Appalachian State University - Rhododendron Yearbook (Boone, NC)

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CONTENTS Editor ' s Letter, 1 Bv Miriam West Food Services — A Gut Issue, 6 Bv R. T. Smith Put Downs, 8 Bv Jack Diliard Help Support Your Local Police, 10 Bv Jack Diliard and R. T. Smith Letters We Would Like To Receive, 16 Bv Jack Diliard Famous Excuses For Cutting Classes, 18 By Entire Writing Staff More Put Downs, 19 By Jack Diliard and R. T. Smith Bathroom Graffiti, 22 By Entire Writing Staff Who ' s Boo Boo ' s, 24 By Jack Diliard d) Editorials, 2 [j News on the March, 3 Q Letters, 5 i Funny Pages, 14 B Cartoons, 20 M Drawn and Quoted, 26 Cover Design By Cecil Reid ©NATIONAL LAMPOON MAGAZINE: National Lampoon on the A.S.U. Campus is a publication of the 1976 Rhododendron, Appalachian State University, Boone, North Carolina. The Lampoon features titles and layout and design are used here with permission of National Lampoon, Inc., 635 Madison Avenue. New York, N.Y., 10022. All rights are reserved. Nothing may be reprinted in whole or in part without written permission from the editor. Any cor- respondence concerning this issue of Lampoon should be ad- dressed to the Rhododendron offices. Box 128, Appalachian State University, Boone, N.C. 28608. Any similarity to real people and placed in fiction and semifiction in this magazine is purely coincidental. This publication is published by the Appalachian State University Board of Student Publications and printed by Inter-Collegiate Press in Kansas City, Kansas.

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Commentary on ASU Food Services Bathroom Graffiti Bicenntennial News Facts MAY 1976 THE HUMOR MAGAZINE OF ASU $1.00

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Dear Students: This book was not my idea. The administration made me do it. They held my paycheck over my head and threatened to send it to Billy Graham if I didn ' t produce this yearbook. Personally, I think it ' s dirty, done in bad taste, has vulgar words in it, and obscene pictures. It should be a great yearbook, but remember, I didn ' t want to do it. Every dirty thing in this book is the imagination of our administration. God will not like them anymore. But being an humble person by Nature, I will take all the credit for this book. I would really hate to see our administrators lose their jobs simply because they have bad taste. Me, I ' m out of a job anyway, so what does it matter? My future isn ' t as important as theirs is. Broughton always did look like a nice place to live. And since I am taking the credit and responsibility for this yearbook I want to thank the powers that be for giving me freedom of the press and the freedom to produce what the administration feels the students will appreciate and like. This book is done for you, the students. By doing this book we hoped to please the majority of the students on the ASU campus. And so, if any of you students would like to express your opinions about this book (please, my bones break easily), send your comments to the Rhododendron offices, in care of the State Hospital, Morganton, N.C. JY - Miriam West Editor-in-Chief (of this trash) National Lampoon 1