Appalachian High School - Laurel Yearbook (Boone, NC)

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Roy Miller, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to speak in public to W.C, Payne, Alton Moretz, do hereby will and bequeath my love for agriculture to Mr, Tait, Wanda Moretz, do hereby will and bequeath my studious attitude to Tony Winkler, Betty Jean Norris, do hereby will and bequeath my red hair to Carlton Lyons--he needs it so desperately. Bobby Joe Norris, do hereby will and bequeath my guitar to Tex Cullers, Emma Norris, do hereby will and bequeath my dry wit to a rainy season, Shirley Anne Norris, do hereby will and bequeath my N.H.S. candles to Appalachian's darkest corner, : Wendell Norris, do hereby will and bequeath my cider mill to the next sponsor of the Halloween Carnival, Vance Northern, do hereby will and bequeath all the BINGO sets in the world to Bill Ross, Katherine Payne, do hereby will and bequeath my collection of class rings to Josten's, James Phillips, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to see nothing, hear nothing, know nothing, to Mark Hodges, Norma Jean Phillips, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to remember my name to Mr, Gentry, Houston Presnell, do hereby will and bequeath Mr, Blanton's homeroom their diplomas, Nancy Qualls, do hereby will and bequeath my liveliness to Mrs, Dougherty, Frank Alvarez, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to attract FEMALES to Bobby Wilcox, Barbara Ragan, do hereby will and bequeath my artistic handwriting to Robert Bingham, John Ragan, do hereby will and bequeath my droll sayings to Shirley Rogers, Johnnie Ray, do hereby will and bequeath my name to JOHNNIE RAY. Gene Reed, do hereby will and bequeath my way with women to A.C, Farthing, George Richardson, do hereby will and bequeath the Navy to all the little sailors, Bill Rush, do hereby will and bequeath my admiration for mathematics to Mr, Templeton, Catherine Stevens, do hereby will and bequeath the Hi Life to Betty Cooke Margaret Storie, do hereby will and bequeath the wish that all the brooms in the student store be swapped for a vacuum cleaner, Rachel Ann Teague, do hereby will and bequeath my collection of RAT TRAPS to Sylvester the cat, Ted Townsend-I'll still will my F,F,A, trips; they were even better than last year Albert Verbyla, Jr., do hereby will and bequeath my ability to compete with the yard stick to Harry Critcher, Roy Welch, do hereby will and bequeath my lazy walk to Jackie Gleason Billy Wellborn, do hereby will and bequeath all my FIVE feet to Becky Bingham--I'll keep the inches,

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— — a - J.G. Greene, do hereby will and bequeath NOTHING to NOBODY. Pauline Greene, do hereby will and bequeath my love for the Appalachian Theater to Mrs, Beach, Elton Greer, do hereby will and bequeath my love for football to anyone who thinks they can equal it, Emma Mae Greer, do hereby will and bequeath my love for Home Ec to some house- wife who can't cook or sew, Jack Greer, do hereby will and bequeath my younger brothers to the A.H.S. football squad, Carmen Guy, do hereby will and bequeath my sister to A.H.S. and many years of good HEALTH, Betty Ann Hagaman, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to talk to Abraham and Quiquo to Mr, Lott, Juella Hampton, do hereby will and bequeath my commercial ability to Ann Southern. Conley Harrison, do hereby will and bequeath my best wishes to the baseball teams through the years, Ernest Hartley, do hereby will and bequeath my scientific interests to the F.B.I. Research Center. C.J. Hayes, do hereby will and bequeath my love for going steady to Johnny Hodges, Howard Hayes, do hereby will and bequeath my voice to Columbia Recordings, Mack Hodges, do hereby will and bequeath my position on the Student Council to any Junior who is trusted that much by his homeroom, John Jackson, do hereby will and bequeath my feet to the Alaskan Patrol, Ken Jackson, do hereby will and bequeath all the homeroom programs we didn't have to any future vice president, Joyce Johnson, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to play the piano to Randy Maddux. Frances Jones, do hereby will and bequeath my majorette uniform to Pat--let's keep it in the family. Jeanne Lewis, do hereby will and bequeath my psychological knowledge to Thelma Phillips. Frank Llevat, do hereby will and bequeath my cute wink to Richard Hartley, Abraham Maciques, do hereby will and bequeath my ability dance to Ricardo Montal- ban, Joe Mast, do hereby will and bequeath my broken jaw to the Fixit Club, Jack McKinney, do hereby will and bequeath the whole aspirin industry to the next student body president, Betty Lou Miller, do hereby will and bequeath my LONG blond hair to Garry Moore, Gladys Miller, do hereby will and bequeath my splurges in SENIOR Physical Education class to Frances Rush, Kim Miller, do hereby will and bequeath my lanky limbs to Dr, Shaffer, Peggy Miller, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to laugh at nothing to Shirley Cook,

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— , Jack Wellborn, do hereby will and bequeath my bus to George Maine, , Dempsey Wilcox, do hereby will and bequeath the proclamation THAT ALL NEXT YEAR BE HOLIDAYS, , Anna Boyce Winkler, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to argue politics to the DEMOCRATIC presidential candidate for 1956, , Dick Winkler, do hereby will and bequeath my native ability to anyone who will use it more than I have, , Nancy Dee Winkler, do hereby will and bequeath all the African TIGERS to Jack Gentry. —= — = — ARTICLE II To the Junior Class, we leave our many Senior headaches, ARTICLE III To the Sophomores, we leave a higher step to wisdom, ARTICLE IV To the Freshmen, the thought that they'll soon be seniors, ARTICLE V To the Faculty, we give a toast for making our lives at Appalachian the happiest. We may be leaving, but never forgetting.