Antwerp High School - Clarion Yearbook (Antwerp, NY)

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7 api will and , zsianwni le, the Seniors of the Class of 1952, being of shaky minds and trials to the teachers many classes, do thus declare our LAST WILL and TBTAHENT 1. To llr Hastings, our sincere appreciation for the kindness he has shown us during ur high school days 2 To the beloved faculty we leave six boxes of Kleenex We are sure that they will need them when we leave these hallowed halls 3 To the Class of 1953 we leave our title as Seniors providing they pay sll our debts h Lastly, the following personal bequests I, Vera Jean Alberry, do bequeath W bashhilness with boys to Doris Rose I, Frank Alton, take with me W pernicious habit of going out at basketball games on fouls I, Marilyn Blair, bequeath W knack of flirting with boys to Rosemary LaClair I, Betty Jo Dickson, do bequeath my pastime of dating Gouverneur fellows to Mary Jane Case I, Joan Gleason, do bequeath the love that I should have had for Latin to some 'Yeshman who will show greater interest Betty Gleeson, bequeath W pastime of keeping the army guessing to Eleanor Catlin. Marion Harms, bequeath W ability to get home from basketball games to Marion Bus Marjorie Howe, bequeath my Saturday night dates with the U S havy to Mary McCoy Iris Hutton, do leave W way to get to Oxbqvr dances to Marina smith Paul Peacock, bequeath W skiing technique to Roger Swem Felen Pitts, bequeath W long walk to school in the morning to Karl Ridsdale Allen Pridell, bequeath W ability to upset the English class to Robert Tooly Ann Rayman, bequeath my methods of losing and gaining weight to Mary Rose Wilder Eleanor Shippee, do bequeath W ability to wait for the Air Force to come home to Jean Powell I, Helen Young, do bequeath W technique in getting to dances to Theresa Pridell We make, constitute and appoint Miss Wladis to be executrix of this our LAST WILL and TESTAMENT The inventory won't be great, There isn't much to our estate So now, without much more ado, Our witnesses will sign hereto KLM, 74 fyfoz Witnesses 421,17 jaafwzfw J L in . o 1' e I, I, . h. I, . . ' . I, ' . I, Jane Liscomb, do bequeath W ability to play the pinball machine to Joan Bridge. 1, . I, . . I, . I, . I, ' f V! ,Q I

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K Elem!! ,Prnplgergf Recalling the days before the atomic age, we may well wonder how we ever managed to get along without the atomic devices so common to us now Here, in this year of 1965 A D we sit before our latest TV set nth its 50 inch screen with its numerous channels, so perfected, that any scene near or far can be immediately viewed at aw hour of the day or night For a diversion, let us search the air waves and see what our old classmates of 1952 are now up to Well, let's try chaxmel no for the latest news FIU! This is Eleanor Shippee broadcasting her famous gossip column! Eleanor always did have a nose for news Listenl 'Admiral Roger Mathous and wife Knee Marjorie Howel, have just returned in their privately olmed atomic pow ered submarine, from a trlp to the ldver Styx, Hades and points west, after an absence of two years Yindy always did have a flare for those far-away places Imagine catching that item L0'0'S give channel 19 a whirl There we have it Atlantic City with its Beauty Pageant And there's good old Iris Hutton getting crowned 'Miss Universe of l965' Iris claims that all she possesses in beauty and form she owes to her famous atomic diet Turning the knob for cha.nnel S, various New York City scenes sweep before us Here is one at the Metropolitan Opera Antwerp's illustrlous star of radlo, stage, screen and operatic baritone par excellence, Frank Alton, is rehearsing an aria to be sung at the inauguration of tne Atomic World's Fa1r on July lg, 1965 His wife, the former llarion Harris, historical writer powered car, the ult1mate word in style and decor Chauffeunng this amazing juggernaut of power is that famous demon of the northern speedways, Slim Pridell, attired in a martlan look 1ng outfit, and toying with the car's radar Here's a TV advertlsement cutting into the program It's for Bunnies Beauty Bond' , a beauty salon ovmed and operated by Miss llanlyn Blair The screen shows the interior of Miss B1a1r's salon One of the current Canover Models, Blondie Pitts, is receiving the latest atomic permanent, guaranteed to last a lifetime Let's switch to channel 37, a west coast TV channel specializing in political affairs The Honorable Joan Gleason is delivenng a stirring address 'On Corruption in High Flaces', in her campaign for re elect1on as senator from Walla Walla on the 'Cow loose' ticket Well, let's get away from politics and try one of the 'lhodunnits' Channel 13 special mes in nnrsteries Ah! Here it is, listen! 'Introducing Miss Vera Alberry, the private eye brow, in a mystery drama entitled, 'The Missing Sliver' , from the 'works' of Charlie llcCartlU Vera is queen of the 'Whodunnits' Channel 15 is good for its scenes from the world of sports The picture is a little snowy, but there is Oslo, Norway, with a scene from the Olympic skiing finals Barney Peacock, huslq Adirondack skier, is being hard pressed by Ivan Ivanowlch of Russia and Peter Peterson of Nor- lay On a cold day Barney is a hot boy on the skids Here's a channel showing the airfield at Hawaii The latest atomic powered Clipper has just arnved from the mainland, flying 1500 miles in slightly over an hour The pilot, Harold Peabody and co-pilot, Donald Youngs have just stepped from the plane to greet their amdous wlves, the former Misses Helen Young and Betty Dickson Another foreign scene! Here's central Africa with its elephants, tigers, and giraffes lhyl there's the Betty Gleeson expedition near a native village, and Betty's famous interpreter, Ann Rgymon,is talking to a native chief trying to barter her latest book, 'First and Last Words' , for an elephant's toenail Before we switch off, here's our local station WATN TV with the local news 'This is the last item on today's telecast Introducing the newlyweds, Hr and Irs Arnold Throgmorton Button, III, leaving on their honeymoon to Niagara Falls after a marathon courtenip of fifteen years Hrs Hutton is the wealtlv Jane Liscomb, who made a fortune from her secret fomula for growing long beautiful hair, Liscomb'e Elixir for Longer Locks , guaranteed to increase halr growth a yard a year or money back That's all, Folks, That's Alli' Vera Alberry -Marilyn Blair W -u M ' S ' and authority on our 'Bill of Rights' , awaits him outside the Metropolitan in the latest atomic