Arcade Central High School - Edacra Yearbook (Arcade, NY)

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lass Prophecy It all began when I was exper1ment1ng w1th y toy erector set, when suddenly, to my amazement I had constructed the most unbellevable gadget ever created It was a t1me machlne o those who don t know what a tlme machlne lt 18 a machlne that looks lnto tlme D Suddenly a thought struck me flt hurt, t o Sure, why not? I'll ask the machlne to reveal what y classmates of '56 w1ll be do1ng ten years from now I loosened the bolt and tlghtened the nut and PRESTO What do you thlnk my eyes beheld? A commerc1al H1ll1am Close was advert1s1ng Zlppo soap one fllck of the wr1st and 1t's clean The soap or the WF1St? I don't know I d1dn't walt to f1nd out I cut h1m short He used to be tall I was just t1me to tune ln on the 364,000,000 Questlon To my amazement, L D 0'Dell was the Master of Ceremonles and the famous M1ss Amer1ca of '66, Sandra Coloross, was h1s asslst ant Stepp1ng from the 1solat1on booth was Robert Drennan who had Just mlraculously answered the 32,000,000 QUeSt1On The next person to appear on the program was trylng for the top questlon Ida Noon trled desperately, but to the d1sappo1ntment of everyone, she falled to answer the questlon, 'How many sta are there?N The flrst of her consolat1on pf1ZBS was a 24 karet gold m1nk l1ned '66 Cad1llac convertlble chauffeured by R1chard Keenan and presented by the top off1c1al of the program, Charles Rosler The second prlze was new get home styled by e famous archltect, Morrls Mummery The thlrd and flnal pr1ze was a beaut1ful atomlc powered ocean l1ner presented personally by Larry Nourse, Presldent of the Ocean L1ner Company D 0'De ended the program w1th the usual llhe NTune 1n next week to see 1f Robert Drennan w1ll try or the 364,000,000 QU9St10n ' Next to appear on my tlme machlne was the l5 o'clock News Around the Unlverse Darrell Domes was the news commentator reported the followlng news ltems nThe second E1nste1n, a famous electrlcal englneer has done the 1mposs1ble he has spl1t an electron' Th1s remarkable genlus 1S none other than Peter Schnltzler We have advanced further 1n our SC18Ht1f1C research than ever before Last year at th1s tlme, Lee Johnson revealed to us the 1ncred1ble feat of a Brzzz fgetl that goes faster than l1ght ltself arold K1ndel and Larry Benton, p1lots of th1s remarkable lnstrument, had reached a helght of 5000 mlles from the moon m sure you all remember Lee S predlctlon that h would create a second Brzzz that would deflnltely reach the moon Well, 1S me he m e 1t Today, at 76 mlnutes after 13 o'clock, the Brzzz reached 1ts destlnatlon Harold and Larry are Ccontlnued on next page, . . . m . . . . . , . . is---. . . o .J . ' ' 0 m . C . I . in .... . . - . S - o , 0 ' ' ' rs ' . ' a U' N th ' ' . L. . ll . . f, ---' - .'1 g g g ' g . . He . . Y . . --- . . . E H . . . . I' ' ' ' e th' ti ad ' .. '

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CLASS WILL fcon'tl DALE SHAW wllls h1s car palntlng ab1l1ty to Mr Cottrell MARVA SHEARMAN w1lls her shyness to Nancy O'Dell SONJA SHEPARD wllls her park1ng place 1n her front yard to her S1St8F, Ethel CARL SMITH W1llS h1s lllegal excuses to Shlrley Farren DONN SMITH wllls h1s s1lence to Roseanne Rast KATHY SMITH w1lls her cheerleadlng tlghts to Marle Glasner THERESA STACHOWSKI wllls her ab1l1ty to arrlve home on t1me to Carl Relsdorf RHODA STEWARD wllls her black ha1r to Beverly BTZ6Z1Ck1 ARNOLD STONE wllls h1s space ln the park1ng lot to am LaScala BILL STREICHER wllls h1s unused space on the tape recorder t Peggy Mussleman MILDRED TYLER wllls her sklll ln bookeep1ng to Donna Hetzel KAY VAN SLYKE wllls her SGWlHg ablllty to Joan Brauen PETER WALTER w1lls h1s ab1l1ty to keep one g1rl so long to M Kellogg DICK WHITE wllls h1s two geared Ford to Gayle Klng to dr1ve to school next year GAIL WILLIAMS w11ls h1s temper to Davld Woodruff SHIRLEY WOOD W1l1S l smashed telephone pole and several bent bumpers to Carol McFarlane KAREN WOOLLEY w1lls her saxaphone to Jean Van Slyke 1n hopes that she can do more w1th lt SIXTH We hereby nomlnate and appolnt M N1chols to be the Executor of thls, our Last W1ll and Testament IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have hereunto subscrlbed our names and afflxed our seal IHIS twenty slxth day of June, the year of our Lord one thousand n1ne hundred and flfty S1X fLSP . . . . S . . O r. . I ' ' r. ' . A. - . in

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CLASS PROPHECY fcont P 1n good cond1t1on owe a great deal tor, but also to accompl1shment Now all they have to do 13 get back J of thanks not only to the pllots and the 1nven Robert Mould who flnanced the expenses for th1s fHe certa1nly could afford lt after mak1ng h1s 5th b1ll1on from h1s o1l wells 1U Texas I FLASH A bullet1n has Just been rece1ved from our star rov1ng reporter, Dale Drennan, that Marle Farr1ngton has Just become the f1TSt woman to break the llght barrler w1th a Brzzz 1She d1d th1s acc1dently wh1le chas1ng her man J UCarl Sm1th and Wllllam Stre1cher have st1ll not been heard from yet after beglnnlng the1r th1rd expedltlon through the dangerous unexplored gungles of Afrlca They have been m1SS1ng for four days now, but we have not glven up hope yet Meanwhlle, James Montgomery and Donn Smlth, employed by the Natlonal Snake Exh1b1t1on, have been sent to f1nd and capture the world's most deadly and dangerous snakes, 1nclud1ng the g1gant1c Zsa Zsa, a snake 725 feet long and 34 feet 1n dlameter CAh well, 1t's been nice know1ng them J Russell M1ller, Amer1ca's foremost da1ryman, has succeeded 1n his experiment with a scientif1cally developed cattle feed1ng program One week on the produce m1lk that 13 already pasteurlzed Cornell Un1vers1ty Lab, had been mak1ng a months now and posslble for NAnd now aga1n He has H15 only reply w1n next year spec1al dlet and cows Charles Roche, of the Slmllar exper1ment for belleves that h1s StUd19S cow to produce chocolate m1lk and labor w1ll make lt for the sports 1tems Robert Caner has done lt won three consecut1ve Ind1anapo11s Speedway Races was, 'Just watch my smoke when I try for my fourth We all w1sh Ronald Poole, U S Representat1ve . . . . c . . We ' ' . ll . -L . . . - a - .lu is ' ' ' a . U. . ' ' ' P t w ' . in track to the World 0lymp1cs, good luck as he ventures towards thls d1ff1CU1t goal wh1ch he has strlven so d1l1gently for Alan Jackson and Joseph K1ng are to be congratualted for thelr out standlng performance 1n the Army Navy football game yesterday Ten touchdowns each ceztalnly nothlng to be sneered t Joanne Hopklns has been voted the most outstandlng athlete 1n the S She w1ll always be recogn1zed for her famous sportsmanship throughout the world Peter Walter, better known as Mr Unlverse, w1ll begln h1s 98th wrestllng match tonlght on channel CBN e er, by the way, has on every slngle match N WIt seems that there 15 a Perfect man 1n the world after all Mar1e Newell and V1ck1 Kenyon have completed thelr robot at last and he 1S obed1ent to every command,so they say V1v1an Bengamln, w1fe of the rlchest o1l man 1n town, has generously glven them a year's supply of 011 for the operatlon of th1s perfect man Marle and V1ck1 are very grateful to Frances Holland for her help w1th the mathematlcal and sc1ent1f1c problems Without her, they wouldn't have been able to make hls bra1ns lcont1nued on next pagoi