Appalachian State University - Rhododendron Yearbook (Boone, NC)

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Commentary on ASU Food Services Bathroom Graffiti Bicenntennial News Facts MAY 1976 THE HUMOR MAGAZINE OF ASU $1.00

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APPALACHIAN MEN Sports Illustrated Southern Living academics today yearly A.S.U, Bicentennial Food Services Campus Security Infirmary Parties and Beer Joints Rally Fraternities Hang Gliding Coed Dorms Appalachian Men Sororities College Life Styles Men ' s Sports Wom en ' s Sports Intramurals A.S.U. Marching Band Concerts Artistes and Lecture Series Coffeehouse Plays College of Arts and Sciences College of Business College of Education College of Fine and Applied Arts Faculty Student Publications Who ' s Who Clubs and Organisations Mug Shots

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CONTENTS Editor ' s Letter, 1 Bv Miriam West Food Services — A Gut Issue, 6 Bv R. T. Smith Put Downs, 8 Bv Jack Diliard Help Support Your Local Police, 10 Bv Jack Diliard and R. T. Smith Letters We Would Like To Receive, 16 Bv Jack Diliard Famous Excuses For Cutting Classes, 18 By Entire Writing Staff More Put Downs, 19 By Jack Diliard and R. T. Smith Bathroom Graffiti, 22 By Entire Writing Staff Who ' s Boo Boo ' s, 24 By Jack Diliard d) Editorials, 2 [j News on the March, 3 Q Letters, 5 i Funny Pages, 14 B Cartoons, 20 M Drawn and Quoted, 26 Cover Design By Cecil Reid ©NATIONAL LAMPOON MAGAZINE: National Lampoon on the A.S.U. Campus is a publication of the 1976 Rhododendron, Appalachian State University, Boone, North Carolina. The Lampoon features titles and layout and design are used here with permission of National Lampoon, Inc., 635 Madison Avenue. New York, N.Y., 10022. All rights are reserved. Nothing may be reprinted in whole or in part without written permission from the editor. Any cor- respondence concerning this issue of Lampoon should be ad- dressed to the Rhododendron offices. Box 128, Appalachian State University, Boone, N.C. 28608. Any similarity to real people and placed in fiction and semifiction in this magazine is purely coincidental. This publication is published by the Appalachian State University Board of Student Publications and printed by Inter-Collegiate Press in Kansas City, Kansas.