Anson Academy - Anchor Yearbook (North Anson, ME)

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ANSON ACADEMY 21 You Will Know Them by Their: Clark Goble of A. A.' Scowls ................... Mr. Botkin Legs .................. I ......,... jimmy Hair-do's . . . ......, Iva Eyes . . . Q . . . . . . - Ralph Giggles . . . . . , Dawn Teeth .... . . . Bobby J. Length . . . . . . Walter VVink ....,.. . . . . . Pop Pig Tails ........... . ......... Hilda Hair ........... ...... T eddy Quietness .... Frances A. Hercules Build . . . . I Raymond C hautteur fneed one Fl . Way with the girls .... jimmy Anchors ................,...,. Dorris Temper ........ .... B ruce Eye lashes and curley hair ...... Teddy Feet .........., ..... P ete Laugh ....., ..., , Betty Voice .... Raymond Flirting ..... .. Florence Ears ..... . .... Merle Knock Knees . . , Glenice Dimples ...... . . . , Teddy Hugging Girls ..,. ..... M erle Complexion .... . .... Kenneth Making Eyes . , , Eleanor Personality ..... . . . Richard W. Girl Friends . . .. Ralph Sportsmanship .. ..... , Merle Walk ........ ...... I immy N eatness ....... .... P op Short Skirts . . Muriel D. Profile .,.....,..... ....4 P ete Temper ..... Miss Pullen One woman complex . . . . . . . Kenneth Riding ..... Mr. Merrill Penmanship ....,.... . . . . . John Moustache ...,.... ..4, R alph Did You Know That: Winston has legs Glenice is in love Joyce hates uniforms Dawn disapproves of jitterbugging Lizzie can cook Frances has a voice . Erma studies Lizzie never blushes The juniors think we're lucky The Seniors can be dignified Becky likes tall men Muriel likes coca-cola tor popj Winston likes girls Erma likes to walk Joyce can stay home Glenice can drive Frances always gets home on time Dawn can sit still Lizzie has a new Dickey The Student Council has had important meetings Pop is bashful Verne likes Old Point Avenue Marion has an allowance Lelia can flirt ??????? Hedy LaMorr of A. A. 1 Eyes .......,................... Eleanor Teeth .... .... B arbara Mouth , . . , . . Maxine Hands , . . ...... Lucille Feet .. Muriel M. Figure . . . ...... Blanche Lips . . J .... , Christie Nose .,.. Mary Judkins Ears... ....BettyP. Hair .... ...... I va Eyebrows . . ...... Hilda Legs ........ . . . Katherine Complexion ..,. .... M uriel D. Fingernails . . . . . l , . Dorris Smile .... ..... P hyllis Temper .... ...... B ecky Walk .... Wink .... Dimples . . . Personality .... . Sportsmanship Way with boys . . . . One man complex .... Betty Jacques Lelia . Frances L. . , .... Sadie . Miss Pullen . . . . Marion . . . . Maxine

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20 THE ANCHOR lHlSHNNYSlIll Can You Take lt? Be not sore, if here below You find a grind, a knock, a blow That shows that you're not the whole show just grin and bear it-HERE WE GO! lkrlivkvklk THE PsvcHoLoG1sT asked the inmate of the asylum, who insisted that he was king, What makes you think that you are the king P I know that I am the king, was the reply, Satan told me so. At which a voice from the next cell snapped, I told you nothing of the kind. THE TWO MEN in the doctor's waiting room sat in silence. Finally one of them said, I'm aching from arthritis. To which the other answered: Glad to know you. I'm Ginsburg from Chicago. A Sad Fact I once had a heart Tender and true It has gone from me It has come to you Care for it tenderly As I have done For now you have two And I have none. Glenice---Stanley Steamer Winston--H enry F ord Erma1lYoungstown Express Frances---E dis on Elizabeth--Tin Lizzie Dawn-1-B essemer-Co nzferter ? ? ! Joyce--You Tell Us I ARCHIBALD NEEDED SOME money, so he went to his uncle john, and said, john, I need a hundred dollars. I'll pay you back Saturday. Saturday came, but he didnft have the hund- red dollars. This time he went to his Uncle Jack, and said, Jack, I need a hundred dollars. I'll pay you back Wednesday. Then he took the hundred dollars and paid his Uncle John. On Wednesday of the next week he went to his Uncle John saying, john, I need a hund- red dollars. I'll pay you back Saturday. With the money he paid his Uncle jack. This prac- tice went on for a few months. One day Archibald saw his two uncles com- ing down the sidewalk together. He ran up to them and said, Thank Heaven, I have found you two together. jack, every Saturday you give John a hundred dollars. John, every VVednesday you give jack a hundred dollars and leave me out of it. - LEE Mooov '46 Advertisements W ANTED': Reliable means of transportation to Madison on Saturday nights. Pop and Ted- dyg and Becky. Fon SALE: Back Seats. Seniors. FOUND: Sailor, with no strings attached, lost by a junior girl. Loser may have same by applying at editor's office and paying for this ad. WANTED: Intermission at dancing school. Boys that go to Madison. France S 4 Adam S Elizab E th McL E an Daw N You N g Glen 'I ce Liv I ngston I O yce H O yt E R ma Spence R Win S ton Bes S ey

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22 What Would Happen lf: Winston got a girl Dawn got mad at Lizzie Frances got up in the morning Joyce couldn't write Lizzie got Rich Erma got home early on Tuesday night Glenice was seen without Stanley Miss Pullen didn't assign a lesson for the next day Elizabeth lost her Dicky Pop couldn't giggle Kenneth had black hair Iva couldn't think of a new hair-do Muriel didn't have a pop Farley got the right math example on the board Qfor a changeb Pete danced the rhumba Winston's car fell apart The school had a rummage sale Hilda kept her seat Ruth got a man Frances got to school on time Miss Jackman didn't get a letter Kenneth couldn't pitch fwooj The school burned down Glenice got mad at Stanley Hilda learned who was in general science class Florence didn't have any boys Bruce was bashful Winston learned to dance Maxine should act at least six years old Katherine went out on Dicky All the boys danced at dancing school Dawn couldn't giggle Mary and Kenneth broke up Pop really popped Erma took John instead of gym Joyce broke her arm and couldn't write The Freshmen weren't fresh The Sophomores weren't silly The Juniors weren't jolly The Seniors were dignified ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Wouldn't lt Be Funny lf: Erma was a rake instead of a hoe Qitj Joyce was old instead of young Frances was Eve instead of Adamfsj THE ANCHOR Dawn turned to evening Winston was fat instead of QMcJLean Glenice was a deadstone instead of a Living- stonfej If we found out that Lizzie was tin fTin Lizziej Kenneth's car didn't head toward Madison Lee didn't take all the new girls out Merle didn't flirt with all the girls Joyce stayed home Saturday nights The Junior boys didn't talk in History and English class Pop couldn't find Katherine's--Seat??? Frances couldn't buy any gum ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Us Seniors F. A.-Found Alluring D. B.-Doodle Bug E. H.-Ever Helpful G. L.-Great Love W. M.-Wonderful Mechanic E. S.-Exciting Stranger J. Y.-Just Yours My Ford - The Ford is my chariot I shall not walk J It maketh me to lie down in wet places It destroyeth my soul It leadeth me into trouble It leadeth me into the paths of ridicule for its name's sake It prepareth a breakdown for me in the pres- ence of mine enemies It will bear more evil when it is with me Its rods and its shafts they discomfort me It anointeth my head with oil Its water boileth over Surely to goodness if Lizzie follows me all the days of my life I shall dwell in the house of the nuts forever. ARcH1BALD PERCIVAL REGINALD EARL de- cided one evening to call on his girl. Together they talked of their kith and their kin . He said, May I kith you ? and she said, You kin?