Annawan High School - Tom Tom Echoes Yearbook (Annawan, IL)

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JOKES Mrs. Allen: VVhat is an echo? Graham: The onlv thing that ever cheated my sister out of the last word. joe: Lo, jim, Fishin? jim: Naw. drowning worms. Mr. Parks: VVhat this team needs is life. Blair: 'f0h, no, thirty days is enough. Mr. Bridges: VVhat's the difference between lightning and electricity? Marilyn: VVell, you don't have to pay for lightning. Mr. lihrig: 'LHow far are you from the correct answer? Kenny IC.: 'ATwo seats. Mrs. Allen: I have went. That's wrong. isn't it? Frank: Yes ma'am. Mrs. Allen: YVhy is it wrong? Frank: Because vou ain't went yet. Adrianna: fWVhat does Mrs. Roberts like to draw best? Roberta: MI don't know. XVhat? Adrianna: Her salary. Ralph: Have you noticed the latest thing in men's clothes? john: 'LYes, women. Philip Cgctting into elevatorlz Sixth floor, please. Lady Operator: Here's the sixth floor, son. Philip: Don't call me son: you're not my mother. Operator: VVell, I brought you up, didn't I? Mrs. Allen: L'Can you define nonsense? Bill: Yes, Mrs. Allen, an elephant hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy. Joanne: XVhat kind of hen lays the longest? Shirley: 'LVVhat kind? Joanne: A dead hen. They laughed at Don when he sat down at the piano-he had forgotten to bring the stool. Mr. Iihrig: L'Now, Kenny, if I lay three eggs here and five eggs here, how many will I have? Kenny N. Cwith questioning glaneebz I don't believe you can do it, sir. Mrs. Allen: Give me three collective nouns. Iilaine: L'Flypaper, wastebasket. and vacuum cleaner. listherz There are several things I can alwavs count on. Helen: VI'hat are they? Esther: My fingers. Marlene: Does the giraffe get a sore throat if he gets wet feet? Norma: Yes, but not until the next week. Robert: I want to do something big and clean. Henry: Then wash an elephant. Virginia: I heard something this morning that opened my eyes. Margaret: So did I-an alarm clock. Bonnie: A moth leads an awful life. Carol: How come? Bonnie: He spends thc summer in a fur coat and the winter in a bathing suit.