Anthon High School - Bomb Yearbook (Anthon, IA)

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The Class Prophecy Hi there folks! Well I just got back from a long trip. Went to see all my relatives. Sure got a lot of them. There's my Aunt Susie and Uncle Jeb Bhd HEY cousin Jean. Say that Jean grew up to be quite a gal. She's out there in Australia boxing with the kangaroos. She says she is goin' to manage the world's champion kangaroo. Well, Jean always was one jump ahead of everybody else Whale I was out in Australia I felt a little sick so I went to the first aid station there in Sydney And who should I run into but my old pal Reba After I picked her up, she told me that she was a X ray specialist She always was the curious lclnd Well, I loafed around Australia for awhile and I thought I might sail for England for a little visit While I was on the ship I de cided that I would go see the captain and who should it be but Del bert He said when he first started to pilot a ship he had felt-'a lfttle seasick Can't understand that though It never seemed to bother him when he was driving around Anthon I figured I might as well visit with some of these passengers so I went and set down next to a right pert little girl Thought her face looked familiar and when she told me her name I re ognized her Name was Marie She said she was running a day nursery now She figured after all the experience she has had she might as well put it to use She said it was pretty easy but she had one little stinker of a lcld though His name was Donnie Jr Guess he's just like his father Never could settle down to nothin' serious Marie said Donnie is playing a sax in a band now Guess he must have learned it cond hand Say, I just heard some pretty bad news! I hear Diane and Marge are doing time for beating up on a man with their batons They say it was accidental but I'm not so sure They always were pretty tough characters While I visited :ln England I happened to drop in on a Quiz nro gram This one is a l.1ttle different though The name of it is You Ask Me and instead of the master of ceremonies aslcing the contestants questions the contestants asked the Master of Ceremonies questions It's pretty hard to win a prize on that program Howard was M C and he alwqrs did lmowall the answers After I left England I journeyed to the new country of Siberia Seems Ronnie and Jerane decided to make a nice cool country out of it One night I decided to go to a wrestling match It was starring two of my favorite wrestlers, Le-aging Lerg and Grizzly Gilman But, the match finally ended in a draw ecause e referee , who was L-gg Madsen, just couldn't tell which one had won David Fl Mola.rs Madison is now modeling for Ipana tooth paste ads on te ewnlsion The program he models for is called Martin, Lewis and Sgkgam Remember that old twcsome Martin and Lewis, well now it' Martin, Lewis and Schram Happened to see their show on T V the other night Lyle nearly Stole the show with his rabbit act, Happened to pass through a little town named 011680 the other day Guess I was speeding a little cause pretty soon I heard a siren Well, I pulled over to the curb and a big, burley policeman calledl-Iufx, eeid, All right, Bub, where' the fire? Well, just then a cute little blond went by so Huff said, Aw let it go I got to meet some body But Just then I happened to think of ny old pal J He had always said he wanted to be mayor of Owego Sure emi when I walked in the town hall, there sat J ay Said the world's been treat- ing him pretty well In addition to his duties as mqor he gives a Sponsored by WHI'lIE'S SERVICE STATION, Sinclair Products, Anthon Iowa l O O - U O . I - O O I O I C o O I C O 0 I . I O se . , . t... O O O . 0 . l . I O O O U D Ronnie and Uerane are reigning as King and Queen. . . . . C O as I . , . 0 S I l O - L . . . Q I O O s ' . , - I . I I O I O

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How We Looked Then Denni 3 Steve J crane Di 8118 2 Howard Wg-ng Jean John Lyle Ronnie Harlan Reba Francis Donnie gy Margle Larry H Lekcy Sponsored by HOME OIL CGIPANI, Erwin Nielson, Prop., Anthon, lowa

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Prophecy concert every TL16Sd8.y night. Last I heard of Jay he was practicing on his old trumpet. Seems that the movie star Marilyn Monroe has been pretty busy lately posing for the great Richard in gay Paree. Guess he turned aritst after he saw her last picture. After visiting in Paris I decided to look in on the Air Force in Podunk, Persia. Happened to see an old buddy, 'Ha-11211, there. He was just ready to go out on a mission. The captain told me that Harlan just received an award from the government for economy. Seems he doesn't use any bombs, he just blows his trumpet and scares the enemy to death. Saw another old pal there too, John Stender. Says he's still receiving Dear John letters. On my way home I passed through Sioux City. Met Dennis speeding through a red light. Guess he's still making his weekly trips. Has- n't convinced her yet. When I got back to Anthon I went up to the School house to look the place over. Went down to the gym to see the new coach. Francis was quite busy He was lecturing to the boys about the bad h8.D1ES of smolnng and drinking Just got relaxed in ny easy chair and I heard a knock, knock! It was Hayle He' got a new Job now selling Rubber er Baby ggies I told him I Just couldn't use 'em, but I mEhed Aunt Ann Ual Sponsored by SCHINDLEPJS, 322 Fourth Street, Sioux City, Iowa IW SOUPT KANSAS CHEMICAL COMPANY, Kansas City, Missouri