Annawan High School - Tom Tom Echoes Yearbook (Annawan, IL)

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-I JOKES Mr. Bridges: Can anyone tell me what causes trees to become petrified? Leslie: The wind makes them rock. VVhen a fellow breaks a date he usuallv has to. VVhen a girl breaks a date she usually' has two. Lois: You mean to tell me that when you go to dinner your boyfriend forgets he's Scotch? Geraldine: Yes, he goes Dutch, and I pav for me. How to make a speech: Get up-Speak up- Shut up-Sit down. Gel: off the stove-that's not the place to ride the range. A girl's promise to be on time carries a lot of wait. Indian girls have plenty of fun with beau and error. Did you hear why Shirley Shaw lost her position as secretary? Yes, when the boss told her to sit down she looked around for a chair. Mr. Rainey: Are there any more questions about selecting and starting your occupation? Bud: Yes, if I want to build a service sta- tion how do I know how to locate so I will strike oil there? Geraldine was told to write the calendar for the month for the REVIEVV. This is her last entry regarding no school because of teachers' institute. No school tomorrow be- cause the teachers are going on an innocent toot. Mr. Ifhrig tasking routine questions at the beginning of schooliz And Gretchen, why did you come to school? Gretchen: I came to be went with, but I ain't yet. Mr. Hamm: I know a good ioke but it's slightly off color. Mr. Bridges: Oh, that's all right, I'm color blind. Mrs. Osborn: IVhat's happened? You're so dirty. Mr. Osborn: Puncture. Mrs. Osborn: VVell, you should have been on the look out: the map warned you of a fork in the road. Mrs. Allen: Give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it. Shirley Clemente: Donna has a dress with ten hooks in it, but due to gained weight. she can only fasten eight. The reason no woman ever married the man in the moon is because he nukes only a quarter a week, get full once a month, and stays out all night. Mrs. Gripp: john, I don't believe you are trying hard. john: Yes, I am. Teacher says I am the most trying bov in the class. If a doctor is doctoring a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doetored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doetoring the doctor, doctor the doctor the way he usually doctors? Edwin liarleyz Since I met you I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't drink, Lois: lVhy. Edwin: I'm broke. Did you know that some of the seniors thought most of the teachers were not mar- ried because they have bachelor's degrees? Cliff decided to call on Marilyn one evc- ning. Together they talked of their kith and their kin. Cliff said: May I kith you. Marilyn said: You kin. Store Clerk: Here's a pretty card with :1 lovely sentiment, To the only girl I ever loved. IVard: That's fine, give me a dozen. Shirley: VVhat is a tactful way for a girl's father to let her boy friend know it's time to leave? Carol: He may eausally pass through the room with a box of breakfast food.