w1ll begln h1s 98th wrestllng match tonlght on channel CBN e er, by the way, has on every slngle match N WIt seems that there 15 a Perfect man 1n the world after all Mar1e Newell and V1ck1 Kenyon have completed thelr robot at last and he 1S obed1ent to every command,so they say V1v1an Bengamln, w1fe of the rlchest o1l man 1n town, has generously glven them a year's supply of 011 for the operatlon of th1s perfect man Marle and V1ck1 are very grateful to Frances Holland for her help w1th the mathematlcal and sc1ent1f1c problems Without her, they wouldn't have been able to make hls bra1ns lcont1nued on next pagoi

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lass Prophecy It all began when I was exper1ment1ng w1th y toy erector set, when suddenly, to my amazement I had constructed the most unbellevable gadget ever created It was a t1me machlne o those who don t know what a tlme machlne lt 18 a machlne that looks lnto tlme D Suddenly a thought struck me flt hurt, t o Sure, why not? I'll ask the machlne to reveal what y classmates of '56 w1ll be do1ng ten years from now I loosened the bolt and tlghtened the nut and PRESTO What do you thlnk my eyes beheld? A commerc1al H1ll1am Close was advert1s1ng Zlppo soap one fllck of the wr1st and 1t's clean The soap or the WF1St? I don't know I d1dn't walt to f1nd out I cut h1m short He used to be tall I was just t1me to tune ln on the 364,000,000 Questlon To my amazement, L D 0'Dell was the Master of Ceremonles and the famous M1ss Amer1ca of '66, Sandra Coloross, was h1s asslst ant Stepp1ng from the 1solat1on booth was Robert Drennan who had Just mlraculously answered the 32,000,000 QUeSt1On The next person to appear on the program was trylng for the top questlon Ida Noon trled desperately, but to the d1sappo1ntment of everyone, she falled to answer the questlon, 'How many sta are there?N The flrst of her consolat1on pf1ZBS was a 24 karet gold m1nk l1ned '66 Cad1llac convertlble chauffeured by R1chard Keenan and presented by the top off1c1al of the program, Charles Rosler The second prlze was new get home styled by e famous archltect, Morrls Mummery The thlrd and flnal pr1ze was a beaut1ful atomlc powered ocean l1ner presented personally by Larry Nourse, Presldent of the Ocean L1ner Company D 0'De ended the program w1th the usual llhe NTune 1n next week to see 1f Robert Drennan w1ll try or the 364,000,000 QU9St10n ' Next to appear on my tlme machlne was the l5 o'clock News Around the Unlverse Darrell Domes was the news commentator reported the followlng news ltems nThe second E1nste1n, a famous electrlcal englneer has done the 1mposs1ble he has spl1t an electron' Th1s remarkable genlus 1S none other than Peter Schnltzler We have advanced further 1n our SC18Ht1f1C research than ever before Last year at th1s tlme, Lee Johnson revealed to us the 1ncred1ble feat of a Brzzz fgetl that goes faster than l1ght ltself arold K1ndel and Larry Benton, p1lots of th1s remarkable lnstrument, had reached a helght of 5000 mlles from the moon m sure you all remember Lee S predlctlon that h would create a second Brzzz that would deflnltely reach the moon Well, 1S me he m e 1t Today, at 76 mlnutes after 13 o'clock, the Brzzz reached 1ts destlnatlon Harold and Larry are Ccontlnued on next page, . . . m . . . . . , . . is---. . . o .J . ' ' 0 m . C . I . in .... . . - . S - o , 0 ' ' ' rs ' . ' a U' N th ' ' . L. . ll . . f, ---' - .'1 g g g ' g . . He . . Y . . --- . . . E H . . . . I' ' ' ' e th' ti ad ' .. '

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CLASS PROPHECY fcont J NDale Shaw, President of the Chrysler Motors Corporation, wishes the announcement made that the famous one wheel get Plymouth car will be on display two weeks from today The Grand Showing will take place at Gail Williams' huge Chrysler garage at 14 0'C10Ck fBy the way, Joyce Bateman 1S working there as a HOU Pald meChaH1C J Da1e's secretary, Linda Noel will unveil H119 Strlklngly beautiful car and Richard White will demonstrate its breathtaking speed and the balance The Saturday Evening Post claims that this car is so low and stream lined that you don't get into it, you put it on Eloise Benstead, who has taken over Norman Rockwell's position, has done n excellent Job in lllustfatlng this car for the cover f the Saturday Evening Post which will be on sale on the day of the unveiling Raymond Buncy, draftsman who d ew up the plans for the U S Atlantic Pacific six lane highway, is proud to announce that his coast to coast super highway will b opened for use tomorrow at 7 p m Carl Blackhall told our reporter today that the engineering and con struc ing of the future bridge from San Francisco to Hawaii w1l1 take place next month Carl has been working on this project for two years ' Darrell Domes closed the News Around the Universe and the weather report was issued for the day Theresa Stachowski was at proach toward western New York fThe city of Arcade was gravely in danger D Theresa contacted Gerald Burton, who was at the North Pole He was trying to break the world's record by sitting on the Pole for the lvngest duration of time He had been sit ting on the top for 78 straight hours now and was still there when Theresa synchronized with Alton Gillette who was competing with Gerald at the South Pole Others who were contacted were Arnold Stone, who was in Moscow for the Peace Talks and Thomas Dutton who was on the Island of Pogo Pogo trying desperately f rec1v1l1ze the natives from pogo sticks to stilts CBoy that weather girl sure can make her program 1nterest1ng'D A commercial appeared next in which Carol Benzel was model ing her beautiful school girl complexion for the NSh1n Deep Beau ty Creamn I wasn't surprised, for she always did have such a lovely complexion What did surprise me was that Frank Lavery was announcing the Grande Ole Opry to appear in 30 seconds Philip Mahoney was calling the square dances and doing a marvel ous Job Carol Minkel was the yodelin' belle of the Opry while Mildred Tyler and Kathleen Sm1th,under the name of the Kamil sis ters, did a beautiful duet together while playing their guitars Suddenly Lloyd Luther appeared on my screen and was doing what I thought to be the craziest thing I ever say He bounded on a mat tress 15 feet into the air about 20 times in succession I soon found out that he was only demonstrating the indestructability of Margery Bleyle's nSleep Fine Mattresses ' fcontinued on next pagel . up , . 0 l ' , o n i D . . a , , q O ' r I . . - . . 1 . . e I Q I the weather board announcing hurricane Pluto's rapidly moving ap- - ' o - 1